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I write about the chaos and hilarity of parenting four small children that are all super cute and super needy! Thank goodness for coffee and wine....
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The Laney Files : May 2015
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Thursday, 28 May 2015. I had one day recently when I got all five of us out the door in an hour and a half. Not only were we fed, washed and watered, but we all had. I even had make-up on - always a huge achievement. I imagine their morning to have been just as hard as mine. There’s a good reason why we find the whole thing so bloody traumatising. During stress, our bodies go into overdrive to cope with the situation. It's fight or flight syndrome -. Only in modern times. Whereas this used to be abou...
The Laney Files : The stars
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My four little superstars:. Miss P is the opposite to her big brother in so many ways. At 3 years old, she is loud, robust and happy to wind Mr B up for her own entertainment. When I say she's loud, I mean really loud. I think she uses her whinge volume as a weapon. She is also gorgeous, charming and cute as pie. Caramel curls and big brown eyes seal the deal. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Thanks for stopping by! Hi, I'm Laney! But hey, that's what wine o'clock is for, right? Like what you see?
The Laney Files : June 2015
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Tuesday, 30 June 2015. Mum attempts ballet leap, wets self. The Nutcracker had the desired effect, and, buoyed by the relaxed atmosphere, I decided to try some comedic ballet moves that I'd seen Emma Wiggle do in her little show 'Emma! Which we'd watched about 7 billion times that day. I called out as I took a running jump and tried to twist around mid-air. I was about as limber as a giant panda bear. With a weak pelvic floor, as it turned out. This list is based on harsh experience and educated judgemen...
The Laney Files : What not to say to a sleep-deprived mum
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Tuesday, 24 March 2015. What not to say to a sleep-deprived mum. The twins have me on my toes again. Just when I thought we were past the worst of the night-waking in our house, here I am, back in the land of sleep-deprivation. Make that accumulated. Sleep-deprivation. Because a one-off night of waking up to children can be recovered from with an extra coffee the next day and an early night. But when it's multiple nights of interrupted sleep, it starts to affect everything. I can't relate to this. I ...
The Laney Files : How to enjoy your newborn
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Tuesday, 28 July 2015. How to enjoy your newborn. The newborn baby has this ethereal quality. Tiny, delicate, fragile, sleepy. Magical. There is no baby phase like this one, which is also an emotional one for many mums. For such a momentous time, it goes by frighteningly quickly. Which is Mother Nature's ploy to get us to go for another one, obviously. There's a lot I've learned about how to enjoy a newborn. Most of it is around being mindful and living in the moment, making sure to really feel the e...
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What If Toddlers Had Their Own Version of the Paleo Diet…? Oh Wait. They Do. | Hugzilla
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Introducing Croquemballs: The Meatball Croquembouche. 10 Things I Wasn’t Expecting When My Kid Started School →. What If Toddlers Had Their Own Version of the Paleo Diet…? Oh Wait. They Do. June 9, 2015. This article is also being featured over at Mamamia. What is the White Food diet? White foods are low in nutrition and high in salt, sugar, fat and refined carbohydrates. The White diet is not about healthy living or weight loss: it’s about eating for baseline survival. Key components of the white-food d...
I am a writer - Smarter Happier
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Africa / Middle East. I am a writer. Mar 23, 2015. A couple of years back I wrote a post at My Home Truths where I declared, after two years of blogging, that I was not a writer. I was happy to call myself a blogger but the title of writer did not sit well with me. Back then I held no real ambitions to take my blog further and I certainly had no burning desire to write a book or a classic piece of literature. I now believe that I am a writer. After leaving my job and undertaking all the soul-searching th...
Seven times that parenting made me realise that I am the grown-up now - Rebel Without A Pause
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Rebel Without A Pause. Rebel Without A Pause. Who does she think she is? Dodgy Mum Party Tips. Life at the Asylum. Get in my Belly. Tell ’em they’re dreaming. Ya wanna work with Rebel? Seven times that parenting made me realise that I am the grown-up now. May 31, 2015. Responsible person who sorts out other people’s shit. Seven times that parenting made me realise that I am the grown-up now:. 1 Writing out an absent note. Have you done this yet? Since then I have penned close to a gazillion (totally a re...
