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Zozo's Mom: The Swimsuit Issue
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010. Dear Lands' End,. However, you seem to be missing one anxiety zone in particular. May I suggest, "Enhance Ass"? You see, those of us with a no-butt face a particular difficulty during swim season. NOTHING looks good on us. Take the swim skirt:. Perhaps you could add something like this to your suits? Just an idea. Although I'm not sure if they float or sink. That would be something to look in to. For now, I'm just going to have to order the striped bottoms:. JozI know it is app...
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Zozo's Mom: September 2010
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Monday, September 13, 2010. A Lesson in Fear. Zoey has recently transitioned from diapers to panties. To be exact, panties with Elmo on them. And in case you have never potty trained another human being before, believe me when I tell you that the initial panty wearing period is HELL. Basically, you are just waiting around for an "accident" to happen. Will it happen on the new rug in the living room? Will it happen in the car? Will it happen in isle 3 of Market Basket? And here's the thing: YOU NEVER KNOW.
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Zozo's Mom: Dr. Ferber Can Suck It
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Wednesday, February 4, 2009. Dr Ferber Can Suck It. Just because it will be therapeutic to type it again: Dr. Ferber can suck it; he did not solve my child's sleep problems. We Ferberized months ago and although we got rid of Satan’s Tool (aka, the paci), Zoey is STILL not sleeping through the night. The last two nights she has woken up at 3:30 AM. When De has the baby monitor he tends to go to her after a while, pick her up, cuddle her, and often brings her back to our bed. Which I hate. Is her face ang...
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Zozo's Mom: Wicked Smaht
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Friday, June 3, 2011. My 3 year old seems to think I'm stupid. And embarrassing. Already. Look at the baby cow! It's called a calf. Me: Yes, that's right. Zoey: Well, shouldn't you know that? You're not a kid, you're an adult. (pause) You know that. Me: There's a button missing on these pants. I can't wear them or they'll fall down . . . Zoey: Mom, wear a BELT. Belts are for keeping up pants. Me: That's true . . . Zoey: Daddy knows about belts. How come you. Pause) I think you should know more things.
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Zozo's Mom: The In-Between (Dad, this contains the F-word. So just skip over that part and pretend it never happened. 'Kay?)
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009. The In-Between (Dad, this contains the F-word. So just skip over that part and pretend it never happened. 'Kay? But I was unable to control my emotions. At all. Ever. Yes, Mommy was a tad bit unstable. As in, Mommy could not be alone with Zoey. As in, when a song wouldn't play on the computer fast enough Mommy began to scream, S-C-R-E-A-M, "FUCK! WHY WON'T ANYTHING FUCKING WORK! I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING! For the diagnosis, that it's a gift. Now I am me again. Fibromyalgia mus...
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All things Kiki and Kyle!: May 2010
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All things Kiki and Kyle! Friday, May 21, 2010. Kyle's 2 week birthday update. Kyle had his 2 week checkup yesterday, and amazingly he has put on almost a pound and half in the last 9 days, to weigh in at a colossal 10lbs and 11 oz! He is outgrowing everything we have, from clothes, to swaddles, to bottles. It has been quite an adventure having a baby that weighs the same at 2 weeks as your other child did at 2 months but we're getting used to it! I have had to make sure I didn't get too ahead of myself ...
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All things Kiki and Kyle!: September 2010
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All things Kiki and Kyle! Wednesday, September 29, 2010. Kyle at 4 months. Ok he's going to be 5 months next week but he had his official 4 month check up this week. So at almost 5 months he weighs just under 21 pounds and is 27.5 inches tall. Still well above the 97th percentile line on the little chart! He will have a follow up MRI in December to check on the progress of his surgery, but for now he's doing great. And he's allowed his first bath in 3 weeks tomorrow! Thursday, September 23, 2010. I've re...
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All things Kiki and Kyle!: June 2010
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All things Kiki and Kyle! Monday, June 28, 2010. Last week we met with Kyle's neurosurgeon who scheduled a bunch of tests that he needs to have done before we can schedule his surgery. It should be sometime in August, so I will keep you updated on that. He's still not showing any signs of any problems so we're hoping that the surgery will be more preventative than anything. They have a field trip to the Wheeling Waterpark this week which will be interesting. Tuesday, June 15, 2010. The not so good news.
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All things Kiki and Kyle!: January 2010
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All things Kiki and Kyle! Friday, January 15, 2010. Check back sometime after May 13th 2010! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Demetri's Amazing Lentil Soup. The Andrew, Erin, and Sonia Show. Will I be able to check my Facebook page in heaven? I cooked.barbecue turkey meatballs! Picture Window theme. Theme images by belknap.