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Netflix Hidden Gems ; Dread | The Horror Online
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Netflix Hidden Gems ; Dread. November 13, 2014. Welcome To Netflix Hidden Gems! Here The Horroronline digs through the Netflix Horror dumping ground to find shiny gems! Today let’s look at Dread a fantastic Clive Barker adaptation! Based upon Clive Barker’s short story of the same name, the film had its premiere at the 4th annual After Dark Horror Fest. The direction, production and notably a fantastic standout soundtrack (featuring perfectly placed tracks by The Veils, We Are Scientists. I’m alway...
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Low Budget + Big Name = BAD IDEA | The Horror Online
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Low Budget Big Name = BAD IDEA. October 3, 2014. Except Val Kilmer, Val Kilmer’s just giving it away these days, put it away Val. Jesse Eisenberg Camp Hell (2010). Probably the most high profile case of this sort of practice in recent years, Lionsgate. Eisenberg quickly called his lawyers and sued asking for three million in compensation (more than the film cost to make). Eisenberg’s camp (see what I did there) had this to say about the debacle ;. Well it’s good to know that you’re doing it for us the lo...
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A very predictiveable script: GORD and FARRAH | jacob's tea
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Follow jacob's tea on WordPress.com. January 23, 2015. January 23, 2015. A very predictiveable script: GORD and FARRAH. A nice dramatic tune for a dramatic post. My iPhone wrote the following script with my help using iOS8’s predictive text. I’ve named the characters Gord and Farrah. Let’s see what happens. GORD and FARRAH are not the same thing as the most beautiful girl. The fact is that it was not immediately known if the world is full.). You are the only thing I don’t know if you want me. The same ti...
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In praise of the wee hours | jacob's tea
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Follow jacob's tea on WordPress.com. January 30, 2015. January 30, 2015. In praise of the wee hours. The house isn’t empty, but it might as well be. You’re finally alone. The week is over. The house is quiet. You’ve swapped your out-of-doors clothing in favour of sweats and the hugest, thickest hoody you can find. You start to get hungry again. You know you shouldn’t eat at this hour, but if anyone else were awake right now, they’d be hungry too, you say. This is the time people would...Eventually, you n...
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Horror Movie Boyfriends Rated!! | The Horror Online
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Horror Movie Boyfriends Rated! November 12, 2014. Note : There are spoilers ahead for anyone who has not seen the films discussed here. SO MANY. Nightmare On Elm Street (1984). Boyfriend : Glen Lantz (Johnny Depp). Boyfriend Points : 7/10. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997). Boyfriend : Ray Bronson (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Boyfriend Points : 6/10. Boyfriend : Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrick). Boyfriend Points : 0/10. House of Wax (2005). Boyfriend : Wade (Jared Padaleki). Boyfriend Points : 4/10. Netflix Hid...
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We Need To Talk About ; Cursed | The Horror Online
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We Need To Talk About ; Cursed. September 23, 2014. Welcome to ‘We Need To Talk About’ A regular feature that will explore current burning topics in the world of horror that really need to be explored and discussed. Let’s get to it ; We need to talk about ; Cursed. How did it all go so horribly wrong? Was the studio truly the only one to blame? Before I discuss the awful critical reception that the film received I would like to highlight the lives that were personally effected by this tragedy of film, ma...
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Annabelle Review | The Horror Online
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November 3, 2014. James Wan’s Summer 2013 hit ‘The Conjuring’ was a real tease. It played mercilessly with it’s audience, telegraphing jump scares and only to present a dead lull that snatched the audience’s breath just before its denouncement. Annabelle is not a bad film, it is a passable horror with some very effective jump scares but considering the effectiveness of the titular doll’s short appearance in The Conjuring’s opening, it could have been so much more. 3 out of 5. Halloween Party Music Picks!
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Ouija Review | The Horror Online
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November 10, 2014. This is going to get ugly. Ouija was funded by Hasbro and produced by Platinum Dunes.Michael Bay’s production company and released on Halloween. Yes it is a thinly veiled marketing scheme masquerading as a movie and yes it is a little heartbreaking that such a creepy concept was given such poor treatment. Later they visit the same house at night to begin their seance and suddenly the trees protrude with barren branches that stencil the moonlight sky.There is no sense here. Overall, it ...
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Jacob, Tea | jacob's tea
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Follow jacob's tea on WordPress.com. My name is Jacob Teague Marks. “Jacob’s Tea” (and the handle I go by on Twitter. Comes from a combination of my first and middle names and also from a complete bastardization of the gourmet beverage company DavidsTea. Teague means poet (gee, thanks Mom) but it’s also a racial epithet. I live in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. I’m a second-year Creative Communications. Student at Red River College, and I am learning to advertise things in every way things can be advertised.
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The well is dry, so here’s a list of things I want to buy | jacob's tea
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Follow jacob's tea on WordPress.com. March 6, 2015. March 6, 2015. The well is dry, so here’s a list of things I want to buy. Haven’t blogged in a while, but here’s something I’m out of ideas. Tapped out. Sorry about that. I no longer have the gusto to write about topical, career-oriented subjects or even about things happening in my life because:. A) topical stuff is boring,. B) the only thing happening in my life is school and you’re all thoroughly over that subject. A fishtail parka ($200. Thanks):.
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