Practical grammactical: gender-neutral third person singular pronouns (the great ‘they’ debate)
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The blog about reading, writing, singing, familying and verbing. Practical grammactical: gender-neutral third person singular pronouns (the great ‘they’ debate). July 28, 2015. Okay Crack knuckles. Stretch back. I’m diving in with a big, huge, MAMMOTH-SIZED grammatical topic at the request of Maxabella. One might use one if one begins a sentence with one (and if one is the Queen), but in all other circumstances – in most circumstances – you’re choosing between the other three. But should it be? I donR...
The Wheels on the Bus - the lullaby rendition - Seeing the Lighter Side
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Seeing the Lighter Side. Science fiction & fantasy. Non fiction & memoir. July 22, 2015. The Wheels on the Bus – the lullaby rendition. My sleepy 2-year-old son demanded ‘The Wheels on the Bus’ as his bedtime song tonight. I was a little worried that breaking into the usual, peppy version would stir him up too much so I made up some alternative lyrics. He was out like a light in no time so I thought I’d share them with you here. The toddler in the bed goes. Yawn, yawn, yawn. Yawn, yawn, yawn. Join me for...
Scratch on knee probably deadly - The Thud
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Reporting from the frontline of parenthood. Letters to the Editor. Scratch on knee probably deadly. March 12, 2015. Oh God, this is bad isn’t it? I’m so so young…. Have you seen my knee? This feels really serious. You keep telling me I scratched my knee when I fell on the driveway but I don’t think I believe you. I think I can remember falling, but I don’t remember crying. Surely I would’ve been howling in pain from such an injury. Do you think my knee just spontaneously opened up? Mummy, look at it.
Mum-rage: Weekend Rewind - The Thud
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Reporting from the frontline of parenthood. Letters to the Editor. July 31, 2015. I’m so chuffed to be the guest host of this week’s Weekend Rewind alongside three of Australia’s most loved and most gorgeous bloggers. Thank you Bron, Sonia and Kelly for having me xxxx. So what’s been on my mind this week? Mum-rage. The overwhelming outrage pouring from mothers across the country. This week, mums were MORTIFIED and INSULTED because a supermodel went running in a bikini. Bugaboo shame on you this is insult...
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House of many Minions: January 2015
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Friday, January 30, 2015. Liebster Award : Get to know the voice behind the blog. House of many Minions first award. Thanks Mumma McD. For the nomination (head on over and have a read). If you enjoyed reading my Fifty in two hundred days post. Mumma McD has thrown eleven questions at me, so here goes. How did you choose the name of your blog? In June last year when I finally put this little space together, the name was ready and waiting for me. It's long, but it suits my blog. B) they've been exceptional...
Digging my way out of the trenches of parenting - Seeing the Lighter Side
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Seeing the Lighter Side. Science fiction & fantasy. Non fiction & memoir. May 19, 2015. Digging my way out of the trenches of parenting. You might have noticed a bit of a change in decor around here. Do you like it? Yes, you’re still on the blog-formerly-known-as. Seeing the Lighter Side of Parenting. And yes, I am still a parent, in case you were wondering. But I’m feeling a little…. Je ne sais quois. Hence the French-style lamp post in the header). And bashing out a few more thousand words of my novel.
The first 12 weeks... - The Thud
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Reporting from the frontline of parenthood. Letters to the Editor. The first 12 weeks…. July 9, 2015. The worst part of the first trimester is that you’re not supposed to tell anyone. So you suffer in silence and everyone just assumes you’ve morphed into a chubby, moody, greasy, acne-ridden bitch squad for no good reason. All you have is the bloke who knocked you up in the first place and that’s a recipe for marital bliss right there. I didn’t want you to miss out on the. WEEKS ONE TO THREE. How do you do.
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The Laneway | Hair. Beauty. Blogging.
About The Laneway Salons. Hair Beauty. Blogging. Fashion Blogger Esme and The Laneway – AT The Laneway! Asymp; Leave a comment. Esme and the Laneway. Last week The Laneway were delighted to welcome popular Melbourne vintage maven and fashion blogger Esme and the Laneway. Inset above) to our salon. When Esme found out online that there was a salon called ‘The Laneway’, she approached us immediately to book in a BIG colour change and write a blog about our business. Asymp; Leave a comment. Not in the fast ...
