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They used to call me Mr Funny. Thursday, October 25, 2007. Blogicide Note 2.0. No I really don't have anything else to say right now. I am writing a book which completely takes care of this. It might never see an editor, let alone ink, paper and proles but god damn it im writing it anyway. No need to explain further. You've all already read some of it. And thanks for the squeals, moans and general overdrive. Don't watch this space. Posted by John Everyman : 02:32. Comments: Post a Comment.
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They used to call me Mr Funny. Wednesday, September 29, 2004. Straw shook Mugabe's hand 'because it was dark'. Jack Straw said yesterday that he had shaken hands with President Robert Mugabe because it was "dark" and he did not realise he was greeting the Zimbabwean leader. I suggest next time Tony Blair appoints a foreign secretary, he first asks them if they have a fetish for black man's hands. Posted by John Everyman : 09:10. Tuesday, September 28, 2004. Posted by John Everyman : 11:41. You weren't st...
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They used to call me Mr Funny. Monday, January 31, 2005. Have I been too busy working on my book, recently commissioned by a top publishing house in London? Or is it the busy life of a nascent stand-up comedian with a routine which keeps me out every night making people laugh? Perhaps I have been in talks with a television production company about writing some stuff for them? No, i've been sitting at home for 2 weeks playing games with my willy. Posted by John Everyman : 18:17. That lazy bastard Nutgroist.
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They used to call me Mr Funny. Tuesday, August 28, 2007. Quick break in the vow. I check my spam regularly because it's never 100% accurate. And because I need a bigger penis. And I just found this. Forwarded Message - -. Sent: Tuesday, 28 August, 2007 8:32:30 AM. Subject: nutgroist@yahoo.com - Store. If you're having trouble viewing this email with images. And why would they do it? That is a good price for Viagra though. Email me if you're interested. Posted by John Everyman : 11:23. News of the Future.
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They used to call me Mr Funny. Wednesday, August 01, 2007. Oh that mountain in Greece. When we heard those wild geese. And the song of the lonely goat herder. The sky turned deep blue. And I whispered to you. Night for a murder". We crept through the farm. From the vigilant crippled cheese-curder. Til we came to a barn. With a roof almost gone. And I stood you as quiet as a birder. But before I could make. Up a minor eathquake. You began quoting Wolfgang Von Goethe. Some Sturm and Drang shit.
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They used to call me Mr Funny. Tuesday, August 07, 2007. So there are 6 miners trapped in a mineshaft. In deepest Utah, still another 3 days away from rescue, and nobody knows if they're alive or dead. Honestly, have you people not seen Hollywood films? Of COURSE they're alive. But I do wonder if famous psychic Sylvia Browne would care to comment. Taken from http:/ www.stopsylviabrowne.com/articles/c2c sago.shtml. Posted by John Everyman : 16:44. Comments: Post a Comment. Dave Dobbler's World of Gay.
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They used to call me Mr Funny. Wednesday, August 08, 2007. Two things I never thought i'd do. 1 Go to an open mic night with a guitar and get up to sing a couple of songs. As it turns out, I was so nervous that my first song sounded like Nick Drake whispering from inside a lead-lined pillow, and not very good at that. So for the encore I BLASTED out a song and let everything rip. And it was. how can i put it? Posted by John Everyman : 20:57. Comments: Post a Comment. Dave Dobbler's World of Gay.
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They used to call me Mr Funny. Saturday, December 25, 2004. I hope you liked my tribute to the Holy Ghost, there. Posted by John Everyman : 20:41. Posted by John Everyman : 18:34. It's about this time of year i start wondering.What Would Judas Do? Posted by John Everyman : 18:33. Tell you something, this retirement lark. Is a slice of piss. i shall do it more often. Posted by John Everyman : 09:49. 25 Dec, Sat, 00:30:27 http:/ www.google.com/search? Q= martha rosler lounging woman. The only thing sadder ...
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They used to call me Mr Funny. Friday, August 24, 2007. Well, I died. And still they want to deport me. So I'm going on a silent retreat for much of next month. And working on a book. And a best man's speech. And applying for a new job. And moving country again. So for now, i'm going to practice the silence thing in advance, if not quite yet in retreat. Posted by John Everyman : 16:49. Comments: Post a Comment. Dave Dobbler's World of Gay. Fast Times at Electra High. News of the Future.
