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Parenting Crimes I have Committed – The Book of Sahms
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The Book of Sahms. Stay at home mum ramblings. Parenting Crimes I have Committed. Posted by The book of SAHMs. June 28, 2016. Before you have a kid you look at people with kids and think ‘i’ll never be like them’. Then you have one and it all goes out the window. Here’s a selection of parenting. Source: Parenting Crimes I have Committed. What happens to your body during and after pregnancy. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:.
June 2016 – The Book of Sahms
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The Book of Sahms. Stay at home mum ramblings. Parenting Crimes I have Committed. Before you have a kid you look at people with kids and think ‘i’ll never be like them’. Then you have one and it all goes out the window. Here’s a selection of parenting Source: Parenting Crimes I have Committed. Their baby is definitely better than my baby…. October 17, 2016. What happens to your body during and after pregnancy. September 23, 2016. Parenting Crimes I have Committed. June 28, 2016. Blog at WordPress.com.
October 2016 – The Book of Sahms
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The Book of Sahms. Stay at home mum ramblings. Their baby is definitely better than my baby…. Now in the pre-baby world I literally gave no shits about what people thought of me, literally none. I grew out of trying to keep up with the crowd a long time ago. 32 years of practice left me pretty comfortable that I was bossing life in my own way and if anyone felt differently…. Their baby is definitely better than my baby…. October 17, 2016. What happens to your body during and after pregnancy. June 28, 2016.
About me… – The Book of Sahms
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The Book of Sahms. Stay at home mum ramblings. Surprise surprise, reality did not follow my my carefully crafted life plan. Babies…they are fecking exhausting- who knew. After an extended maternity leave, when I returned to work my boss had changed, my job description was changed meaning a promotion I was previously pretty much guaranteed was no longer on the table and my position in the company was marginalised. I’ve set up the blog to share my experiences, I suspect no-one will read it! October 17, 2016.
September 2016 – The Book of Sahms
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The Book of Sahms. Stay at home mum ramblings. What happens to your body during and after pregnancy. So, I want to talk about what pregnancy and birth do to your body because nobody bothered to tell me the true scale of potential issues so I just wanted to share my pain and warn all you unsuspecting beautiful pre-baby beings. I’m currently sat in hospital almost one year after giving birth having hopefully the…. Their baby is definitely better than my baby…. October 17, 2016. September 23, 2016.
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THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF TODDLER DINNER TIME. (Now… errr, written down. By the toddler. Here.) | Just a Normal Mummy
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Just a Normal Mummy. THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF TODDLER DINNER TIME. (Now… errr, written down. By the toddler. Here.). June 2, 2015. If any part of your meal (. Inclusive of accompanying refreshments. Is in a container not first chosen and approved by you, you are well within your rights to lose your shit. And refuse to eat until your chicken dippers are put in the Ninky-Nonk like YOU BASTARD WELL ASKED. Always. ALWAYS. Decide you need a poo just as Mummy starts eating. At some point they all go a bit ‘...
Just a Normal Mummy | Gin. Toddler. Baby. Repeat. | Page 3
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Just a Normal Mummy. 11 Things Every Mummy Has Done in the First Year of Having a Baby…. February 3, 2016. Things they don’t tell you at NCT. January 27, 2016. Tips for the First Year How to Become the Daddy to the New Mummy in Your Life (including how not to talk about the vagina). January 13, 2016. As you may or may not be aware, my newborn baby which only just fell-out-me-fanjo yesterday, honestly, has somehow just turned one. *sobs, does a shot of gin and pulls self back together* And it’s ...2015 is...
Potty Training Manoeuvres No Human Person Should Ever Have to Endure.Ever. | Just a Normal Mummy
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Just a Normal Mummy. Potty Training Manoeuvres No Human Person Should Ever Have to Endure.Ever. August 8, 2014. We have begun the dreaded potty training…. The precision learnings of the ‘ pot that shall remain nameles. The pee-pee-poo-festival of the potty-pot-pot-pot-pot. That glamorous phase of toddler parenting where you once again get up close and personal with your child’s bodily fluids and functions, and once again taste the shit of a human… Daily. There are only so many Dettol wipes and kitchen ro...