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Monday, February 10, 2014. An Open Letter to the A-Hole Who Broke My Heart on the Train Tonight. 8221; She’s not the creepy guy that looks like Jafar, and she certainly isn’t the deaf guy who yells “COME ON MAN! 8221; at people when they don’t respond to his sign. She’s different. 8221; then you called her an idiot, and oh boy did you look smart and strong and witty and great. Tuesday, September 18, 2012. To all of you. Where is my best friend? Where is my support system? Why am I here? I want there to b...
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Sunday, November 4, 2012. We left Barcelona, driving like bats out of Hades because we had to turn the rental car in by noon and get to the cruise ship. Which is why the few photos of Barcelona City Centre are, well, so few! Monument at Plaza Espana Barcelona. Arc de Triomf Barcelona. Catalan National Art Museum - absolutely one of the most beautiful buildings in Barcelona. On board the cruise ship - the main elevator. Indoor pool on board ship. Cute couple on main stairway of ship. A Day in Barcelona.
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Saturday, April 13, 2013. For as long as I can remember, this pa-pa has been hanging off of my baby girl's clothes. Tonight, Cal told Lucy that big girls that go peepee on the potty do not need pa-pas anymore! I gestured for him to be quiet because I thought that would make her no longer want to go to the potty. Much to my surprise, she looked at us and said, "take this pa-pa off of me! Posted by The Laney Family. Thursday, April 11, 2013. Posted by The Laney Family. Saturday, April 6, 2013. Own a differ...
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Monday, April 6, 2009. The hunt is on. Sunday was our egg hunt at the church. It was divided into 3 different age categories. The prognosis seemed better for this hunt, as there were 5000 eggs.and less kids. The countdown began.and Mason was able to fill his small basket with eggs- -completely to the top - and all on his own. Parker and Jackson were also able to get about 20 eggs each. Happy Birthday Dear Jackson. Friday, March 27, 2009. Here Comes Peter Cottontail. We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo.
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Tuesday, 4 August 2015. 10 Tips for a Healthy and Happy Pregnancy. This is a sponsored post. I loved being pregnant. I loved the feeling of my baby growing and the excitement as the due date neared. I loved my expanding bump and watching my baby move around inside it. And I LOVED buying baby clothes. But of course, pregnancy is also really hard work. And it goes on for nine months! 1 Figure out your medical team. 3 Remember your fibre. Unfortunately, pregnancy tends to get us a bit *ahem* clogged up, mak...
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The Laney Lee Review | Fashion, Food, Travel and More..
Fashion, Food, Travel and More. The Laney Lee Review. My mother, Cheryl Shireman, has debuted her second novel Broken Resolutions. For any woman out there who loves to read this is a book you have to check out! She has it available for purchase on Kindle and Nook and is also in the process of paperback. So, dab a little perfume behind your ear, put your party dress on, and slip into your favorite heels. You’re invited to the party! Huge Spring Trend- WEDGES! Check out my top 3 favorite wedges that are su...
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August 10, 2015. And bc then there 5. Yes you are seeing this correctly. Yes there are 2 in there. We heard both heartbeats. Twin A is at 156 beats per minute and Twin B is at 159 beats per minute. We are in shock. I think we were expecting just one and then bam there’s 2 in there. It’s exciting and nervous all at the same time. I have another ultrasound 2 weeks today and if everything looks good then I’ll be released to go back to my OB. Stay Tuned for updates! 7 weeks 1 day. August 7, 2015. I’ve ...
Laney Tower — News from the Peralta District
Summer ’15 Articles. EcoArt celebrates 10th anniversary. EcoArt celebrates its 10th anniversary at Laney College with two exhibitions in the June Steingart Gallery. The first show opens the first week of the fall semester. The […]. Read full story →. Saturday, July 18. Instructors go to educational development conference. Students who are new to the U.S. have a lot to cover to catch up and find a secure life here. They have no time to waste. Laney faculty. Saturday, July 18, 2015. Thursday, May 14, 2015.
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