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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: Livin' La Vida Loca...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Tuesday, May 20, 2008. Livin' La Vida Loca. So, here's the thing. I've been getting hounded for the last little while, as it seems that the world over want to know what's been going on in my life. Well, as a man of many talents, I keep a lot of irons in the fire. So, to speak. In fact, I'll give you a brief run-down on some of the recent events in my life, just to help you understand just what I mean. I urinated, on more than one occasion, into a light socket...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: A Poe Introspection...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Monday, May 5, 2008. I don't know whether you've heard, but it finally happened. Last night I was sitting at home, sometime just after midnight. A sound came from outdoors as I was changing clothes following a long night of punching babies in and around my community. I finished dressing, strapped on a viking helmet and glided elegantly to the door. Tis some visitor." I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.". But the silence was ...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: Afternoon In Hell...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Friday, May 9, 2008. It's amazing the things you notice if you just pay attention. I mean, I was walking around in the bowels of Hell earlier and some things just became glaringly apparent. First Hell stinks. Not just figuratively, but it smells like sulfur. Next All the condemned souls WON'T shut-up! Yeah, eternal torment,. I get it. So, stop all the screamin' and teeth gnashing. But lastly, the devil is a little different than I expected. So, until next I b...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: Something This Wrong MUST Be Right...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Friday, May 16, 2008. Something This Wrong MUST Be Right. It's funny how things catch you when you're not really expecting them. I mean, like last night for instance. I was out on the back deck, chopping puppies into stew meat like I do most nights, when I get this feeling. The kind of feeling that something is just wrong. I don't have A RAKE! But no matter, I carried on with my search. So, I turned back and shut the gate as nothing seemed abnormal. I pulled ...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: May 2008
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Tuesday, May 20, 2008. Livin' La Vida Loca. So, here's the thing. I've been getting hounded for the last little while, as it seems that the world over want to know what's been going on in my life. Well, as a man of many talents, I keep a lot of irons in the fire. So, to speak. In fact, I'll give you a brief run-down on some of the recent events in my life, just to help you understand just what I mean. I urinated, on more than one occasion, into a light socket...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: April 2008
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Wednesday, April 30, 2008. Come On In, the Radiation Is Fine. It's true. You do learn something new everyday. Like today, for instance. It's true. You do learn something new everyday. Like today, for instance. I learned that unlike in the comic books and science fiction, prolonged exposure to pretty much any form of radiation should come highly unrecommended! I mean, it's not like it was that great of idea to begin with, but here's what happened. A couple hou...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: Those That Control Us...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Tuesday, May 13, 2008. Those That Control Us. I missed a night of blogging! It wasn't my fault,. I assure you. No In fact, I can tell you exactly what happened. So, sit back, grab a refreshing cola beverage and a turnip and check this out. It was late. The world was quiet and I was all ready to do my evening blog. As I did my dynamic "King of All Sex" pose, I looked up and noticed the ceiling was dripping blood. So, long story short. It took till this mor...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: Terror of the Undead...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Tuesday, May 6, 2008. Terror of the Undead. This past evening, after attaining copious amounts of lunch meat from perfect strangers and running, coward-like, from the one legged man with the shotgun who lives 2 streets over, I felt unfulfilled. I couldn't yet tell what was bothering me, but something certainly was. I pondered this as I removed my pants and did a fairly impressive hand-stand. I cried out, "Prepare, DEMON, for battle! Even though Count Wilbur w...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: Saucers, amd Twinkies, and Martians. Oh, my!!!
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Thursday, May 1, 2008. Saucers, amd Twinkies, and Martians. Oh, my! Do you know what today is? Today could very well be one of the most important days in the history of man! Yes, that's right. Today is the day. that I SAVED THE WORLD! Was it on the news? No Is it causing a big buzz? Because no one else was there. Thanks for the support neighbors! Anyway. Here's what happened. He introduced himself and I replied, "What the dizz, G-Bizzle? They'd then rendezvou...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths: Cometh the Ice Man...
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Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths. Friday, May 2, 2008. Cometh the Ice Man. Okay I hope I'm not alone in this. Tell me if this has ever happened to you. So, I was perched, hawk-like atop my chimney, finishing off a lovely bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, when I saw the oddest thing. I saw a man with high standing hair and shiny, baggy pants standing in my driveway, thrusting his groin in random directions. All the while, maintaining a stone cold demeanor. The man with the thrusting groin! Sweat ...