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ifrogman: February 2007
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007. A Total Lack of Respect. A Total Lack of Respect. La, la, la, Ribbit! La, la, la, Ribbit! Oh dear, how very embarrassing! This time, you've managed to catch me on the hop, and right when I'm in the middle of taking my bath, too. Yes! Even frogs like me have to take a bath once in a while. Anyway, with a bath the size of mine, it's actually the garden pond, but hey, who cares? I bet that you're all wild with jealousy! Go on admit it? A nasty female of your species, (formerly ...
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ifrogman: September 2006
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006. Life: There is a future. As I sit here by the still clear waters, quietly contemplating the past few seasons and snacking on the odd fly that strays within my grasp, I cannot help but notice that some of the trees around my pond are losing their colour, with a few beginning to shed their leaves. Now, that's something that can be a bit of a pain in my life, I can tell you. Why? Anyway, Miliband is not easy for a frog like me to remember, but David is such an easy common name...
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ifrogman: May 2007
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Commonsense or just plain lunacy. Life as a, dare I say it, handsome frog? For those with an interest in scientific nomenclature, this spider, Steatoda nobilis. Is a relative of the Black Widow family. Moving on, I'd like to say that humans have been warned, but what's the good? What the hell do they think is going to happen if you humans don't put an end to this foolish build-up of carbon emissions, you know, the shite you lot keep on chucking into the atmosphere above your head...
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ifrogman: October 2006
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006. ID Theft and Other Things. There are so many things happening in the news lately, I'm finding it difficult not to write more than once a week. Froggy would probably tell me to let it slide, because he believes that no one will take a blind bit of notice what I say anyhow. I'd like to think that you are all very caring people, proving to me that he can be wrong once in a while. Now how's that for a thicko statement? Damned right they wouldn't! Don't simply toss it in your bin...
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ifrogman: April 2007
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Wednesday, April 25, 2007. Following a long spell of quite dry weather, the rains finally came and the garden has taken on a much fresher, brighter visage with a variety of flowers coming into bloom everywhere. As a frog, and in between watching over my progeny that are beginning to learn all about their new world in the pond, I have been enjoying what the spring weather has given birth to around the garden. I've also seen a few scattered Speedwell (Veronica) here and there too, though their flowers are ...
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ifrogman: November 2006
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Hello one and all,. Isn't the weather being kind to us? You know, it's difficult to believe that it's almost the end of November, and yet, where I am, the daytime temperatures are still fairly high. All the better to warm and sooth my sleek green blotched skin, my big hypnotizing eyes and my very sexy legs. Aaah! It's great to be a frog. I'm telling you all about this because I assume that you appreciate gardening? There again, it could be those damned furballs. Yes, those...
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ifrogman: June 2007
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Thursday, June 28, 2007. Bob told me about something today that made my blood almost boil inside, and from where I'm sitting at the edge of my pond, I think that what was said, is a clear affront to all of you who have had damage to your homes due to the current flooding. Well then, why is it that as soon as the Queen's Buckingham Palace, a listed building, is threatening to fall apart, does she go running cap(crown) in hand to your government, where she tells them that she needs three zillion pounds to ...
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ifrogman: August 2006
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006. I've just been talking to the man who lets me live in his wonderful garden. What's all of this nonsense about Pluto not being a planet? Hell, I always thought that Pluto was a dog! Ah well, who cares anyway? There, he heard me, bless him. That's the thing about humans, we frogs know how to train them. Soon I'll have him eating out of my hand, you just wait and see. That's going to take me all day. Just one last thing, contrary to popular belief, we frogs can't stand being ...
