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Top 10 Handshakes for Winners | The Fine Variety
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April 2, 2013. Top 10 Handshakes for Winners. The handshake is the crucible of the business world. Deliver a memorable handshake and you’ll land that new client and be bumped up the list for a promotion. Deliver a flop and you’ll be the laughing-stock of the office and probably get fired if you don’t quit first, that is, on account of the ensuing psychological abuse. You can already hear your coworkers taunting you, can’t you? As soon as contact is made, lift the other person’s hand in the air and then m...
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7 Things That Turned Out Not To Be Aphrodisiacs | The Fine Variety
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February 23, 2014. 7 Things That Turned Out Not To Be Aphrodisiacs. Comes from the name. The Greek goddess of love and fertility. She was also a total slut, bangin’ Ares all the time (among others) and cuckolding poor old Hephaestus. She popped out kids left and right, including Priapus, who was known for his gargantuan 24/7 erection, and Hermaphrodites, a bisexual who eventually joined forces with a water nymph. Below are several items that I learned first-hand do. Really, really anti-climactic. I t...
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The 4 Most Non-Innovative Companies in Los Angeles | The Fine Variety
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May 14, 2013. The 4 Most Non-Innovative Companies in Los Angeles. In its March 2013 issue, Fast Company magazine published its annual list of the 50 most innovative companies. In the world. Nike came in at No. 1, followed by Amazon and Jack Dorsey’s Square. And newcomers like Uber and Pinterest helped round out the top 10. But what about the most non-innovative companies? Don’t they deserve some recognition here too? EUGENE’S HOT DOG STAND. Eugene hasn’t shaken up the hot dog industry one bit. It’s a...
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10 Things Not to Do During a Pitch | The Fine Variety
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January 13, 2014. 10 Things Not to Do During a Pitch. Do you also know what not to do? Here are ten things that I’ve learned over the years should not be done during a pitch. A day doesn’t go by that I don’t hear of another young adman making one of these rookie mistakes. Take these not-to-dos to heart and you’ll be years ahead of the competition. FLIRT WITH CLIENT PERSONNEL:. ACCIDENTALLY SLIP INTO AN LSD FLASHBACK:. ACT OUT THE VOLLEYBALL SCENE FROM TOP GUN. MENTION YOU WERE ON AMC’S THE PITCH IF YOU T...
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The Business Dinner: How to Close the Deal | The Fine Variety
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March 19, 2013. The Business Dinner: How to Close the Deal. Nothing is more important to a client than how you behave at dinner. I’ve heard countless stories of salespeople having the deal all but inked only to lose it on account of a poor dinner performance. You want to approach a business dinner like you would a rock concert. You never know how slow the service will be, so put down a couple tall boys on your way to the restaurant. Show the client who’s boss when it comes to meal size. If you’ve already...
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These are the comedic stylings of David Jonathan Fine. A Seattle native now living in Los Angeles, David works in advertising and writes for hire at Uncurbed Humor. He is a graduate of Middlebury College and the University of Chicago. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *. Notify me of new posts by email. Get New Posts via Email. Enter your email address to subscribe.
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7 Things That Turned Out Not To Be Aphrodisiacs. 7 Things That Turned Out Not To Be Aphrodisiacs. 10 Things Not to Do During a Pitch. Business Wisdom from the Characters of “Seinfeld”. Creative Ways to Humiliate the Office Brain Farter. The Pros and Cons of Being Pitbull. App Review: Sock Matcher. The 4 Most Non-Innovative Companies in Los Angeles. Top 10 Handshakes for Winners. The Business Dinner: How to Close the Deal. The Marv Dialogues: Bro Dinner. The Marv Dialogues: At the Café. Page 2 of 2.
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Business Wisdom from the Characters of “Seinfeld” | The Fine Variety
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December 9, 2013. Business Wisdom from the Characters of “Seinfeld”. The show about nothing, we all know, was always about something: the business of life. And who better to show us the way than a standup comedian, an entrepreneurial hipster doofus, an acid-tongued clothing catalog editor, and a slow-witted bald man? Not to mention some other people. WHAT TO SAY WHEN. Being questioned about the reports you handed in. I don’t even really work here. Kramer. Interviewing (for a job in garment sales):. Is th...
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