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The Angry Penguin: April 2005
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Although this site has nothing to do with penguins, angry or not, we welcome you to sit back, relax and enjoy a cup of freshly brewed kiss-my-ass. Friday, April 29, 2005. Today was it. April 29th. We had been awaiting this day for so long. After school, Will, Brendan, Jack, Bob, and I went to see The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Will and I even brought our towels. Brendan didn't know where his was. (Brendan = strag). Better". We're still working on Jack. How would one describe the movie? I caught on...
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The Angry Penguin: Roll Call. Just Say "Here".
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Although this site has nothing to do with penguins, angry or not, we welcome you to sit back, relax and enjoy a cup of freshly brewed kiss-my-ass. Wednesday, September 27, 2006. Roll Call. Just Say "Here". This teacher should never. Prof Scott Clayton, DAP. This is your new opinion, thanks to Scott. 6 people should've kept to themselves:. Thought this was important. Don't forget The Creepy Sexual Innuendo User. Thought this was important. Will's not a teacher. Thought this was important. There's also the...
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The Angry Penguin: September 2005
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Although this site has nothing to do with penguins, angry or not, we welcome you to sit back, relax and enjoy a cup of freshly brewed kiss-my-ass. Monday, September 12, 2005. English As A Second Language. Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered (invented? One of the most amazing words ever. Prepare yourselves:. That's it. Just 'meh'. Why is that so great, you say? It's not even a real word. Well, to that I say. meh. Think about it. (Put the emphasis on the 'm'). Hey Johnny how are ya?
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The Angry Penguin: To Whom It May Concern:
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Although this site has nothing to do with penguins, angry or not, we welcome you to sit back, relax and enjoy a cup of freshly brewed kiss-my-ass. Friday, July 28, 2006. To Whom It May Concern:. I had a sudden striking thought the other day which could greatly affect the way we all look at the universe. And it is this:. If there is a God, he sure is getting lax on the smiting. Why no more fire and brimstone? Those were big fucking events! God was pissed, so He destroyed a few million people (allegedly).
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The Angry Penguin: Truth In Advertising?
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Although this site has nothing to do with penguins, angry or not, we welcome you to sit back, relax and enjoy a cup of freshly brewed kiss-my-ass. Tuesday, April 25, 2006. In the local Rite-Aid, down the second aisle, on the left hand side, three quarters of the way down on the middle shelf, right next to the "Just For Men" hair color, lies the single most amusing article of hair products I have ever seen:. Thus, we arrive at the first major point of product marketing mistakes: anything that resembles a ...
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The Angry Penguin: Better Than The Truth, Yet Again...
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Although this site has nothing to do with penguins, angry or not, we welcome you to sit back, relax and enjoy a cup of freshly brewed kiss-my-ass. Monday, November 20, 2006. Better Than The Truth, Yet Again. Oh, and for the record, you're welcome. Scott "The Legend Continues" Clayton. This is your new opinion, thanks to Scott. 6 people should've kept to themselves:. Thought this was important. All hail us, aribiters of truth and possessors of magnificent. vocabularies. Thought this was important.
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The Angry Penguin: January 2005
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Although this site has nothing to do with penguins, angry or not, we welcome you to sit back, relax and enjoy a cup of freshly brewed kiss-my-ass. Sunday, January 30, 2005. Well, I am a busy man and cannot entertain you all the time, so here is one fantastic Penguin-Approved site, with which to keep yourself busy. Frankly, I like the guy. And also I found this. Interesting, yet equally ridiculous. This is your new opinion, thanks to Scott. Tuesday, January 18, 2005. Now grab a partner and get humpin'.
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The Angry Penguin: June 2005
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Although this site has nothing to do with penguins, angry or not, we welcome you to sit back, relax and enjoy a cup of freshly brewed kiss-my-ass. Saturday, June 11, 2005. It Gives You Wings. I have made a major discovery. I was sitting around at work, when we decide to crack open a few Red Bulls. "Why? You ask. Why not? Now I am not a fan of energy drinks, mainly because it is a big scam. They bottle sugar water and sell it as Kazaam! Scott "Tastes Like Cough Syrup" Clayton. The Great Breakfast Debate.
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The Angry Penguin: Truly We Are The Bearers Of Freedom
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Although this site has nothing to do with penguins, angry or not, we welcome you to sit back, relax and enjoy a cup of freshly brewed kiss-my-ass. Thursday, November 30, 2006. Truly We Are The Bearers Of Freedom. Just a few random (yet incredibly important) thoughts:. You know that feeling you get when you finish a box of Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats and there's all that sugary, delicious debris at the bottom? And there's just about enough left for a bowl, but it's in the disintegrated, unusable form?
