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Follow Me | Like Swimming
https://jenndola.wordpress.com/2010/05/04/follow-me
It gets easier when you move your arms and legs. It's all about me. My blog, that is. Not houses or anything hard like that. Just my blog. You should update your links and stuff, because from now on I’ll be posting at the all new, easy-to-remember http:/ likeswimming.wordpress.com. Okay, maybe not. I know it’s a pain to update blogrolls/links/subscriptions, etc…but in the end, it will totally. Be worth it. Really, it will. Don’t make me start singing Nimue’s song from Camelot. Overheard at the Pharmacy.
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My Kid is a Little Creepy | Like Swimming
https://jenndola.wordpress.com/2010/05/02/my-kid-is-a-little-creepy
It gets easier when you move your arms and legs. It's all about me. My Kid is a Little Creepy. As you know, Little G’s birthday was yesterday. It was a great day. We went to the aquarium, had pizza and cupcakes, and Grandma and Grandpa bought him a water/sand play table. It was in the 40s and raining, so we temporarily put it in the garage and filled the whole thing with water. Awesome, right? Now It’s not just me, right? Sweet dreams, my lovelies! Laquo; Happy Birthday Little G! Date : May 2, 2010.
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Strong Like Bull | Like Swimming
https://jenndola.wordpress.com/2010/04/30/strong-like-bull
It gets easier when you move your arms and legs. It's all about me. Early on in our relationship, Car performed some awesome feat of strength (I believe it was single-handedly lifting a snowmobile out of a drift) that led my brother to label him “Strong like bull.” (Yes, this was right around the time. There’s Something About Mary. If a man has a wife who is frequently ill, saying “I don’t get sick because I don’t want to” might not be the best idea. I’m just sayin’. It's the Anti-Car! Based on a short p...
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Happy Birthday Little G! | Like Swimming
https://jenndola.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/happy-birthday-little-g
It gets easier when you move your arms and legs. It's all about me. Happy Birthday Little G! As this is my blog, I reserve the right to post gratuitous celebrations of my children. Two years ago today, we welcomed a beautiful little 3 pound boy into our family. Such sad, scrawny legs! It’s cozier than it looks! Incubator, sweet incubator. So…much…work…. 7 weeks old – finally home! It’s like having a doll! A moment of peace. Such a happy boy! I’m plotting my revenge. So…very…sleepy…. Yeah, I’m cool. Leave...
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The Secret Sadness of Being a Mommy. — Mom-Nom.Com
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The Secret Sadness of Being a Mommy. Bubbette turned 11 months old. I am just now getting around to addressing it. I am not prepared. I am not prepared to be 27 years-old, with a one-year-old and a 7 year-old. I am not prepared to lose my baby to the monster of toddler-hood. I am not prepared to potty train. I like my diaper-clad behinds. I am not prepared to say goodbye forever to the drunken glory that is infancy and baby-dom. I like my world all crazy faced with chubby cheeks and dimpled thighs. For t...
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Don’t Gotta Wear Shades | Like Swimming
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It gets easier when you move your arms and legs. It's all about me. Don’t Gotta Wear Shades. Sometimes I worry about the future. Not in a “I’m going to die” kind of way, but in a “what’s wrong with kids these days” way. Yeah, I know. But we’ve already established my geezerhood, so I might as well roll with it. 8220;Those guys asked me how to make a upper-case cursive L. I told them, ‘My name is Veronica Hancock. How would I know? Yeah, me too. Laquo; My Kid is a Little Creepy. Date : May 4, 2010. Enter y...
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Overheard at the Pharmacy | Like Swimming
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It gets easier when you move your arms and legs. It's all about me. Overheard at the Pharmacy. Customer: “I need you to refill my insulin. Oh, and can you tell me where I can find the Ding Dongs. Laquo; Follow Me. Date : June 28, 2012. Maybe it’s a euphemism for condoms? That would make this super awesome! They just needed insulin for the Ding Dong overdose they’ll be having later. Ding dongs and insulin. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public). Feed me, baby!