Just a Normal Mummy | Gin. Toddler. Baby. Repeat. | Page 2
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Just a Normal Mummy. The BIG FAT 3rd Baby Debate. June 14, 2016. Now don’t get me wrong Despite how the title reads; I can assure you I’m not saying I’m desperate for another boob-eating, vagina-shreading, tit-stamping, poo-producer In fact, earlier today my 17-month old son took a shit in his OWN ACTUAL PALM and slapped me round the face with it while my 4-year old daughter laughed and ate a dairylea dunker. So trust me this is NOT …. 10 Scenarios Every Pre-schooler Parent Will Face on a Foreign Holiday.
Just a Normal Mummy | Gin. Toddler. Baby. Repeat. | Page 32
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Just a Normal Mummy. The Basic (Baby) Pool Rules. July 19, 2012. NO running NO jumping or diving NO eating or drinking – except gin of course; it’s not a drink, it’s a necessity and a right NO glass – pre-made tins of G&T or vodka jellies it is NO pets – ugly babies allowed at manager’s discretion NO rough play or baby dunking (ugly babies exempt) NO splashing the mums who’ve actually had time to do their …. July 17, 2012. LOST – *Missing Episode* Revenge of the Isle of Wight…. July 15, 2012. July 9, 2012.
Wally Mummy | Just a Normal Mummy
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Just a Normal Mummy. Parenting Hacks… Just A Normal Mummy Style. October 21, 2016. Date Night… The before and after kids comparison…. October 14, 2016. The 7 Phases of School Run Acceptance…. October 6, 2016. Sorry But I Miss You. September 29, 2016. Winter Ready… #MummyStyle. September 21, 2016. So finally the weather is turning The coats are coming back out and the heating is going back on, and luckily you know this because everyone is announcing it on Facebook. THANK GOD. And you can relax onc...Now o...
Things I Miss from my Life-Before-Mummy | Just a Normal Mummy
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Just a Normal Mummy. Things I Miss from my Life-Before-Mummy. June 9, 2015. There’s things that I miss from my. Like sleeping, and bladder-control, and a less scrotum-like tummy. I miss wearing clothes without spanx underneath,. And not spending my evenings trying to brush a toddler’s bastard teeth. I miss having breasts that stay up and round the front,. I miss getting drunk and acting like a total *cough*. I miss walking in high heels and being convincingly thin,. Except maybe a lie-in). July 12, 2014.
Bedtime with Two… (Another poem to cry to) | Just a Normal Mummy
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Just a Normal Mummy. Bedtime with Two… (Another poem to cry to). August 3, 2015. Things are a little bit different,. Now that it’s bedtime with two. Each night’s like herding a tribe of monkeys,. At the world’s shittiest bedtime zoo. It begins with begging the toddler,. To PLEASE JUST BRUSH HER MOTHER-SHITTING TEETH. Meaning by bath-time everyone’s started crying,. And you’re already dreaming of your first G&T. Bath-time counts as successful,. If you don’t drown one and then have to save them. May 8, 2012.
Mummy Guilt…. the 6-month-iversary | Just a Normal Mummy
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Just a Normal Mummy. Mummy Guilt. the 6-month-iversary. June 22, 2015. It’s official. My newborn baby-boy has turned 6-months old. I’m wondering how this could have happened considering he was only whipped out of my fandanjo the other day right? But I’ve checked, re-checked and wept uncontrollably into a large gin as I triple-checked the dates and it’s true. This is my second and my last. That last bit could be a lie. Although that could be mostly down to wine. I can’t tell you the exact date and t...
Mum-Xercise. A Knackered Mummy of Two’s Guide… (contains Anger. Cake. Gin. And Angry Gin-Cake) | Just a Normal Mummy
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Just a Normal Mummy. Mum-Xercise. A Knackered Mummy of Two’s Guide (contains Anger. Cake. Gin. And Angry Gin-Cake). June 15, 2015. I promised myself once I’d had baby number two, I’d finally sort it out. Start looking after myself better; eating well, exercising regularly, drinking less wine at breakfast and other such ridiculousness. Laughs manically whilst knocking back a shot of gin to the face*. Because I F@*KING SAID SO. And a swift reminder for me (. And my botched, dangly-memento of a vagina.
