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The Generalizer: June 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Friday, June 30, 2006. As the Late Owen Hart used to say. Enough is enough, and it's time for a change (yeah, a wrestling reference. Don't make me give you a Soviet Judo Suplex). Yes, Rapid Fire Theatre is changing, because it's a company on the move! That is, if the designated captains want to pick you. You see, it's like pickin' teams for floor hockey. Sorry dude, there's only room for 3 forwards, 2 defensemen and a goalie...This ...
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The Generalizer: August 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Thursday, August 31, 2006. Trip of the Tongue. I just realized something today. I've been saying something totally wrong without even thinking about it for as long as I can remember. I caught myself saying, "Hindsight is 50/50.". Yeah That's not so right. Actually, that's totally wrong. But it brought me to my senses about thinking before saying things. Not. Thinking, but just thinking a little. And take another drag. Then, I saw Mo...
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The Generalizer: October 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Monday, October 30, 2006. And Now, A Letter. Boys, your concert reminded me of a challenging date with an intelligent and beautiful girl. So, I will write this letter as if you were one.). Boy, was I wrong. It's cool to be fashionably late, but I was really worried about you. 9:30 came, but it wasn't you. You told me you'd have a friend come along, so I wasn't upset. But I thought your friend would be there earlier, and ...I started...
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The Generalizer: November 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Na na na na na na na na CATscan! See what I did there? What with the Batman thingy in the title? Ah, forget it. Anyhow, it's that time again when I have a bizarre medical scare. If it ain't throwing up and heaving, it's falling down and seizing for me. NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED! Name is. Eggheads. If I don't hear back from the Doc, that's good. But I'm not too worried. If you haven't seen "Batt...
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The Generalizer: December 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Friday, December 15, 2006. Come on, now Alberta! We can do better for nicknames than that, can't we? I mean, he hasn't done anything yet, and he's already Steady Eddie? We didn't call Ralph Klein "Shiny Kleiny" or something dumbass like that when he first came in, so why does Ed Stelmach get so much cred so fast? Steady Eddie. What if he gets Parkinson's? Posted by Shawn Pallier @ 9:23 am. Monday, December 04, 2006. Dear 104.9,.
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The Generalizer: September 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Friday, September 29, 2006. Y Kant I Listen to Tori? By the way, the opening title is an ubergeek reference to Tori Amos' original album, Y Kant Tori Read. Oh yeah, I'm a know-it-all like that. I wonder if womyn such as Tori Amos and Ani DiFranco would be okay with the fact that I have some of their music. I don't have a full Ani DiFranco album, but I do have a full Tori one, and I hope that they want men to listen to their music.
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The Generalizer: January 2007
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Sunday, January 28, 2007. What's Underneath the Covers? So the time has come for me to attempt to get on Hey Ma, I'm on Sonic. Here's the angle I'm hitting it from this time: cover songs that get played on Sonic. 1 GOB - Paint it Black. 2 SOCIAL CODE - Whisper to a Scream (Birds Fly). 3 OUT OF YOUR MOUTH - Music. 4 GARY JULES W/Michael Anderson - Mad World. 5 JOHNNY CASH - Hurt. 6 GNARLS BARKLEY - Gone Daddy Gone. Falling through th...
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The Generalizer: March 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Thursday, March 30, 2006. Slip Sliding Away, and Burn, Baby, Burn. It's storytime with crazy Unkie Shawn. Let's see, which book? Which book. ahh, here it is. I'm going to tell you all the story about Unkie Shawn and the Slides. His play was enjoyed, and the audience clapped and cheered. Unkie Shawn was soooo excited, he forgot all about his slides! The irreplaceable pictures of his Mother! Well, on Sunday, Unkie Shawn got his slides...
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The Generalizer: April 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Sunday, April 30, 2006. Beating Hearts of the Collective Brothers and Sisters of Oilertown (and surrounding areas). We must keep the faith. I once said- Oilers in 7. Now I say- Oilers in 6. Posted by Shawn Pallier @ 11:26 am. Friday, April 28, 2006. Too Old To Punk 'N' Roll. But I musn't talk about what I don't know. Enlighten me. So this will be my first show with my new take on improv tonight. I (as mentioned in an earlier pos...
