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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-12-02
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Best of the Web. WTF Friday: Episode 7 - - A Christmas Photo Contest! There's a Contest at The Monkey House! Line: two prizes will be given. I ask that the trees actually be ones you took part in decorating or at least drove by and saw with your own eyes (i.e. don't just find something hideous on the interwebs). Better Homes and Gardens. But I think even my stick-covered tree is pretty. So, anyone can win! Here are a couple examples:. Ugly Tree - This could win a prize! So, the three cents I will get in ...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2013-07-21
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Best of the Web. It's a Hawaiian Delicacy! Photo graciously lifted off the net from here. During the time I was a missing person in the blogosphere, I'm proud to say I have developed quite a following. Of spammers. Particularly ones that own websites about payday loans. Not sure why they see my blog as the perfect space to peddle their wares, but the joke's on them! I don't get a paycheck! Anyway, I thought I'd share some of the gems I have found while cleaning up the spam. See, I don't buy into this, as...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2014-10-26
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Best of the Web. World's Best Pizza Sauce. I am a bit of a pizza addict. I think of it as a food group and try to treat it as such by eating as much of it as I can, as often as I can. And I prefer to make my own pizza because I am A) Cheap, and B) It tastes soooo much better than anything given to you by a guy in a Nissan Sentra. Pizza Sauce is KEY! UNTIL LAST NIGHT, YO! This pizza sauce was sooo good! SO, here it is. My recipe for THE:. 1 6 oz Can of Tomato Paste. 1/2 tsp Granulated Garlic. About The Mo...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-11-18
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Best of the Web. Who Needs Pants When You Have Ham Hock Legs? It has come to my attention that I'm surrounded by needy bastards. People who need time, people who need attention, people who need money, people who need approval, people who need a good kick in the pants. and to be perfectly honest, I have become really, really, annoyed. 1) I need pants. There, I said it. I don't have one goddamned pair of pants that fit. Not one. 2) I need more money for the finer things in life. Like pants. Move stuff arou...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2013-01-06
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Best of the Web. It Was The Best of Times, It Was The End of Times. So it has been a year since I last wrote. Well, at least the year has changed. There has been so much going on in the Monkey House, I just haven't had a chance to catch-up. But fear not, I'll eventually get back into the swing of things. I got an email from my mother yesterday that said simply,. I MISS THE MONKEYS! I get it. I'm a slacker. Thanks Ma. A funny gal you should definitely check out. She's unmuted Yo'! So my prompt is:. And th...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2014-10-12
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Best of the Web. Liar, Liar, Eyes Look Like a Tire Fire. Used Under Creative Commons License. Anyhoo. Feeling utterly lost and confused, I popped in to this blog, eyes half-covered ready for someone to spit at me. But all I got was a post from over a year ago titled "I'm Back, Yo" (Hahaha. I lied ;) And coincidentally (or is it ironic) this blog was started 1 year and 364 days ago today! And speaking of free stuff. check out the fabulous giveaway from Citrus Lane here! Stay At Home MOMMY! Packed with awe...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-11-18
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Best of the Web. Who Needs Pants When You Have Ham Hock Legs? It has come to my attention that I'm surrounded by needy bastards. People who need time, people who need attention, people who need money, people who need approval, people who need a good kick in the pants. and to be perfectly honest, I have become really, really, annoyed. 1) I need pants. There, I said it. I don't have one goddamned pair of pants that fit. Not one. 2) I need more money for the finer things in life. Like pants. Move stuff arou...
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The only domestic thing about me is that I LIVE IN A HOUSE!: June 2012
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The only domestic thing about me is that I LIVE IN A HOUSE! Welcome to my new and improved blog! Just to give you an idea of where I am coming from.when shopping, my favorite words to look for are "fully cooked", "dishwasher safe", and "3% Spandex". June 28, 2012. The Flylady Can Help with CHAOS (Can't Have Anyone Over Syndrome). Oh how I love The Flylady. I bought her book, Sink Reflections. One of her tips that I have still used regularly comes from her saying "You can do anything for 15 minutes! I hav...
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Making Peace With the Wrong Side of 40: Is it sad that I can't remember...
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Making Peace With the Wrong Side of 40. Life after 40, and trying to learn how to live. Useless facts about me. Is it sad that I can't remember. I just had to fill out a form that required me to remember when I graduated college. I had to search this blob to find the answer. For the record, I graduated just over a year ago. Why on earth I would have thought it was more than 2 years ago, I just don't fucking know. This shit happens to me a lot lately. I don't even know where the hell my degree is. I total...
