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The Soccer Mom Files: August 2009
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Just a note to my ones of fan who have noticed that I have been gone this week. Have no fear, I will be back next week better than ever! Mom Likes Me Best Award! Thanks again for all of the great captions submitted for this week's picture of the Bacon Brothers. First off, let's start with some honorable mentions. One of my fave bloggers, Quirkyloon. Looking for a few good eggs. They're so cute. I could just eat them up! Page 1 in Michael Jackson's recipe book. Jeffrey Dahmer's idea of a power breakfast.
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The Soccer Mom Files: Sorry for Being So Late!!
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Sorry for Being So Late! Sorry for not judging this past contest! I have had to be away from my blog for a few weeks. Now I'm back and ready to get on with it. I hope I have at least one reader out there left! Anyway, here goes. Here the picture I gave you guys to work with:. Here are some great ones:. After the unparalleled success of his toilet paper head gear, nothing else seemed to go right with the rest of Sam's inventions. Finally, a practical. Shoe for the mermaid with fallen arches. Nooter wins, ...
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The Soccer Mom Files: Best of...Again!
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This is part one of three posts. Off the Chain, Aight. Don't be buggin', but I have received yet another award for my mad skillz ladies and gentlemen! Over at After Dinner Mint. The first thing I need as a PIMP is my own pimp cup! I can drink out of it as I blog to my fans from my crib. Oh, and forget about the other soccer moms when I whip that baby out at soccer practice! Or afternoon tea with my crew! There are many versions of the pimp cup. It's a POPE cup not a PIMP cup! August 6, 2008 at 8:13 AM.
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The Soccer Mom Files: September 2009
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Let's Hear It for Strawberry Guy! All right, kids! It's Caption This time again. Let's see what you can do with this. Now go check out my friends' blog contests. Ettarose. Sometimes Less is More. We always come up with the best ideas! I Hate This Monday! I'm in such a crabby mood this morning! Everything is pissing me off! Nothing can get me out of my blues this sh %$! Y monday morning. Oh, wait a minute. Nothin' But Winners Today! Thanks to everyone who participated in this week's contest! My cousin tol...
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The Soccer Mom Files: March 2010
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Parenting tip of the day:. Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during their early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed. In your face, all you organic, no sugar moms! Anyway, here goes.
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The Soccer Mom Files: January 2010
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Not sure where to start with this one. Is anyone else ever scared of their kids sometimes? Or is it just me? I'm sure it's nothing. Thanks to everyone for your funny captions for this pic. Let us begin with some honorable mentions. Yet another reason why football needs to eliminate the touchdown dance. You knew eventually someone was going to take it too far. As usual, had more than one great one with. I'll show you my Super Bowel! Personal foul or foul person? Those were all great, but Mooooog35. In his...
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The Soccer Mom Files: December 2009
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Caption This, Christmas Edition. Merry Christmas to all! May the spirit of the season be with everyone! Mom Likes Ed Best. And now, for the honorable mention captions for this lovely picture. We had some great ones this week. I would like to thank all of you for being able to laugh at this man's misfortune along with me. Now I don't feel so bad! Anyeay, here goes. I thought Red Bull was supposed to give you wings? I guess not so much when you drink it in too many Jager Bombs. Jeremy from We Took the Bait.
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The Soccer Mom Files: I'm Not Worried
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Is anyone else ever scared of their kids sometimes? Or is it just me? I'm sure it's nothing. Of course they scare me. Even without the Exorcist book. January 25, 2010 at 11:41 AM. As long as she doesnt start spewing pea soup I think you are good (-:. January 25, 2010 at 1:49 PM. Just a little scary. But only the book. January 25, 2010 at 4:49 PM. Make sure you have her answer the door when the canvassers ring the bell. January 26, 2010 at 6:30 AM. Give her as many cookies as she wants! Don't Tase Me Bro!
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Bargain Basement, Part II: TV |
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Laquo; Bargain Basement. Bargain Basement, Part II: TV. August 4, 2009 by Stephen Davenport. OK, no announcement just yet on the last contest. Instead, let’s for now take the premise of the literature challenge and head a short distance downmarket, into the area of popular television — specifically, for our first example, American cop and detective shows. Imagine how much more cheaply these productions could have been made:. Shoplifting, She Wrote. The Streets of Shawnee, Kansas. Peashooter, P.I. It pain...
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Stephen Davenport |
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Posts by Gulliver Davenport:. November 6, 2010. February 14, 2010. 8216; You have to knit a scarf out of bamboo while porcupines drop on your head! October 6, 2009. September 16, 2009. August 7, 2009. Is it model or is it dog? August 6, 2009. August 4, 2009. Bargain Basement, Part II: TV. Older Posts ». Andy Warhol Goes Shopping. F U, Penguin. Friends of Charles Darwin. The girl with the pink teacup. Humor blogs dot com. Thanks to Eric - Bored Neoclassical Guy. All words Stephen G Henry Davenport, 2009.
