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Stuff White People USED to like.: 3. Cosby Sweaters

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Friday, April 4, 2008. You can always count on white people for their impeccable fashion sense. Made popular by comedian Bill Cosby on his successful 1980s sitcom, The Cosby Show. The hideously-patterned sweaters were co-opted by whites who found Cosby to be an acceptable authority figure in spite of his skin color. Either out of guilt over Stuff People Used to Like #2. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What did you like? Send us your whitest suggestions! Stuff White People Like,. We thought we'd creat...

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Stuff White People USED to like.: 6. Swizzlesticks

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Monday, April 7, 2008. In the time when white men were white men, and business executives drank their lunches, the swizzlestick served as a friendly companion to whites who preferred their alcoholism served in a brandy snifter or highball glass rather than in the less-dignified paper bag or beer can. Since at least the 19th century. Due to the unfortunate drying out of the American office, the swizzlesstick has seen a marked decline in both admiration and collectability in recent years. What did you like?

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Stuff White People USED to like.: 8. Powdered Wigs

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008. Other than Biz Markie, have you ever seen anyone other than a white person in a powdered wig? White people used to love them their powdered wigs. Why? Who knows. I don't have time nor the grant money to undertake that kind of research. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What did you like? Send us your whitest suggestions! Welcome to Stuff White People Used to Like. Obviously inspired by. Stuff White People Like,. Oh, and we're not the original. Stuff White People Used to Like.

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Stuff White People USED to like.: 28. LeBron James

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Thursday, August 26, 2010. Sorry King James. You had a good run as the average white person's favorite basketball superstar. Like Kobe Bryant before you, you found that white people love and adoration can be a fleeting thing. In seven seasons, you took the lowly Cleveland Cavaliers to the verge of an NBA championship. During this time, white people collectively said white things like: "He's so nice. So outgoing. So charitable. Not like those other thugs the league over.". How dare he do this! Is now a eu...

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Stuff White People USED to like.: 20. Corey Haim and/or Feldman

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008. 20 Corey Haim and/or Feldman. If you were a teen-aged male Hollywood actor in 1987, chances are your name was Corey. And chances are, you were a total douchebag. But as white people have historically shown, they can't get enough of douchebag versions of themselves. (See Stuff White People Used to Like #9. The dynamic duo of doucheyness first appeared together in the 1987 Too-cool-vampires-in-Orange County smash The Lost Boys. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What did you like?

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Stuff White People USED to like.: 25. Hobos

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Monday, February 8, 2010. White people used to love hobos. They invited them into their yards. They made them sandwiches for "the road", and hired them to do odd jobs around the house. Frankly, it's no wonder for those lovable scamps with their knapsacks on a stick brought a delightful departure from the mundane white person existence of yesteryear. Hobos were the beloved objects of an entire white-fueled art movement for crying outside! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What did you like? 21 Sunken Li...

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Stuff White People USED to like.: 1. Potpourri

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008. Long before scented oils and candles became the rage, white people fought home odor with dried leaves, twigs and other overly-perfumed detrius, often times housed in small decorative bowls or tiny, sheer fabric bags. Nothing said "we're white and we like to smell good" in the late 1980s to mid 1990s quite like Potpourri. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What did you like? Send us your whitest suggestions! Welcome to Stuff White People Used to Like. Obviously inspired by.

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Stuff White People USED to like.: 4. Oversized Wall Utensils

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Saturday, April 5, 2008. 4 Oversized Wall Utensils. White people often share the same nightmare . a nightmare in which a hungry giant enters their home and, instead of eating the white people, prefers to dine with them. However, when they fail to have utensils large enough for a giant to use, the giant turns on them, and slaughters them wholesale. Of course, that story above is complete and utter bullshit. White people really aren't that gullible. Or are they? Thanks for the laughs, we're out here on thi...

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Stuff White People USED to like.: 9. Andrew Dice Clay

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Thursday, April 10, 2008. 9 Andrew Dice Clay. I’m ashamed by some of the things white people used to like. Slavery. Those retarded Buttafuoco parachute pants douchebags would wear at the gym. Andrew Dice Clay. Almost makes me want to renounce my whitezenship. Almost. I'm no fool. I am having trouble coming up with reasons why we liked the “Dice man,” however. Was it his profane and shocking nursery rhyme-altering style? The way he lit those awesome cigarettes? His less-than-timely Travolta imitation?