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The Independent News: March 2006
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The Most Important Blog on the Internet. Tuesday, March 21, 2006. Goth Tires to Curse The Independent News, Fails. March 21, 2006. Despite the 47 candles, 7 voodoo dolls, and 1 ancient scroll, Tiffany Peters aka "Black Rose" has been unable to get a curse to transcend her 1 bedroom apartment. The target of her wrath, this very blog, has yet to feel any repercussion of her chants, and in fact is feeling more clever than ever (and we are rhyming better). Posted by The Independent at 9:44 AM. March 17, 2006.
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The Independent News: January 2006
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The Most Important Blog on the Internet. Thursday, January 12, 2006. CHOCULA CLAIMS "FRANKENBERRY QUEER AS A THREE DOLLAR BILL". January 12, 2006. Count: "Frankenberry. He was a good friend, although not a great one. The Count, you see, is a bit old fashioned, I was a little uncomfortable around him, you know what I mean? Stern: "No, I don't know what you mean. Are you trying to tell us that Frankenberry was.". Queer as a 3 dollar bill. There! He's pink for crying out loud.". Chocula claims he is working...
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The Independent News: October 2005
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The Most Important Blog on the Internet. Monday, October 31, 2005. POLICE ON ALERT FOR "GIANT MARSHMALLOW MAN". October 31, 2005. Police have closed down every major intersection in the greater Columbus area in anticipation of the "Giant Marshmallow Man". Captain Bill Brazky got the call at 8:05am this morning detailing the threat. The roadblocks and police presence has crippled all of the area businesses already stinging from last week's hurricane evacuation drill. Posted by The Independent at 12:11 PM.
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The Independent News: November 2007
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The Most Important Blog on the Internet. Tuesday, November 06, 2007. NEW NEWS PENDING BEN GETTING OFF HIS LAZY ASS. Ben needs to write something. the lazy fuck. The Independent News Editor(s). Posted by The Independent at 8:36 AM. Email us: independentnews@gmail.com. NEW NEWS PENDING BEN GETTING OFF HIS LAZY ASS Ben. BRITNEY SPEARS PREGNANT AGAIN It appears the cha. US MILITARY TO INVADE ALASKA In a surpise move. SHANGRI-LA NOT AT ALL WHAT SEEKER EXPECTED Veni.
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The Independent News: April 2006
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The Most Important Blog on the Internet. Wednesday, April 05, 2006. SHANGRI-LA NOT AT ALL WHAT SEEKER EXPECTED. April 5, 2006. I was at the beach with a bunch of friends and we got to talking about our idea of the perfect place to live. Somebody, I think it was Bootsy, started talking about Shangri-La. We were all just floored, man. Imagine Heaven here on earth actually exists. I just had to find it," Pippy explained. Shangri-La is just a store, man," he explained. Posted by The Independent at 8:48 AM.
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The Independent News: May 2006
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The Most Important Blog on the Internet. Thursday, May 04, 2006. BRITNEY SPEARS PREGNANT AGAIN. It appears the chain-smoking pop-tart has a nack for dropping her drawers. Spears arrived at her OB/GYN office in Beverly Hills earlier this week claiming "I think something's wrong with my pee-hole, ya'll." Something was wrong indeed. After a thorough examination, it was discovered that Spears is once again pregnant with the spawn of ultra-white "rapper" Kevin Federline. Posted by Carl at 2:02 PM. In a surpis...
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The Independent News: November 2005
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The Most Important Blog on the Internet. Tuesday, November 22, 2005. LINGUISTS BREAK GRAFFITI CODE. Los Angeles, CA. November 22, 2005. UCLA professors held a press conference yesterday to announce the stunning news that they have finally deciphered the elusive "graffiti code". Much to the surprise of researchers, they found tagging is really a basic form of coded communication for the inner city youths. The message, however, is anything but menacing. We kept coming up with the same translation over and ...
