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k8's escapades: happy new yeeez!

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Thursday, January 05, 2006. Things I realized New Years:. 1 Fake boobs dont look so great on 80 lb frames. 2 Wearing a see thru camisole doesnt look so great. 3 Wearing a suitjacket (me) made me feel like Winona Judd. 4 I still love the smell of Drakaar- it is so an aphrodisiac. 5 I realized that i had a huge crush on Coc. Kroach from the Cosby Show-. 6 Sometimes it's better to stick to the things that you normally do on the weekends-like drink PBR and see bands. Posted by k8kes @ 11:00 AM. Sealy air bed...

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k8's escapades: March 2005

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Sunday, March 27, 2005. I love u billy idol and sting. Posted by k8kes @ 7:35 PM. Thursday, March 24, 2005. The 2 best things that happened to me yesterday. I was going to get my hair dyed yesterday and i saw the two best things.ok maybe 3.first, i saw this guy and he was gay and he must have given this homeless man like 10 bux.the homeless man was hugging him to death and he was wailing, between chokes, "don't worry about dont worry about it! Posted by k8kes @ 8:42 PM. Tuesday, March 22, 2005. Anyway, i...

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k8's escapades: August 2004

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Tuesday, August 17, 2004. I think you should pass a test before you can wear sandals.or at least have a pedicure.i never ever wear sandals.i wear sneakers.you will never ever see my feet.but for some reason everyone else in the world thinks its ok to put on sandals and walk around in public viewing.i mean i dont even look down anymore in fear of seeing the worst feet ever! I was really going to go toe to toe with him but i decided i would bow out gracefully and just laugh in his face. Hello my peeps....

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k8's escapades: January 2005

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005. Or kate slickr than grease. Http:/ hosting.mixcat.com/fantasies/dictionary/intro.html. Posted by k8kes @ 11:57 PM. Tuesday, January 25, 2005. This is my official wu-tang card- i just foudn it after 6 years! I told you i was old skool! Posted by k8kes @ 7:44 PM. Ok so, i decided to go visit granny. I arrived back at my granny's house and my grandpa says, "did u divorce that bum yet? Ahhh welcome back to boston. Posted by k8kes @ 7:24 PM. Sunday, January 23, 2005. Oh yeah, and ...

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k8's escapades: July 2004

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004. It's 1987 all over again. Then eighth grade.nightmare! Every other day would be a new flat joke, "Kate, can you come over here.i need a flat surface to right on! They called me "pirates treasure aka "sunken chest." Then came 10th grade.finally, i was a woman. Waht ever happened to being nice to each other? Its just so much easier. Good luck megz in surgery! Posted by k8kes @ 11:58 PM. Wednesday, July 14, 2004. I love chris isaak and robbie williams. Now i am 29 and i have 2 musi...

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k8's escapades: remdog, glass eating & growing an inch

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005. Remdog, glass eating and growing an inch. I have seen remdog three times- i say hello to him every time- he scuffles by me and grunts.i must not be his type.blonde and 23. My long lost friend, Bill "the great Pendu" ate glass while eating Legal Seafoods takeout.he called up Legals and they really didnt care.Bill's father told him that "people at the carnival eat glass all the time.". It pays to be a late bloomer. Posted by k8kes @ 10:10 PM. Remy's type is green and fuzzy.

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k8's escapades: your terrible, mariel!

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Thursday, December 01, 2005. Your terrible, mariel! Yeah i know i havent "blogged" in a while- -i have been inundated by heavy drinking, holiday fun and good friends. Things have been very good- jess and nick broke up- now tell me how a guy can listen to a woman squak all day like an asshole- i been i know jess is "hot" in some eyes.but come on.when it comes down to making change on the t- shes screwed, laddie! Posted by k8kes @ 9:05 PM. Boston, Massachusetts, United States. View my complete profile.

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k8's escapades: more dadisms

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Monday, October 03, 2005. 1 "evan never ever become a clown.they pay you in fake money.". 2 after i asked my dad how i looked before i went out he said, "you look real snazzy for a two-bit divorced person.". 3 after telling my dad that i am fun to hang out with , "yeah you're a great kid, but you dont put out! 4 after seeing a rotund woman running on the street.he pointed and i said "dad, at least she is running" and he said, "yeah, she should have started running 180lbs ago.". Posted by k8kes @ 11:34 PM.

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k8's escapades: February 2005

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Monday, February 28, 2005. Women HATE that word- -i dont no one person who uses that word except dirty old men and the check out girl at "Vicky's Secrets.". At Xmas time, my dad mentioned that he wanted to get my mother some "panties" for xmas.i spun around and screamed, "never ever use that word around me! He said, "but the lady at the store told me that is what they are called.". Posted by k8kes @ 12:06 AM. Saturday, February 26, 2005. Barging into the office. You cant go in there! Anyway, Lundin appar...

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k8's escapades: some awesome things that happened to me this past weekend...

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Monday, September 26, 2005. Some awesome things that happened to me this past weekend. 1 i was walking in my neighborhood in somerville wearing an ac/dc shirt- and a 10 year old gave me the horns.you can't get anymore rock than that. 2 while attempting to become the girl who dances with bryan setzer in the stray cats' "sexy at 17" video, i was twirled out of control and took out a coffee table with a very graceful landing. Posted by k8kes @ 11:34 PM. Boston, Massachusetts, United States. Blog in My Throat.