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The Hossman Chronicles: April 2014
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I'm Not Writing About the Trashcan. Hossmom wants me to write about something that my son did, Bubba Hoss. She wants me to write about how he dropped a very full trashcan down the stairs. That's what she thinks I should write about. She can suck it. I'll tell you why. He did his best to bring it downstairs and I guess technically he did. He did by dragging it to the top of the stairs and then watching it heavily fall all the way down. Boom, boom, boom, trash is everywhere. I was doing yard work all day&#...
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The Hossman Chronicles: October 2013
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Feeling. It's more of a "shit, I went to sleep and now my back hurts" thing. No, what truly lets you know that you've reached adult hood and that you are truly mature, so mature that you can actually tell the difference between knowledge and wisdom, is the things that you actually get excited about now versus when you were younger. As you age you lose that joyous wonder at the simple things and you can mark your maturity by what does excite you now. Links to this post. I quickly change the Taylor Swift a...
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The Hossman Chronicles: Dads Behaving Dadly Now On Sale!
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Dads Behaving Dadly Now On Sale! And Dads Behaving Dadly. Is now for sale on Amazon! To be taken directly to the link. Get it for that special guy in your life. Or you mom, yes, get it for your mom because your mom loves me. Then someone should leave a review of the book on Amazon because it's got no reviews and that's very sad. But it's out, it's official, I'm published! I'm also going to turn comments back on on my own blog. That's it. That's all I've got today. Pigs on yo face. View my complete profile.
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The Hossman Chronicles: Baked Chicken and Little Genghis Khan
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Baked Chicken and Little Genghis Khan. Alright. I get it. I need to write again. Everyone can stop yelling at my wife. Well, you can actually yell at her. I'm fine with that actually. If you yell at her, you won't yell at me. I don't like being yelled at. Ok, let's tell a story. His own kind, other 2 year old boys of fury, cannot understand his speech. However, his intention is clear. I. Want. Up. Motherfucker. But no, I can not give into his demands. That would be folly, a fools decision that would ...
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The Hossman Chronicles: November 2013
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I do not know if it is malevolent. I do not know if its intentions with me or my family are pure. Have I been probed in an anal style? I do not know for I do not remember anything when I return from there. And it is odd, because for the longest time I had no idea that I had visited this place. The clock reads 9:43. This cannot be right? I dismiss this, perhaps I read the clock wrong. We go slay some monsters, solve some mysteries, eat some scooby snacks. We head out again on the weekend. Soccer games...
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The Hossman Chronicles: August 2015
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We are a cliche. Hossmom is disappointed because the birthday card doesn't have flowers on it. Apparently she asked for flowers on the birthday card and didn't get it. She is a bit perplexed with me I think. I do what any good father does, I blamed it on my 9 year old daughter. Look, I've fulfilled my daughters every wish for 9 years she can take the heat for me on occasion. Is it cowardly? Perhaps. I prefer to think of it as paying off a debt. Dare I tempt fate! I think that is an easy choice. Hossmom s...
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The Hossman Chronicles: July 2014
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At no other point in your life do you get a chance to let control go over yourself that completely to anyone or anything else. And the greatest part of it all is that you give that very control up to the person you trust the most: you. In real life, you would you never put on a viking horned helmet, jump on to some monstrous enlarged my little pony and charge off to fight the evil dark underlords of the underpants? However, sex. Sex is awesome. Sex counts as exercise. It gets your heart rate up. ...Alway...
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The Hossman Chronicles: September 2013
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I was tired. Just tired. After the kids got home from school, we had to have a wrestle, all three of us. Why? That and it's just fun to wrestle with the kids. I did not see the phone sailing in the air at me. I should have. An alert Hoss would have. Hell, even a younger me would have. But I was tired and my gaze was fixed on the little people in red and white chasing eachother around the screen. What the hell man! You could at least say sorry, damnit." I told her. I'll admit, I was a little pisse...I gra...
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The Hossman Chronicles: March 2015
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Little Hoss needs to first write how Bubba Hoss must have felt when she hit him. Then she needs to write what she felt when she hit him and about how angry she was. She needs to understand that hitting is wrong and that there are other ways that she could have dealt with this. She needs to write that she hurt her little brother and what she should have done instead of hitting him. What do you think Hossman? I think we should buy boxing gloves and put them in the basement. Links to this post. He utters no...
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