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Swandanavia: September 2008
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My Life And Crimes. Monday, 29 September 2008. And I call myself a writer? By heck, ladies and gentlemen. You'd think that I, a self-proclaimed writer, would keep this thing up to date on occasion. But yeah, writing. I'm thinking that's the way forward for me, it seems to keep me occupied and I enjoy it. Something I enjoy? That people say I'm good at? What are the odds? It was shit this morning when I realised that there was no Emma lying next to me to wake up with a smile, and there was also work on a c...
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Swandanavia: June 2008
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My Life And Crimes. Wednesday, 25 June 2008. Dahling, indoors are the fabulous new outdoors. I'll be honest, as a nipper, I wasn't exactly likely to be on the front cover of Weight Watchers as something to strive for. Bluntly, I was a fat biffa child. I was unhappy, blah blah, I was the cliche. And I like chocolate. And so, Fatty Arbuckle over here began to retreat into his room. Deeper and deeper into solitude when a miracle happened. At Christmas. Then I discovered skateboarding. Which was far more...
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Swandanavia: June 2007
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My Life And Crimes. Wednesday, 6 June 2007. I have developed something really rather painful. Its like this awkward thing. And it really hurts. It stops me from being as mobile as I'd like and to be honest, its my own fault. I am, of course, referring to a broken foot. 3rd Metatarsal, broken. Apparently near impossible to re-set into position again. So I'm striding(read: hobbling slowly) from place to place in massive amounts of pain but with 3 entire days off. SHE NEEDS TO COME TO LONDONDONDONDONDONDON.
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Swandanavia: December 2008
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My Life And Crimes. Saturday, 6 December 2008. Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been almost 10 weeks since my last confession and in the time I've done a number of things. Some great, some not so great. Rarely a thing I've done has been an acheivement to be proud of. Right, I've divulged a bit, thats your fix. You have to play nice and EARN your next dose. Plus, I've been at work, twatting about online for over 2hrs now, time for bed, said Zebedee. King Garry I of Swandanavia.
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Swandanavia: April 2007
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My Life And Crimes. Wednesday, 18 April 2007. Right, I'm off for a while. I dont know how long, exactly, but it wont be a matter of days. I'm moving back down to London. Well, just south of London. I dont really have much to say at this particular moment about it other than I really should be packing the computer up and sorting out the boxes of crap that I've accumilated in the last 2 years. Who knew you could aquire so many books with no money? Because I'm feeling uninspired, I'll leave you with this:.
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Swandanavia: Dahling, indoors are the fabulous new outdoors.
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My Life And Crimes. Wednesday, 25 June 2008. Dahling, indoors are the fabulous new outdoors. I'll be honest, as a nipper, I wasn't exactly likely to be on the front cover of Weight Watchers as something to strive for. Bluntly, I was a fat biffa child. I was unhappy, blah blah, I was the cliche. And I like chocolate. And so, Fatty Arbuckle over here began to retreat into his room. Deeper and deeper into solitude when a miracle happened. At Christmas. Then I discovered skateboarding. Which was far more...
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Swandanavia: Tennis.
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My Life And Crimes. Sunday, 6 July 2008. Now that the Williams sisters have pissed all over the rather beautiful Eastern Bloc women that are the new stars of tennis, its the turn of the nth Nadal/Federer major final. I live approx. 5 minutes drive from the tennis courts, and frankly, the hub-bub is an enourmous pain in my arse. For two weeks in summer, we get an influx of posh people drinking Pimm's Number 1 and eating strawberries and cream. Then it rains and all the Tarquins and Cressendas all go h...
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Swandanavia: On the face of it, I've been rather lazy with this of late.
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My Life And Crimes. Monday, 8 September 2008. On the face of it, I've been rather lazy with this of late. I should really do more writing. Especially now I claim to be a writer. Its atrocious. And my sentences are WAY too short for proper writing. Fuck you, buddy, its my style. Lets have a run down of the last month and a half. 1) I am no longer going to Africa. This causes quite a problem for me, as I'm still living in temporary housing. You ain't heard nuffin' though, right? King Garry I Of Swandanavia.
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Swandanavia: July 2008
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My Life And Crimes. Sunday, 6 July 2008. Now that the Williams sisters have pissed all over the rather beautiful Eastern Bloc women that are the new stars of tennis, its the turn of the nth Nadal/Federer major final. I live approx. 5 minutes drive from the tennis courts, and frankly, the hub-bub is an enourmous pain in my arse. For two weeks in summer, we get an influx of posh people drinking Pimm's Number 1 and eating strawberries and cream. Then it rains and all the Tarquins and Cressendas all go h...