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The Book of Ross
The Book of Ross. Origin of the Name Ross. The Chiefs of Clan Ross. How to Use this Book. MCMXCIII by Hank Ross. Hosted by lampdan.com.
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More options ▼. Subscribe to my blog. Created: 28/08/2014 at 2:28 AM. Updated: 05/09/2014 at 6:09 AM. The Book Of RPG. Bienvenue sur The Book Of RPG. Si vous avez des questions, n'hésitez pas à me les poser mais uniquement. Sur cet article s'il vous plait. Pour que mon organisation soit plus facile à gérer, je vous demanderez de répondre sur mon blog. Please enter the sequence of characters in the field below. Posted on Thursday, 28 August 2014 at 2:55 AM. Edited on Friday, 05 September 2014 at 5:47 AM.
The Official Book of Rules Web Site
Submit and View Violations. Become A Productive Member of American Society! What IS the right way to hang toilet paper, what is the right way to fold towels, Is is OK to wear socks with sandals? The Book of Rules. Is a parody life manual that covers it all from the rules about driving and shopping to the best. Way to act around your co-workers and friends. The Book of Rules. Is available in bookstores now, and The Book of Rules for relationships. Is currently under development. And thank you Brian Alaska,.
The Book of Ruth
The Book of Ruth. Sunday, June 2, 2013. Please, just say something witty and we'll move on. I always start with, "Folks, it's been some time," or "Haven't blogged in a while.". So, blerk. We'll just assume for all intents and purposes that it has been a few months since I posted. Just cut to the chase. I'm a ballerina now. While we are being honest, I dream about Bella coming home and scratching on my back door to tell me to "make haste human, and let me enter! Links to this post. It's a hoot and a half.
The Book of Sahms – Stay at home mum ramblings
The Book of Sahms. Stay at home mum ramblings. Stay at home mum ramblings. Their baby is definitely better than my baby…. Now in the pre-baby world I literally gave no shits about what people thought of me, literally none. I grew out of trying to keep up with the crowd a long time ago. 32 years of practice left me pretty comfortable that I was bossing life in my own way and if anyone felt differently…. What happens to your body during and after pregnancy. Parenting Crimes I have Committed. June 28, 2016.
The Book of Sail | Cruising gadgets, knowledge, and ideas for the cruising sailor
The Book of Sail. Cruising gadgets, knowledge, and ideas for the cruising sailor. Great Boat Gadgets & Accessory ideas. Essential accessories for the boat. A good multi tool. Refilling the small green propane bottles. Scupper Blockers to Catch rain water. Luggage Scale For Propane Tank. Get a really good bucket. Hand Held Depth Finder. Dinghy Mate Saddle Tank. Night light in the head. Canvas and Shade Ideas. Drop Cloth at Companionway. Mosquito Net at Companionway and Hatches. Galley Gadgets & Ideas.
The Book of Salty
CHOCOLATE PEANUT FROGS
Tuesday, December 25, 2012. Each of my men, now, have a monster hat. Monday, July 30, 2012. On a trip north,. We stopped at this. A funny photo op. What are they talking about? Sunday, December 25, 2011. Wednesday, May 18, 2011. They Are My Happiness. Wednesday, April 6, 2011. What is so important about April 6th? April 6th in History. 0: Earliest recorded solar eclipse. 1789: US Congress begins regular sessions in Federal Hall, NYC Lobbyists only arrive later. 1917: The United States enter World War I.
The Book of Samuel | A Novel by Erik Raschke
Ldquo;On the day that I finally reached Heaven no one was watching, which is what my mom said always happened with great achievements.”. Join the e-mail list. Amazon.com ». Amazon.co.uk ». Barnes and Noble ». Hellip;or your local bookstore.
