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The Chosen One: January 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, January 29, 2006. Word up, fly girl. I been all thinkin bout you an spit since you ain't here an stuff. These skippin my arraignmizzle parties ain't the same without ya, babe. You want me to throw down on those fools? You's the best interizzle decorator evah, girl. I mean, nobody but you can spend like a jillion hours findin just the right shoes to match the rug in the fresher or whatev, you get me? I mean, come on. Well, Windu's screechin at...
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The Chosen One: November 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, November 19, 2005. Grody, man, grody. So I'm sure ya'll got a good laugh outta what that little green monkey did ta me, but I'll show him. I mean it weren't like I tried to mess up his smitin or whatev, but I really wanted to go clubbin with Pa. um. some of my homies, an he was all like getting up in my grill about it or whatev. An not to mention the Force wedgies! My underoos are so far up my butt they could pass as a thong, ya'll. No disi...
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The Chosen One: December 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Tuesday, December 13, 2005. So check it, ya'll. I'm gettin all sick an tizired of the way those fogies on the council're treatin me. I'm the Chosen One, yo! Notta mention what I gots to put up with at home, with Ob's "wrasslin", Windu's sob-fests, an Yodes' force-wedgies. I'm all feelin abused an spit. So, Mister. Starkiller? Skywalker, yo.". Ah, Skywalker. It says here you want to be emancipated from your guardians.". But check it, I can't! Listen, ...
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The Chosen One: August 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, August 21, 2005. So Windu's all "You gotta make a list of all the people you slaughtered" and I'm all "I haven't slaughtered that many. An I tried tellin' him that Tusken Raiders don't count as people, cept he didn't buy that so he's makin me write the list anyway, the hater. People Anakin Skywalker Has Slaughtered (including Tusken Raiders). Tusken encampment 17 (30 or 40, which prolly translates into one or two people). Pads' fish Mr Fishie.
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The Chosen One: February 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, February 11, 2006. No disintigrations, yo! So here's what's goin down. I'm all tellin Pads I'll investigizzle this bounty hunter thing, so I flewed out to Bespin or wherever to see if I could be all trackin down this chick an baby-clone. Well, turns out Cloud City's, like, stuck in this tizime warp or sumthin, cause everybody's like in polyester leisure suits an whatnot - an ya'll know. The Chosen One don't roll that way, yo. Mon, My Groupie.
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The Chosen One: October 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, October 22, 2005. So went to Windu's party so he wouldn't get all weepy an spit, plus he promised cookie dough. He an the girl who looks like Pads an somebody else all watched The Notebook. Or whatev, but I wasn't about that. I was all about the Corellian Ale-pong with Obs (Our motto: We play to lose! But when we went to go do karoke after. NO KAROKE MACHINE, YO! Stand around an stare at each other? That was pretty kickin - lotsa free booze...
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Special Forces: Rage: January 2006
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Sunday, January 22, 2006. The Mission is Underway. Somewhere in space between Naboo and Kashyyk. So like, where are you taking me? I hope the planet has a mall.". We're taking you to Kashyyk. umm what is your name? I'm Senator Amidala.". No, you're a body double, what is your true name? I told you, I'm Senator Amidala! So the body double is being flown back to - ". Come in Major Rage, this is Major Blast.". This is Major Rage speaking.". Uhhhh yeah that's it.". Posted by Commando: Rage at 8:19 PM. Two of...
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Special Forces: Rage: November 2005
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Tuesday, November 22, 2005. Interviews and Crazy Goings On. Today, after being bored to sleep many times in meetings and tactical discussion groups, I received the taped interviews from Sparky for the replacement of Bang. Most of the applicants were completely useless, they thought blowing themselves up by chucking the pin instead of the grenade and luckily surviving made them a Demolitions expert. After many questions, and a photograph, he was selected and added to Alpha Squad. Monday, November 21, 2005.
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Special Forces: Rage: September 2005
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Thursday, September 29, 2005. Mission Recovery - Part 5. Hahaha, this is so cool. We're arriving on Kamino tomorrow. Noel is safe, and has come around, Sprok managed to do the mindmelt thing. We Commandos found Fluke's drink supply and it’s been fun. We've been singing a lot of songs:. 99 Bottles of McDooku's Brew on the wall 99 Bottles of Brew, take one down, pass it around, 98 Bottles of McDooku's Brew on the wall. The communicator on the space ship goes on and off, on and off, the communicator on the ...
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The Chosen One: July 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Friday, July 29, 2005. Lose yourself part 2. So check it. Typhus totally picked out a rockin' theme song for me. So from now on, whenever the Chosen One enters a room or gets shown on the Holonet, "My Way or the Highway" is gonna play. Or I'm gonna be hummin it, or whatevs. Oh, and Fluke's got a grandpa cam! That shizzy's off the hook! Thrown down by Anakin Skywalker at 8:16 PM. 8 Sand People slaughtered. Wednesday, July 27, 2005. So Y-dawg keeps acc...
