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Spored to Death Publishing: September 2011
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Spored to Death Publishing. Consistency is our goal. most of the time. Tuesday, September 06, 2011. An appetizer of filler. Hey Sporefans. My apologies for not posting in a couple of months. There is a new post in the works, but I am currently adjusting to a new work schedule as I run around like a mad man on my free time. There is a decided lack of sleep going on around here; and yes, talking mushroom men do. Or at least I used to. While I've been away I've discovered this awesome thing called Netflix.
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Spored to Death Publishing: June 2011
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Spored to Death Publishing. Consistency is our goal. most of the time. Tuesday, June 21, 2011. Luvs Yoo a Kitteh. Greetings Sporefans. Many of you are probably wondering why I haven’t posted a movie review lately. Well, there are many reasons. things have been hectic, I was in a bacon eating contest (took second place), I had to fix a sink. but I wanted to dispel one myth that has been going around the Internets. That I’ve been abducted by cats from outer space. I iz not from speece. I eatz whole fish!
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Spored to Death Publishing: April 2012
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Spored to Death Publishing. Consistency is our goal. most of the time. Saturday, April 28, 2012. Come on in Sporefans! Let me show you this amazing apartment! Well I’m sorry, but we don’t have time to review the movie I had in mind. I was going to write about The Landlord. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other. That’s right, the one written and directed by Emil Hyde. Come on over and see! Why am I showing you an apartment Sporefans? NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. HA HA HA! I mean, to c...
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Spored to Death Publishing: May 2011
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Spored to Death Publishing. Consistency is our goal. most of the time. Friday, May 13, 2011. Hobo with a Shotgun. Welcome back Sporefans. Today we’ve got a very, very special review. It’s just this little movie I saw recently about a hobo. with a shotgun. In fact, the movie is called Hobo with a Shotgun. Did I mention that this movie is awesome? By now, then you have already been killed. By a hobo. With a shotgun. But if you insist on some more convincing, read on. Drake, (played by Brian Downey. The plo...
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Spored to Death Publishing: Mortuary, 2005
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Spored to Death Publishing. Consistency is our goal. most of the time. Thursday, March 10, 2011. 8221; to keep us down. However, if you, gentle Sporefans decide to read on, I would greatly appreciate your time and attention on this topic which is most infuriating to myself and my other Fungal-Americans. A prime example of what I like to call “spore-tation” cinema would be the 2005 film Mortuary. Directed by antifungist Tobe Hooper. Did I mention that the house comes with FREE coffins? And now, beware the...
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Spored to Death Publishing: February 2012
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Spored to Death Publishing. Consistency is our goal. most of the time. Wednesday, February 29, 2012. Welcome to 2012 Sporefans! Let’s start the year off right by starting the year off all wrong. Very, very wrong. That’s why for our first review of the year I decided to watch The Human Centipede. And now, a disclaimer. I’m once again presenting a review in Sporevision,. So expect major spoilers. Why? Isn’t a movie you watch, so much as you endure it and pray for a swift, decisive ending. Is my unique rein...
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Spored to Death Publishing: The Landlord
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Spored to Death Publishing. Consistency is our goal. most of the time. Saturday, April 28, 2012. Come on in Sporefans! Let me show you this amazing apartment! Well I’m sorry, but we don’t have time to review the movie I had in mind. I was going to write about The Landlord. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other. That’s right, the one written and directed by Emil Hyde. Come on over and see! Why am I showing you an apartment Sporefans? NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. HA HA HA! I mean, to c...
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Spored to Death Publishing: March 2011
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Spored to Death Publishing. Consistency is our goal. most of the time. Thursday, March 10, 2011. 8221; to keep us down. However, if you, gentle Sporefans decide to read on, I would greatly appreciate your time and attention on this topic which is most infuriating to myself and my other Fungal-Americans. A prime example of what I like to call “spore-tation” cinema would be the 2005 film Mortuary. Directed by antifungist Tobe Hooper. Did I mention that the house comes with FREE coffins? And now, beware the...
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Spored to Death Publishing: Snakes on a Train
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Spored to Death Publishing. Consistency is our goal. most of the time. Tuesday, April 24, 2007. Snakes on a Train. Welcome back, Sporefans. I want you all to know that while I've been lax in the quantity of my bad movie reviews lately, tonight I'm making up for it in quality. I want you all to know that it was very, very hard for me to find a movie that was worse than "The Marine". But I found one. This week I'll be reviewing the venomous flop " Snakes on a Train. This movie is anything but funny. The Am...