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The Michael Howland Show!!!: Uh Oh
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. Monday, November 26, 2007. Sorry bout the lack of posts lately. It's been nothing but baby prep around here. What with buying all the essentials, to getting a pediatrician, to baby proofing the house, it's been a crazy trimester. Does anyone else find the term baby proofing funny? If you baby proof your house, babies shouldn't be able to get in your house. I think it would be a much better advertising slogan for condoms. ZEUS CONDOMS! I knew the...
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The Michael Howland Show!!!: November 2007
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. Monday, November 26, 2007. Sorry bout the lack of posts lately. It's been nothing but baby prep around here. What with buying all the essentials, to getting a pediatrician, to baby proofing the house, it's been a crazy trimester. Does anyone else find the term baby proofing funny? If you baby proof your house, babies shouldn't be able to get in your house. I think it would be a much better advertising slogan for condoms. ZEUS CONDOMS! I knew the...
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The Michael Howland Show!!!: Life
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. Tuesday, December 4, 2007. As most of you know, and now all of you know since you're reading this, The Wife is quite pregnant. In fact, she is so pregnant. Did anyone think of saying "how pregnant is she? If so, well done! 2007 sweeps the land! 7:30 PM - We arrive at the hospital armed with just about everything Jenny could need to be comfortable. Socks, games, iPods. All the creature comforts are now in this sterile environment. I'm aided by a ...
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The Michael Howland Show!!!: February 2008
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. The Punishment is Over! Wednesday, February 20, 2008. The Punishment is Over! Yeah, I know that I haven't posted in forever. Possible Reason 1 - No one noticed that the picture of my son on his birth diary was wearing a Trogdor onesie. I bought that especially (F)for that picture. You were all punished by me taking 2 and a half months off from updating. Truth be told, reason 1 is the (F)excuse I tell myself. Reason (F)2 is the reality. 4 I look ...
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The Michael Howland Show!!!: Pennywise
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. Friday, September 28, 2007. I've decided to start writing guide books to help people to try to live more awesome lives like I do. I've posted the first book here for you all to enjoy! True, it's brief, but genius often is. How to spend $40 correctly. Step 1 - Go to Disneyland with two degenerate gambling friends. Step 2 - Get in line for the Matterhorn rollercoaster. Step 3 - Point out that the ride allows two people to sit "lap" style. During t...
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The Michael Howland Show!!!: It's Probably Good For You
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. Cause Everyones Your Friend. Its Probably Good For You. Tuesday, June 10, 2008. It's Probably Good For You. So I was having dinner last night at my hotel. Chicken cheese and bacon sandwich. Little mayo on it as well. Anyways, during my consumption of said sandwich a piece of bacon fell out that had some mayo on it. I picked it up and ate it.yum! B) They then deep fry the fatty covered bacon in fat. C) I, now in possession. D) I ate it. Answering...
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The Michael Howland Show!!!: December 2007
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. Wednesday, December 12, 2007. I've decided to start a new blog for my son. Basically, if you're looking for updates on parenting and how the baby is doing, go there. It's a much nicer, cuter website with a lot of pictures and all that. If you want to read what a bastard Lee's dad is, stay here. Thursday, December 6, 2007. Sorry the diary didn't work so well. The hospital lied when they said they had internet. I'd like to present Lee Simpliciano.
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The Michael Howland Show!!!: October 2007
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. I Had A BLAST! Sunday, October 28, 2007. I Had A BLAST! I've accomplished the two goals I set out to accomplish before the baby is born. One was to break 80 in golf which I have now done twice and the other was to play Pebble Beach which I did last Wednesday. I played like crap but that's ok. The experience was amazing and the ending was perhaps the greatest thing that has ever happened in my life. This was by far the greatest thing I have ever ...
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The Michael Howland Show!!!: Chocolate Pudding
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. I Had A BLAST! Thursday, October 11, 2007. Sometimes life truly throws you a bone. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones are returning for a 5 day holiday reunion stint in Boston. About 14 days after the birth of my first child. Hells YES I'm going. The only thing I would miss this concert for is the birth of my first child. And he's going to be well over 10 days old at that point. The wife delivered a weak right to the gut. Why did I do that? So I'll be ...
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The Michael Howland Show!!!: May 2007
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The Michael Howland Show! I'm only here for your enjoyment. Proper Manners Go A Long Way. Tuesday, May 29, 2007. The wife, if you haven't heard already is pregnant. Just passed the first trimester, in fact. We were together at the ultrasound doing a genetic mutation test when the doctor asked us if we wanted her to take a stab at the baby's sex. We'd decided as soon as we found out about the pregnancy that we would find out the sex of the baby pre. Luckily for us, all the important stuff is there. He...
