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The Phoneparazzi: Eat Or You Die…
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Saturday, February 21, 2009. Eat Or You Die…. My boss was in the bank. As I sat outside waiting, I stared at another bank that had closed mysteriously. One day customers woke up and went to the bank only to be told their bank had been shifted to another branch. No reason, no explanations. Just like that. I wondered why the shift. Was money mysteriously disappearing from their vaults? Was the building haunted? 8220;Ek’ aaro oh! Our culinary lingua franca, the other held water.
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The Phoneparazzi: February 2009
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Saturday, February 21, 2009. Eat Or You Die…. My boss was in the bank. As I sat outside waiting, I stared at another bank that had closed mysteriously. One day customers woke up and went to the bank only to be told their bank had been shifted to another branch. No reason, no explanations. Just like that. I wondered why the shift. Was money mysteriously disappearing from their vaults? Was the building haunted? 8220;Ek’ aaro oh! Our culinary lingua franca, the other held water.
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The Phoneparazzi: I Kid You Not, D’Banj Has Got Nothing On This Guy…
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Wednesday, June 10, 2009. I Kid You Not, D’Banj Has Got Nothing On This Guy…. Move over Flava Flav! Move over D’Banj! If you thought D’Banj’s upcoming reality TV show, Koko Mansion - with its kinky specifications of who a Kokolette should be and all - was the latest, most-lucrative way to combine romance and commerce, here’s a Newsflash for you: you got it dead wrong! This ad was spotted by eagle-eyed. In one of our national dailies and no, it is no practical joke. Ready for a mea...
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The Phoneparazzi: March 2009
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Sunday, March 8, 2009. Is Technology Reading Our Minds? My apologies. Despite the title, this is not a real post. I guess I'm just faffing around… whatever that means…. You’ve read a good post. You want to comment. You click on the link and a window pops up that may or may not have Comment Moderation turned on according to the blog author’s settings. You leave your comments and then you may or may not need to fill in the Word Verification security thingy. Ok, sorry oh! NigeriaDeci...
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The Phoneparazzi: November 2008
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Sunday, November 23, 2008. This post / picture is NOT IN ANY WAY meant as an insult to any religious / ethnic groups neither is it intended to instigate religious or anti-religious sentiments. Veiled woman wearing a burqa. In the ever-busy area of Oshodi, Lagos, Nigeria trying to catch a bus. See Wikipedia definition here. It’s even more puzzling and pathetic when I see the ones who also have children whom they zip into their backs like a reversal of kangaroo parentage. How do the...
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The Phoneparazzi: July 2008
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Tuesday, July 29, 2008. Introducing The Phoneparazzi…. Hello and Welcome to The Phoneparazzi! This is my very first photo blog and I’m really nervous as I try to imagine how it will eventually turn out. I wonder: Have I just given birth to a good child? There has always been a paparazzo in me but unlike the real life ones who chase after celebrities, I rather just chase after Life. Or wait for it and snap it as it comes. So much to say! They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
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The Phoneparazzi: Public Service Announcement: Broke!
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Saturday, April 4, 2009. Public Service Announcement: Broke! Please, abeg, biko, ejo, kai! Or whatever it is Hausa people say) do not vex for me that I have not updated this blog or responded to your comments in quite a while. The reason for this happens to be this “global economic meltdown” or whichever name you want to call it that is hitting me badly. Just imagine, for the past few months now, my middle name has been “Broke”. Ever since Danny Bagucci. Yes oh, people! For the un...
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The Phoneparazzi: Doctor Dolittle
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Sunday, February 1, 2009. Warning: Animal lovers and some squirmy people might find this post… well… squirmy. Ever since I moved into my new neighbourhood late last year, I seem to be caught up in a “Dr. Dolittle” moment of some sort. You all know Dr. Dolittle don’t you? That funny vet guy who talks to animals? Well, me and these animals seem to be communicating alright. I can’t hear what they’re saying much but they sure do get my message: GERROUTTTT! It’s that simple. Just when ...
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The Phoneparazzi: December 2008
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Saturday, December 27, 2008. On entering a Lagos bus. My eyes beheld the windscreen. The view that was in front of us. Is captured in this scene. Both wipers were stuck outside. Midways up the glass. The decorations festooned inside. Reminded one of Xmas. I wonder how the driver sees. By rainfall or by dark. Whenever I see that bus again. Remind me please to ask! Posted by Sisem E. Naidem. Links to this post. Wednesday, December 24, 2008. Where could the source be? To cut a long s...
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The Phoneparazzi: June 2009
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Life, Camera, Reaction. Wednesday, June 10, 2009. I Kid You Not, D’Banj Has Got Nothing On This Guy…. Move over Flava Flav! Move over D’Banj! If you thought D’Banj’s upcoming reality TV show, Koko Mansion - with its kinky specifications of who a Kokolette should be and all - was the latest, most-lucrative way to combine romance and commerce, here’s a Newsflash for you: you got it dead wrong! This ad was spotted by eagle-eyed. In one of our national dailies and no, it is no practical joke. Ready for a mea...
