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Werewolf vs Unicorn: Eight Quarters
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Friday, May 14, 2010. If your first thought when you find 8 previously unknown quarters at the bottom of your underwear drawer is: "I'm rich! It might mean you're out of money. Really, though, there's a lot you can buy with eight quarters. Just not all at once. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Review Blog (click for bigger penis). A Letter to Sidney Lumet. I am a Damned Thing. But my name is also Max. Yeah. That's right. View my complete profile.
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Werewolf vs Unicorn: January 2010
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Sunday, January 24, 2010. 9:00 pm - Just downed 600 mg's with some box-wine chaser. 9:20 pm – A burly man with an orange beard and teeth made out of Popsicles was throwing water balloons filled with sour cream at my window. I left my room to confront the man to find that he, and all evidence of his presence, had vanished. No effects so far. 9:34 pm – Still no effect. 9:39 pm – I've grown bored of waiting and have decided to pass the time with masturbation. 9:40 pm – I have concluded masturbation. In my e...
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Werewolf vs Unicorn: February 2010
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Friday, February 12, 2010. The Cheese Man: Part 1. The Cheese Man walked down the hall. All of a sudden a man tapped him on his shoulder. It was Cheese Man's best friend, Chet. Hey, cheesy, can I cut a square off you to put on my sandwich? Responded Cheese Man, eager to help his friend. You taste like shit! Sorry, Chet." Cheese Man apologized, disturbed by his friends shift in mood. Well sorry's don't fix my fucking sandwich, do they? I do taste like shit! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Werewolf vs Unicorn: May 2010
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Saturday, May 22, 2010. A Letter to Sidney Lumet. Never, and I mean never, have the first scene of your movie include more than one. Image of Philip Seymour Hoffman fucking anything. As a filmmaker, Sydney, do you mind if I call you Sidney? The answer: not fucking cool. Now, Sidney, you may be thinking to yourself, Sidney: “Well, Marisa Tomei is hot enough, even pushing seventy, she alone might make up for the abundance of Hoffman-ass present in this scene.” Well you know what? Friday, May 14, 2010.
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Werewolf vs Unicorn: August 2010
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010. This is what we do in Alaska for fun. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My Review Blog (click for bigger penis). This is what we do in Alaska for fun. I am a Damned Thing. But my name is also Max. Yeah. That's right. View my complete profile.
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Werewolf vs Unicorn: December 2009
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Sunday, December 20, 2009. Topics to avoid discussing in your resume/job interview. Sex With Animals/Dead People. Logic You have to get into their minds to see what unrealistic standard they are holding you to, and then lie to make it look like you uphold that standard. Deep down they know you’re lying, but they pretend not to so as not to disturb their candy-cane-hooker grasp on reality. The Impending Zombie Apocalypse. How Much you Want to Bang Them/Their Wife/Their daughter/All three. Why would anyone...
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Werewolf vs Unicorn: A Letter to Sidney Lumet
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Saturday, May 22, 2010. A Letter to Sidney Lumet. Never, and I mean never, have the first scene of your movie include more than one. Image of Philip Seymour Hoffman fucking anything. As a filmmaker, Sydney, do you mind if I call you Sidney? The answer: not fucking cool. Now, Sidney, you may be thinking to yourself, Sidney: “Well, Marisa Tomei is hot enough, even pushing seventy, she alone might make up for the abundance of Hoffman-ass present in this scene.” Well you know what? A Letter to Sidney Lumet.
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Werewolf vs Unicorn: This is what we do in Alaska for fun.
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010. This is what we do in Alaska for fun. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Review Blog (click for bigger penis). This is what we do in Alaska for fun. I am a Damned Thing. But my name is also Max. Yeah. That's right. View my complete profile.
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Werewolf vs Unicorn: Dr-High-Ving
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Thursday, March 25, 2010. How fast am I going? How fast am I supposed to be going? Shit, the sign says 45, how long have I been driving 17? Has anyone noticed. Quick, speed up! Ah, fuck, gently. Ok, better. Good. Now, where am I? F street. I gotta turn at F street. What street is this. I don't know. Find a sign.wait, this is F street? I've been on F street this whole time? How long has it been since I turned? F street, wait, I'm on F street! How do I turn? Where do I turn? Just flip a bitch. Alright.
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Werewolf vs Unicorn: The Cheese Man: Part 1
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Friday, February 12, 2010. The Cheese Man: Part 1. The Cheese Man walked down the hall. All of a sudden a man tapped him on his shoulder. It was Cheese Man's best friend, Chet. Hey, cheesy, can I cut a square off you to put on my sandwich? Responded Cheese Man, eager to help his friend. You taste like shit! Sorry, Chet." Cheese Man apologized, disturbed by his friends shift in mood. Well sorry's don't fix my fucking sandwich, do they? I do taste like shit! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
