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What Yacht Crew Most Hate To Hear | The General Alarm

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Satire, Opinions, And Satirical Opinions About All Things Maritime. What Yacht Crew Most Hate To Hear. July 1, 2015. January 12, 2016. 8220;Provisions are here.” At 8:00 AM. On a day off. When you got back to the boat at 7:00 AM. And lost your flip flops. And your sunglasses. And your dignity. 8220;My sister is getting married in July.” If you’re a captain. With a full charter schedule booked. And the person saying this is your chief stewardess. 8220;Are you sure about that? 8220;Is that a rock? 8220;The...

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What You Should Not Have To Do To Earn Your Wages As An Employee | The General Alarm

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Satire, Opinions, And Satirical Opinions About All Things Maritime. What You Should Not Have To Do To Earn Your Wages As An Employee. April 6, 2015. January 12, 2016. Not really. What we are moved to talk about today is the more basic matter of what is not being sold when you accept a wage as an employee. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window). Click to email (Opens in new window). April 10, 2015 at 1:52 am.

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About | The General Alarm

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Satire, Opinions, And Satirical Opinions About All Things Maritime. The blog has grown and been spread around a little now, to the point where I see old friends and acquaintances sharing and liking posts. And that shared grin across the crew messes, aft decks, and bars of yachting is the stuffing that makes this mattress bounce. Who writes this blog? On Twitter as @. Facebook page: The General Alarm. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). You are comment...

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Every Problem On Every Yacht Caused By One Thing | The General Alarm

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Satire, Opinions, And Satirical Opinions About All Things Maritime. Every Problem On Every Yacht Caused By One Thing. June 20, 2015. January 12, 2016. An in-depth survey of yacht crew has confirmed that there is one single thing responsible for every single problem on all boats: The previous crew. 8216;Engines need oil like a sailor needs rum. And everyone other than Captain Ron, and the dingbat who used to be the chief on here knows why. I honestly don’t know what the guy did with all the ...Much better...

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Why Yachts Don’t Recycle | The General Alarm

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Satire, Opinions, And Satirical Opinions About All Things Maritime. Why Yachts Don’t Recycle. April 30, 2015. January 12, 2016. 8220;We used to send collection trucks out there,” Parries Johnny Rotten, head of recycling for the city of Palm Beach. “But they never had any recyclable material for us to pick up. So what’s the point? Clearly an intractable juggernaut of a problem. Who will be the first to blink in this stalemate? Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Why Yacht Advertising Is Borin...

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“So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series Pt. II – Breaking In. | Aft Decks & Anchors

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Aft Decks and Anchors. A Smart Ass Stew's Life on the Seas. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series Pt. II – Breaking In. This entry was posted on January 29, 2015, in Career Advice. As part of my So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie series, the next step is to get your foot in the proverbial door. By the way, it should be a cute Sperry. So, as a basic start to yachting, I’m going to reuse those essential elements to help you break in. What are you looking for? For the sake...

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The Hunter. | Aft Decks & Anchors

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Aft Decks and Anchors. A Smart Ass Stew's Life on the Seas. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series. This entry was posted on May 20, 2014, in Crew. She who dies a martyr in a pair of sailor shorts – has the cleanest interior. After the past few months of heavy use and busy boat interior by myself, I realize I can’t do this job alone. No matter how. I believe I am, I’m not. I’m now on a hunt. So what exactly are we looking for? Just a well rounded girl with dedication to work and a love for the outdoors (.

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It’s Christmas Time… in the Islands! | Aft Decks & Anchors

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Aft Decks and Anchors. A Smart Ass Stew's Life on the Seas. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series. It’s Christmas Time… in the Islands! This entry was posted on December 29, 2014, in Crew. Merry Frigg’n Christmas You Flithy Animals! Hopefully everyone had a wonderful Christmas filled with laughter and joy. For those lucky ones who were able to spend it with family, we’re all a. Jealous. For my fellow yachties with a full boat of guests, you hang in there. Despite all the extra work setting up and teari...

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I’m Baaaaaack! Again. | Aft Decks & Anchors

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Aft Decks and Anchors. A Smart Ass Stew's Life on the Seas. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series. This entry was posted on September 12, 2014, in Time off. Oh how I’ve missed you. Last time I stated, “. 8221; I really wasn’t. I was in the interim of “season” and “summer trip” two things that are not. The same. While I could have written during the month long summer trip over the Forth of July, I was too busy actually. Or planning holiday (also “. Your life. Make time for hobbies. 8221; Stay tuned....

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So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie? | Aft Decks & Anchors

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Aft Decks and Anchors. A Smart Ass Stew's Life on the Seas. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series. So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie? This entry was posted on January 22, 2015, in Career Advice. Note: This is an 2.0 elaboration to my previous post, “. Is Yachting for Everybody? 8220; Maybe read that first and come back, or not, whatever.). Exciting and exotic ports of call. Azure blue. Or, the lifestyle of yacht crew. Sometimes. It sounds like the dream job! Travel and a decent pay? Forward. Same goes wit...

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The 12:00 Flasher | Aft Decks & Anchors

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Aft Decks and Anchors. A Smart Ass Stew's Life on the Seas. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series. This entry was posted on April 1, 2014, in Crew. And tagged 12:00 Flasher. Only the übergeeks will truly understand and appreciate. During my four years of university, I worked for the Information Technology Services Help Desk on campus – yes, headset and all. I’m not sure who I convinced to give me the job – I was a marketing student for crying out loud! Scream at your screen. Or I’m just a dork. I was r...

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Have Dog. Will Travel. | Aft Decks & Anchors

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Aft Decks and Anchors. A Smart Ass Stew's Life on the Seas. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series. Have Dog. Will Travel. This entry was posted on April 7, 2014, in Crew. Here’s a topic near and dear to my heart. Tika. As I have briefly mentioned before, is our 6 1/2 year old chihuahua and miniature pinscher mix. Don’t ask me why, as a yachtie, I have a dog, but if it were up to me – I’d have a farm! When she snaked between my legs while running. It explains the lack of desire to walk and favoring ...

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The Tomahawk Walk | Aft Decks & Anchors

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Aft Decks and Anchors. A Smart Ass Stew's Life on the Seas. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series. This entry was posted on January 11, 2015, in Crew. So if you’ve been following my blog or just reading back into my posts, you’ll notice I don’t take kindly to crew who smoke. Why should they get extra 15 minute breaks all throughout the day because they’ve made the decision to reek of burning tar. Or go full on nicotine-fit. If they don’t get their fix. I’ve dubbed it, The Tomahawk Walk. You can say you...

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Big Industry – Small World or is it Small Industry – Big World? | Aft Decks & Anchors

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Aft Decks and Anchors. A Smart Ass Stew's Life on the Seas. 8220;So, You Wanna Be a Yachtie” Series. Big Industry – Small World or is it Small Industry – Big World? This entry was posted on May 30, 2014, in Uncategorized. I took a peek at my All Time top views by country and realized just how international the yachting industry really is. Just 14 posts and a few short months, this blog has really been seen all over the world. Forty countries to be exact! Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA. Enter your comment here.

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