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The Rants of Mister P: 10/01/2002 - 11/01/2002
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Thursday, October 31, 2002. My pants are wet. And more importantly, why? Of course the Fundamental Law Of Laundry says that pants will always feel drier to your hand than they will to your pants. Sure enough, the pants were dry on the outside. Let's just leave it at that. Tuesday, October 29, 2002. Why The West Wing Sucks. 24 premiered tonight, with once-Senator Palmer now the big head-honcho of the good ole' U.S. of A. And he's Old School...It begins...
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The Rants of Mister P: 07/01/2002 - 08/01/2002
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Monday, July 29, 2002. To Mr and Mrs. Proud Minivan American:. Thank you for all your support since September 11th. It meant a lot back in October when you picked up your $5.99 plastic American flag at K-Mart to put on your car. I know it was quite a sacrifice to have to take down the "Go Lakers! Flag to make room for the Red, White and Blue. On behalf of all red-blooded Americans, I salute your courage. But you know what? Monday, July 22, 2002. So wh...
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The Rants of Mister P: 02/01/2003 - 03/01/2003
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Friday, February 28, 2003. Actually said this to me at work: "You SOOO wear underwear! Believe it or not, there is a context where that statement makes perfect logical sense. What concerns me is that he seemed to have such strong convictions about the subject. Thursday, February 27, 2003. How far does Trolley on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood travel in a single year? I said, DO NOT continue reading until you make your own guess. When I was very young, ap...
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The Rants of Mister P: 08/01/2002 - 09/01/2002
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Thursday, August 29, 2002. It's a freakin' TV Guide. They're going to get my money anyway, they don't need to try to hype it up:. Tuesday, August 27, 2002. The $%*#iest Place On Earth. But she just ignored them. Then one of the castmembers of The Happiest Place on Earth says "what a bitch! Wow, they really make you feel like you're in Hollywood! Monday, August 19, 2002. OJ Simpson is to Osama bin Laden as Osama bin Laden is to Hitler. For 10 months, t...
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The Rants of Mister P: 03/01/2003 - 04/01/2003
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Monday, March 31, 2003. Sunday, March 30, 2003. Tuesday, March 25, 2003. I got myself some schoolin' in The Lord Of The Rings this weekend. Write-ups are here (with pics. And here (without much). 1 Aragorn is the heir to the throne of Gondor, and is the title character in "The Return of the King". 2 Elves are essentially immortal, or at least live VERY long. 3 Age of Mythology is much better than Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds. Friday, March 21, 2003.
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The Rants of Mister P: 01/01/2003 - 02/01/2003
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Wednesday, January 29, 2003. Tuesday, January 28, 2003. It's a. turducken? Everyone was quite excited about the turducken, but I never made the connection about what it was. It sounded different every time someone mentioned it: We’re having churducken for dinner! The burduchan is ready! The turchican is delicious! At one point I was asked did you try the turducken? And I said no, I had the turkey. Do you believe in Miracles? Friday, January 24, 2003.
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The Rants of Mister P: 04/01/2003 - 05/01/2003
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Wednesday, April 30, 2003. All of that is fine and good, but you should know something: when the next plane hits your building, and I need to make a choice between finding some gloves or saving your sorry butt, I'll be fingerpainting with your blood if I have to. So do me a favor and make sure you ain't carrying any little viruses that I don't want. Sunday, April 27, 2003. Thursday, April 17, 2003. The latest theory regarding the cause of the Columbia...
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The Rants of Mister P
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Friday, February 22, 2008. Is it just me, or does anyone else find this sign a little offensive? It's like "OK crips, if I can't park in your parking spaces then you'd better stay the hell out of mine! Comments: Post a Comment. Blogs I Obsess Over:. Guy In A Suit. Pat In His Right Mind. Mom On The Alert.
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The Rants of Mister P: 05/01/2003 - 06/01/2003
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Thursday, May 29, 2003. An Islamic woman in Florida is suing to have her driver's license reinstated after it was revoked because she refused to remove her veil for a mandatory photograph. Islamic law may prohibit her from revealing her face. Fine. But driving is a privilege, not a right. So either take off the veil, or take the bus. Your choice. Wednesday, May 28, 2003. Why I Hate Apple Computer. So why do I hate Apple Computer? I'm not happy unless ...
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The Rants of Mister P: 11/01/2002 - 12/01/2002
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The Rants of Mister P. Home of the Flaming Litterbox. Tuesday, November 26, 2002. The Wonder of it all. On Monday, I made a cheese sandwhich for lunch, and something wasn't right with it either. I started feeling worse throughout the afternoon, and had to cancel some post-shopping dinner plans with friends that evening. Did you feed the dogs today? Did you know that I'm not leaving until tomorrow? Monday, November 25, 2002. As it turns out, we were marching with "Side Street Projects.". The man grins as ...
