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Words Inside Joshua's Head: May 2011
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Words Inside Joshua's Head. Friday, May 6, 2011. A dysfunctional renaissance fair. I actually did this one awhile ago but kept forgetting to upload it. Rusted squeaking and skwaking. Let out clanging neighs. As the children tug on their copper ears the king sits on his thrown. Sipping on his second 32 oz. cup of mead. As he tries to look down the queens corset for the. The queen has since lost count. Her interest is not on the night. Tall lanky and awkward. In his glimmering well kept armor.
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Words Inside Joshua's Head: August 2010
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Words Inside Joshua's Head. Friday, August 13, 2010. Waiting for Joseph Varnhein. This is a short piece of fiction I just wrote entitled Waiting for Joseph Varnhein. I hope you enjoy it! I read all his books, and he wasn’t even there. And he wasn’t even there. A few fans were standing around, arguing over whether Tabatha really died in the fifth book and whether the second was better than the fourth. The Borders patrons were walking around as if nothing had happened, as if Gods walked around them daily&#...
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Words Inside Joshua's Head: August 2011
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Words Inside Joshua's Head. Friday, August 19, 2011. Two Tickets to the Gunshow. This is a short bit of fiction for one of Chuck Wendig. S Flash Fiction contests. You should go check him out. My eardrums are blown out in a cacophony of bullets. I'd put in the earplugs Perry handed me earlier if I didn't need to hear where Sammy was. Perry's huddled beside me with his hands over his ears. I hug the steel table and hold my pistol close. Perry keeps telling me "It's a revolver you jackass! We just want to k...
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Words Inside Joshua's Head: July 2009
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Words Inside Joshua's Head. Friday, July 3, 2009. The Hilton and the Pea. A narrator walks to the middle of the stage. Once upon a time there lived a prince who wanted to marry a real princess. . He traveled the world and found many a fair damsel, but knew not which ones were real and which ones were not. . One stormy night, there came a knock on the door of the castle. . The king answered himself and found to his surprise a fair damsel in a terrible way. . The NARATOR exits the stage. . PARIS HILTO...
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Words Inside Joshua's Head: Hot Liberty
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Words Inside Joshua's Head. Tuesday, May 1, 2012. A short piece of fiction about a possible future war as my entry for Chuck Wendig's Flash Fiction challenge. We'd been Trench Warriors for 2 years, we were used to the muck and the blood. We hated it, sure, but we were used to it by now. That was just our life. And we were lucky; we were still alive. That was the important part. Very few Trench Warriors made it to mechanizer because of the death rate. But we were almost there. All the customize mods were ...
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Words Inside Joshua's Head: May 2012
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Words Inside Joshua's Head. Tuesday, May 1, 2012. A short piece of fiction about a possible future war as my entry for Chuck Wendig's Flash Fiction challenge. We'd been Trench Warriors for 2 years, we were used to the muck and the blood. We hated it, sure, but we were used to it by now. That was just our life. And we were lucky; we were still alive. That was the important part. Very few Trench Warriors made it to mechanizer because of the death rate. But we were almost there. All the customize mods were ...
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Words Inside Joshua's Head: April 2011
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Words Inside Joshua's Head. Monday, April 25, 2011. High Fructose Corn Syrup You Filthy Whore. High fructose corn syrup you filthy whore. You caked up slut. You sugary sweet destitute prostitute, selling yourself to any junky stoner or third grader that will have you. You have your slushy syrupy hands in w everything. I know your story. You came from a small town out in Nebraska. With wet suguary dreams. To the candy colored work houses. They fed you lies saying they would make you sweeter. No she's a nu...
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Words Inside Joshua's Head: October 2010
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Words Inside Joshua's Head. Wednesday, October 20, 2010. I think I’ve finally mastered my Sticky Note System and I thought I should share it. I started it in College so I would remember all the homework I had to do in my 5 or 6 classes. I’ve kept it and evolved it and I think I finally have a good solid system. It helps me get stuff done and add structure to my routine, so maybe it can help you too! This is helpful to artists with lots of projects, or students with homework assignments. Done for the week.
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Words Inside Joshua's Head: July 2010
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Words Inside Joshua's Head. Tuesday, July 20, 2010. Why I would never make a Spider-Man Game. 8221; you say. 8220;How could you even think such a slanderous thing? Well ok, I might consider it. But here’s why I’d rather have my own character in an original videogame. You can’t make him dance. You’re using someone else’s pre-made character instead of your own. That character comes with baggage: his own ways of doing things, his own quips, his own reasons, his own backstory. You can’t do that! Why did we a...
