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Uncommon Mind: Rise Up
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. A B C - Always Be Closing. I could never do sales. By the way, I have a show tonight at in the DeMaat Theatre at Second City tonight, and the next two Fridays, at 9pm,. Aim Low, Sweet Patriot, http:/ www.secondcity.com/training/chicago/performances/detail/1515/. Back in college, I did a 3 month tour of duty at a semi-high-end clothing and outdoorsman store. As I was...
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Uncommon Mind: 09.11
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. Fiberglass and Candy Canes. 8221; he exclaimed. Since he went out of state for college, I hadn’t been there for the momentous occasion of when he first dipped into the. Bubble gum. I can only imagine it was at a huge tailgate party, one of the many that started at. 8220;Man. This is the good $#! T,” he said. “Heyheyhey. Wanna dip? 8221; I mumbled. “Man! The initial ...
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Uncommon Mind: Tales of a First-Grade Something
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. Tales of a First-Grade Something. I remember my first brush with writing fame. I was the most popular kid in the 1. Grade for one spectacular February day, because my story was read aloud by the teacher to the entire. Class This was the same school year during which I told my first joke. Well, maybe not joke. But riff. You could say I was riffing. Or The Wonder Years.
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Uncommon Mind: 08.11
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. A F*&kin' Ode to My Level F*&kin' 1 Improv Coach. T,” improv or otherwise. To hear this guy rant, however, was a spectacular thing of beauty. Week 2 slowly began to turn me around, skeptically watching as the bandwagon rolled by. A couple people had hopped on and appeared to follow suit, though I did notice that 4 people didn’t come back after the first we...It was ...
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Uncommon Mind: 01.12
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. Looking back, I really did love the 90s. It took a while, but that’s what makes it nostalgic, right? The ability to breathe a sigh of relief when it’s over, laugh about it, and then miss it? Maybe it was the progression that we as people sought after and strived for. The 80s were done. Bring on the last decade of the millennium! Now, as I’m going through my ex...
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Uncommon Mind: My Five Minutes
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. Looking back, I really did love the 90s. It took a while, but that’s what makes it nostalgic, right? The ability to breathe a sigh of relief when it’s over, laugh about it, and then miss it? Maybe it was the progression that we as people sought after and strived for. The 80s were done. Bring on the last decade of the millennium! Now, as I’m going through my ex...
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Uncommon Mind: 09.12
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. A Tale of Courage. The story I'm about to tell is a battle between Good vs. Evil. Courage vs. Fear. Taking the red line late at night from up North vs. Just hailing a cab. If that cab would only stop. Muahahaha! It was a Thursday. After 10pm. It was either Berwyn. Or Bryn Mawr. One of the "B" stops. Anyway, we were far! Don't you dare stop laughing! We shared anothe...
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Uncommon Mind: Impressions
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. Below is my first officially publicized impressions recording that I created this afternoon. It features a "pirate" radio podcast hosted by Capt. Jack Sparrow and Peter Griffin, with special guest, Christopher Walken. Give it a listen; it's pretty short. Feedback is, of course, welcome. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Which is the more powerful family? The Comfo...
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Uncommon Mind: Fiberglass and Candy Canes
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. Fiberglass and Candy Canes. 8221; he exclaimed. Since he went out of state for college, I hadn’t been there for the momentous occasion of when he first dipped into the. Bubble gum. I can only imagine it was at a huge tailgate party, one of the many that started at. 8220;Man. This is the good $#! T,” he said. “Heyheyhey. Wanna dip? 8221; I mumbled. “Man! The initial ...
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Uncommon Mind: Taking the (Br)oath
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Here lie the personal opinions, humor, thoughts, comments, tragedies, and anecdotes of my life and those I am fortunate enough to encounter. I speak now of the Wrigley Bro: The Bro's Bro. The Dude Bro. The "Just.really? So what better way to get out of my comfort zone than to make a night of it? OK, well, more like an hour of it. Give or take. Baby steps. Here were my rules:. 1 Spend a minimum of 1 hour on Clark St. and in bro bars. 3 Give myself a bro name (Kyle). 6 Go all out. The mood just felt right.