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Chaucer Was a Cocksucker. February 9, 2010 by janetsometimes. Chaucer and his ilk popularized the association of (capital L) Love with St. Valentine’s Day somewhere in the fourteenth century. We all know about St. Valentine, right? Chocolate, roses, Capital L Love, St. Valentine … and oh, don’t forget that freakish little imp sidekick o’ his, Cupid. Who. That chubby little bastard anyway? Of the court to marry your barely sometimes lover. You ever read Chaucer, by the way? Chaucer, “Parlement of Fo...

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Https:/ janetsometimes.wordpress.com/. Posts by Heather :. June 5, 2012. June 5, 2012. Merry-Go-Round and Round and Round. October 2, 2011. Morning Comes Whether You Set the Alarm or Not. October 1, 2011. August 27, 2011. Back, In the Saddle Again. February 23, 2010. February 13, 2010. Older Posts ». Merry-Go-Round and Round and Round. Morning Comes Whether You Set the Alarm or Not. Back, In the Saddle Again. Chaucer Was a Cocksucker. Dream, The Impossible Dream. Looking for Something Good off a Bad Menu.

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Things You Think You Know About Language. The story of our countless misconceptions about how human language works. Here are some links I’d like to share with you! I’ll try to limit this to “academically interesting” links, to avoid filling it with YouTube videos of talking cats. Still, this page is more to document websites that I find fun than to suggest sites for further linguistic reading. Hark, a vagrant. Because it is awesome,. My friend. Don’t argue. 8211; Will be recognized as an alarmingly accur...

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Stage Five Clinger | Janet, Sometimes.

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Laquo; Back, In the Saddle Again. Morning Comes Whether You Set the Alarm or Not. October 1, 2011 by janetsometimes. Brian I met him online a few weeks ago. Where else? I said, Well, I suppose I’m interested enough to meet you. We laughed, I hung up the phone and tried to put the very familiar instinct to run for the hills out of my mind. We parted. My girls chortled while I tried to shake my horrifying case of the icks. Sunday he called me. I had a great time with you, he says. You and your frie...It sh...

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Back, In the Saddle Again | Janet, Sometimes.

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Back, In the Saddle Again. August 27, 2011 by janetsometimes. I’m single, still or again, depending on how you view things – an area that if you’ve read this blog before, you know I’ll definitely get into more later. In fact, for my very next post I plan to discuss my most recent, ridiculous dating experience. Stay tuned! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email. Janet, Some...

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Hercules Schmercules | Janet, Sometimes.

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Laquo; Chaucer Was a Cocksucker. February 13, 2010 by janetsometimes. So, I don’t care for the Olympics. I’ve been told I’m “unpatriotic”, which I always find an odd thing to say to a Canadian since patriotism is something I’ve never, ever thought of as a word to associate with them. Us. I don’t give a flying fuck. I don’t enjoy sports, neither watching nor playing, and I don’t enjoy being cold and since snow requires cold to occur, I therefore reject it’s existence. Did you PVR it? 8221; followed by mor...

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Morning Comes Whether You Set the Alarm or Not | Janet, Sometimes.

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Laquo; Stage Five Clinger. Merry-Go-Round and Round and Round. Morning Comes Whether You Set the Alarm or Not. October 2, 2011 by janetsometimes. This morning’s interaction at Starbucks:. Clerk: What can I get you? Me: I’d like a grande cinnamon dolce latte, please. C: A grande tazo chai? Me: No, cinnamon dolce latte. C: (To the barrista) Grande cinnamon dolce latte. Me: I’d also like a pumpkin cream cheese muffin. C: (Moving to the display case) A cheese croissant? Me: No, a pumpkin cream cheese muffin.

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Commitorum Metus | Janet, Sometimes.

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Laquo; Merry-Go-Round and Round and Round. June 5, 2012 by janetsometimes. The casual relationships I’ve involved myself in over the years have ranged from the classic “friends with benefits” scenario where you really only see them for a booty call (though how that entails friendship I will have to consider later), to someone I spent so much time with anyone looking at us from the outside would assume we were a couple, but in my head (and heart? On the first of April I met a man. (No fooling! You are com...

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Whorellelujah | Janet, Sometimes.

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Laquo; Hercules Schmercules. Back, In the Saddle Again. February 23, 2010 by janetsometimes. We are all whores. Okay, I’m sure there are a few of you that if I used my imagination really, really creatively, I could believe that you’re not, but the rest of us? Just a bunch of whores. Corporate Whores, I mean. You probably think I’m talking out of my ass, but listen. Shuttup. Listen. Okay, Mister/Missus Literal, fucking. What does Corporate America hope to do? What’s the goal? And you do. You take it a...