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Subliminal messages in disney movies - JokeTribe Humor
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Subliminal messages in disney movies. BURBANK, Calif. (AP). A Christian group that claims. Briefly shows the word ' sex. Says there are also risque scenes in two other popular Disney feature cartoons. The American Life League maintains there is the audible message "Good teen-agers, take off your clothes" in ' Aladdin. And, in ' The Little Mermaid. A wedding officiate becomes visibly sexually aroused. Recalling video tapes of ' The Lion King. The group did not ask that Disney remove ' Aladdin. The objecti...
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Ferret Leggers - JokeTribe Humor
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This is from the November 1992 Harper's. Mr Reg Mellor, the "king of the ferret. Across his tiny Yorkshire miner's cottage as he explained the. Rules of the English sport that he has come to dominate. Rather late in life. "Ay, lad," said the seventy-two-year-old. Champion, "no jockstraps allowed. No underpants- nothin`. Whatsoever. And it's no good with tight trousers, mind ye. Little bah-stards have to be able to move around inside there. From ankle to ankle.". Legging involves the tying of a. Technical...
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Farmer and the Kid - JokeTribe Humor
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Farmer and the Kid. There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. The farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with that wire? Well,' the kid drawls, 'this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire - I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire! The farmer yells. 'Where ya goin' with that tape? You can't catch ducks with duck tape! The farmer yells back.
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The fountain of wisdom
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The fountain of wisdom. The fountain of wisdom. If Wittgenstein could enjoy Westerns, then what's wrong with:. Here are some of my favourite words of wisdom. Please note that these require audio support on your computer. If you see a security warning, choose Open to play the sound. Depending on your browser configuration, you may need to press the Back button to return to the current page after playing the quote. On the nature of individuality. On the nature of uncertainty. On my own life. David Dinkins,...
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Birds | Funny Animal Pictures
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September 7, 2013. Rarr; Leave a comment. April 10, 2013. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls. January 11, 2013. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. Dolphins Heckling A Penguin. August 21, 2012. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. I Don’t Wanna Be A Nugget. August 14, 2012. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. Work Smarter, Not Harder. Most Cats Look Down At You, Questioning Your Intelligence. Not This One. What Kind Of Animal Is That?
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News | Funny Animal Pictures
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Pet Food Recall List. August 8, 2012. Here’s the FDA’s official list of pet food recalls. You should check the list frequently to make sure the food you feed your cat or dog isn’t on the list. As you may or may not have heard, pet food often contains incredients that can actually make your dog or cat sick. Occasionally the food may actually kill them. As has happened in the past. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. Work Smarter, Not Harder. What Kind Of Animal Is That? I Love You Lamp.
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Fish | Funny Animal Pictures
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March 25, 2013. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. August 8, 2012. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. August 7, 2012. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. Work Smarter, Not Harder. Most Cats Look Down At You, Questioning Your Intelligence. Not This One. What Kind Of Animal Is That? My Cat’s Reaction To The New Bear Skin Rug. I Love You Lamp. Pitbulls Were Once Known As Nanny Dogs. Can We Get A Bigger Swimmy Pool? Esmeralda's Crystal Ball. New Life Investment Holdings.
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Other | Funny Animal Pictures
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July 24, 2013. Rarr; Leave a comment. Work Smarter, Not Harder. July 24, 2013. Rarr; Leave a comment. What Kind Of Animal Is That? May 15, 2013. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. Turtle Is Not Angry. Turtle Is Disappointed In You. April 2, 2013. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. April 1, 2013. Continue reading →. Rarr; Leave a comment. Work Smarter, Not Harder. Most Cats Look Down At You, Questioning Your Intelligence. Not This One. What Kind Of Animal Is That? I Love You Lamp.
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Top 10 technical errors in the movie Apollo 13 - JokeTribe Humor
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Top 10 technical errors in the movie Apollo 13. From the Johnson Space Center, the. Top Ten TECHNICAL ERRORS/ANACHRONISMS in the movie "Apollo 13". Compiled by a bunch of genuine NASA dweebs who actually noticed these things. Reading this list is guaranteed not to give the story away, but reading this next sentence will: They make it back safely.). 10 The NASA "worm" logo appears on a glass door. The logo was not developed until 1976. 9 One engineer checks an astronaut's addition using a slide rule.
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Objectivist Pickup Lines - JokeTribe Humor
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Oh yes, it is the ever popular Objectivist Pickup Lines, now here immortalized on the web. I hope that these pickup lines are unexpected, and therefore amusing. No "hey baby, wanna share some values? Have contributed to this list. If you have any good suggestions, e-mail me! Did you know that nakedness is the highest form of psychological visibility? How bout you and I go get hitched at one of those Las Vegas hotels on the strip. You and I could create a whole other benevolent universe. Some good news, s...
