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Nightmare Mode: Activate: March 2008
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Monday, March 31, 2008. It’s just exhausting and upsetting to have to keep up with that many developing stories mixed together. It’s like some kind of endurance test. It’s such a twisted knot of circumstances that you immediately stop caring about anything happening. I’d have a more satisfying experience turning on five random movies I’ve never seen before and watching them all simultaneously. Thursday, March 27, 2008. Because there is no limit to their numbers or how retarded they can get. God forbid so...
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Nightmare Mode: Activate: October 2007
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Saturday, October 27, 2007. 1 Why are there so many traps? 2 Why do I have to get nude to cast a spell? 3 Why do I have to pay money to use a portal *I* created? 4 Who am I even paying the money to, the portal? 5 Why is it so expensive? 6 Do you know how many crates I had to look in to get my money? 7 Do you want me to save Neverwinter or not? 8 Why don’t character’s avatars look anything like them? 9 Where can I get a potion of Hitthedamnbastard for my level 12 Blind Imbecile? Saturday, October 20, 2007.
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Nightmare Mode: Activate: September 2008
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Saturday, September 27, 2008. This just in; anime getting worse…. When I first saw promotional pictures for this show on the internet I thought they were just original pieces by some crackhead with way too much time on their hands. It’s like they just stuck it in randomly. Why do they have two pairs of ears? Can they hear better? Do the cat ears even work at all? What’s the point? Maybe they need to be wearing something other than a fucking two-piece swimsuit. Actually there is one episode where two ...
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Nightmare Mode: Activate: November 2007
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Monday, November 26, 2007. And now for something completely the same. Jeez, do you think that’s enough fucking Mario characters? I thought this was Smash Bros. not Mario Party. Pick two characters. TWO! Get rid of the rest. Actually I think Mario can sit this one out. I’m kind of tired of him. Samus and Zero Suit Samus? Why are they passing off what is essentially an alternate costume as a separate character? I don’t care how different their skills might be. It’s still the same character. I guess not....
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Nightmare Mode: Activate: Final Fantasy Tactics: TWotL
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Saturday, May 2, 2015. Final Fantasy Tactics: TWotL. This game. Let me tell you about this game and how it has a monopoly on bullshit. Final Fantasy Tactics is the second turn based strategy game in the Final Fantasy franchise… I think. I really can’t be expected to keep straight however many hundreds of FF games there are at this point in time. Of all the franchises to have the word “final” in them, it has to be this one. The plot is a Final Fantasy plot. Really, what more do you need? It sure as fuck c...
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Nightmare Mode: Activate: October 2008
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Sunday, October 12, 2008. Painkiller Overdose is of course the expansion to the first person shooter Painkiller. In Overdose you play as a half demon, half angel, (you do the math) bent on revenge against the demon dog Cerberus for ripping off his wings and imprisoning him in hell. So I turn down the graphics until it looks like Quake II. The menu screens have this weird glitchy MissingNo. shit plastered all over them. Than the time it took me to beat the boss. No Does this have ammo? Eggs: For some reas...
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Nightmare Mode: Activate: September 2007
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Friday, September 28, 2007. Back to fucking retarded bullshit. I go to the San Francisco Academy of Art University and they keep on screwing me over. More on this later. First, an anecdote. There’s this guy in my Thursday Alias 3D modeling class. Son of a bitch I hate Alias! You can’t just use the program. Every single execution involves some ridiculously circuitous fatality input. 1 This is the one and only class he’s taking this semester and after it’s over every Thursday he spends the enti...3 He alre...
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Nightmare Mode: Activate: July 2008
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008. Alien: A Biological Dissertation. So the Alien trilogy is pretty awesome. Yes I said “trilogy.” Any movies based off of H. R. Giger paintings. Have* to be awesome right? Now going back to when the hugger first attaches itself to the face, what happened? Or was the hugger a separate entity whose only purpose was to transplant an alien embryo in a nearby host and then die upon success of it‘s mission? Shouldn’t it be more or less fully formed? It goes from being about a foot tall to...
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Nightmare Mode: Activate: July 2007
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Sunday, July 29, 2007. Wave that stupid banner. I’ve been a member of animemusicvideos.org. Yeah it would except that about 96% of the banners are completely moronic. Most of them make some kind of reference to "magic" or "dreams" but here’s a nice cross-section of your typical banner. Note: Not all of these were approved but most of them were. Just one of those s. OK, well that explains why the font was used, now tell me about the child pornography. What the hell, dumbass? What the hell is that thing?
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Nightmare Mode: Activate: August 2007
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007. I just got back from an Alaskan cruise with my family. How could I complain about that? Watch me. Everyone present had something to complain about but this was my problem, the internet. When I envisioned being on the cruise I was thinking, “Well I’ll just bring by laptop and if the ship doesn’t have free wireless I’ll just buy a subscription. How bad could it be? 8221; The short answer was *unbelievably* bad. Can't you just amputate one of my fingers? Monday, August 13, 2007.
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