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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: Backstreet's Back
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Wednesday, May 25, 2005. I have had the new Backstreet Boys song in my head for five days now. That hasn’t happened since 1998. At that time I thought it would never happen again. What is happening to the world? Why have they reunited? How did Howie get all that grease out of his hair? Posted by Laura @ 10:58 AM. Laura whats worse. the spice girls are reuniting this summer for the 10th anniversary of wannabe.
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: R.I.Pope
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Tuesday, May 03, 2005. Alright, so now that the pope business is pretty much over and people have let their emotions settle and such, I would like to discuss this whole Pope John Paul dying business. If the pope does not have a prayer-free ticket to wherever the hell he’s going, then I think everyone should just give up now. Surely God has some control over this situation. Does he really need to test the pope? The pope ...
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: January 2010
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Sunday, January 17, 2010. I mean, you could totally see everything and the dress clashed with her hair anyway. So basically the short, short skirt has undone all the hard work that was put into creating art on stage. Because it turns out they were secretly impressed by the girl’s intelligence and quirkiness first and needed that magical moment to realize it. Or skip the middle man and start performing at Zanzibar...
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: May 2005
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Thursday, May 26, 2005. Rock and roll-over legend. Posted by Laura @ 7:42 PM. Wednesday, May 25, 2005. I have had the new Backstreet Boys song in my head for five days now. That hasn’t happened since 1998. At that time I thought it would never happen again. What is happening to the world? Why have they reunited? How did Howie get all that grease out of his hair? Posted by Laura @ 10:58 AM. Tuesday, May 03, 2005. If the ...
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: July 2005
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Wednesday, July 27, 2005. The True Love Cafe. I find it funny that the "True Love Cafe" is located at the corner of Dundas and Sherbourne, because no one at the corner of Dundas and Sherbourne will ever find True Love. Posted by Laura @ 1:37 AM. Toronto, Ontario, Canada. View my complete profile. A rose by any other name would still make it look . Worst thing since sliced bread. The True Love Cafe. Melts in your mouth.
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: Dressing Down Dresses
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Sunday, January 17, 2010. I mean, you could totally see everything and the dress clashed with her hair anyway. So basically the short, short skirt has undone all the hard work that was put into creating art on stage. Because it turns out they were secretly impressed by the girl’s intelligence and quirkiness first and needed that magical moment to realize it. Or skip the middle man and start performing at Zanzibar...
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: February 2012
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Sunday, February 19, 2012. A rose by any other name would still make it look like someone loved me. That being said, I’d really like a teddy bear. No junk mail company would take the time to affix real stamps to each piece of garbage they sent out! I tore the envelope open like a pitbull might tear into an unattended child. I pulled out a cheerful card, on which was printed a blue jay singing the words Miss you! The val...
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: Worst thing since sliced bread
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Tuesday, January 10, 2012. Worst thing since sliced bread. Dear Subpar Pita Bread,. Perhaps, as a piece of pita bread, you have never enjoyed a pita of your own. Perhaps you do not understand the basic fundamentals of constructing and subsequently eating a pita. It’s actually quite a simple concept to grasp. 1) Put pita on plate. 2) Put toppings on pita. 3) Wrap pita around toppings. 4) Wrap mouth around pita. View my c...
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: Wait for it . . .
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Wednesday, April 20, 2005. Wait for it . . . You always see these places that advertise key cutting while you wait or t-shirts printed while you wait. These businesses put up these signs to make it seem like this is some sort of great time-saving bargain. But really, who wants to wait? Why not put up signs that say house built while you wait! Or cure for AIDS while you wait! Posted by Laura @ 11:01 PM. The world is a ho...
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul: January 2012
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Salmonella Poison for the Post-Teenage Soul. The world is a horrible, horrible place. Tuesday, January 10, 2012. Worst thing since sliced bread. Dear Subpar Pita Bread,. Perhaps, as a piece of pita bread, you have never enjoyed a pita of your own. Perhaps you do not understand the basic fundamentals of constructing and subsequently eating a pita. It’s actually quite a simple concept to grasp. 1) Put pita on plate. 2) Put toppings on pita. 3) Wrap pita around toppings. 4) Wrap mouth around pita. View my c...