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I Can Tell Your Purse Is Fake: April 2009
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Thursday, April 30, 2009. Good Morning, Grace! By now I'm sure I sound like one of those disgustingly clumsy characters you read in a really bad fan fiction. Heroine. A "Mary-Sue" if you will. And believe me, it disgusts me as much as everyone else. The truth is, I would love to be graceful and have some sort of equilibrium, but the chance of that happening at this point is nada. I try to do what I can to increase my balance including purchasing a " balance ball. But it never happened. Drat. The next mor...
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I Can Tell Your Purse Is Fake: January 2013
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013. Tubby Tuesday: Breakfast Smoothie. I've been on the on-again off-again "diet" thing for a long time. A really, really long time. Thus far, two things I've stuck with. No more cokes (going on three years! And getting my fruits through smoothies each morning (going on three months! So far, I'm fitting into a pair of jeans that I haven't managed to squeeze into in over two years. I'm happy. I'm feeling better. Totally easy, right? 1/4 Cup Old Fashioned Rolled Oats. Sprinkle of cin...
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I Can Tell Your Purse Is Fake: Adventures in the Cloonmeister. Part 1.
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Saturday, April 4, 2009. Adventures in the Cloonmeister. Part 1. The most douchebag thing a car-owner can do is name their vehicle after the girl they loved in high school that wouldn't give him the time of day. The second most douchebag thing is naming your vehicle after a celebrity. Finally, we found Clooney at a little used car lot in a tiny little town about an hour away. At first, I was far from thrilled. Because if he thinks you like it, it's harder to bargain.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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I Can Tell Your Purse Is Fake: September 2012
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Sunday, September 9, 2012. The Sheep and the Traffic Circle. When my older sister and her guy first started raising grass-fed lamb, Elizabeth purchased a pair of Dorper. Rams over the internet. Dorpers are big, hardy sheep. They are from South Africa, so you know they are tough. They grow fast - reaching around 80 pounds at three and a half months. Big, thick, hardy, delicious sheep. Remember how I said that Dorpers are big sheep? Not so cute now are they? Also, if you happen to be in the way of one of t...
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I Can Tell Your Purse Is Fake: The List or "How I Ruined My Sister's Christmas"
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Friday, December 24, 2010. The List or "How I Ruined My Sister's Christmas". Every year I write a Christmas list of things I would like to have for my mother and siblings to shop from. It started when I was seven years old and I realized there was no point in writing to Santa. Instead I was awoken by a clatter of a different sort. The dogs were barking, there was a crash on the front porch and a loud "GODDAMMIT! Since then, the list has pretty much determined if I have a good Christmas in terms of the pr...
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I Can Tell Your Purse Is Fake: November 2009
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009. What's in a name? I suck at posting regularly, I know this. Sorry. So, what's in a name, really? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, right? Unfortunately, for me, names are kind of a big deal. I wouldn't go around sticking my nose in something called a Stinkblossom, would you? She wanted to be called Dawn? I always thought it was awkward when you met someone with the same name. Are you supposed to join a club like The Ashleys from Recess? Are you supposed to be BFFs?
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I Can Tell Your Purse Is Fake: The Sheep and the Traffic Circle
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Sunday, September 9, 2012. The Sheep and the Traffic Circle. When my older sister and her guy first started raising grass-fed lamb, Elizabeth purchased a pair of Dorper. Rams over the internet. Dorpers are big, hardy sheep. They are from South Africa, so you know they are tough. They grow fast - reaching around 80 pounds at three and a half months. Big, thick, hardy, delicious sheep. Remember how I said that Dorpers are big sheep? Not so cute now are they? Also, if you happen to be in the way of one of t...
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I Can Tell Your Purse Is Fake: September 2009
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Thursday, September 24, 2009. During my internet exile thanks to my computer's untimely passing, I spent a lot of time reading. I didn't read "real" books. I read trashy romance novels. To be more specific, I read some of Cassie Edward's Savage Series. As a side note, I'd like to point out that calling these books fantastic fiction is a bit of a stretch. They are trashy, silly, and read like a 14-year-old's God-awful fan fiction. Side by side they stand together,. So young so bold and brave. Here is Mom'...
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I Can Tell Your Purse Is Fake: December 2010
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Friday, December 24, 2010. The List or "How I Ruined My Sister's Christmas". Every year I write a Christmas list of things I would like to have for my mother and siblings to shop from. It started when I was seven years old and I realized there was no point in writing to Santa. Instead I was awoken by a clatter of a different sort. The dogs were barking, there was a crash on the front porch and a loud "GODDAMMIT! Since then, the list has pretty much determined if I have a good Christmas in terms of the pr...
