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Rosco's Modern Life: The Relationship Voice
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006. Let me tell you something about the relationship voice (or relati sote voce in latin):. If you are in any sort of dating relationship, you have a relationship voice. There just happen to be varying degrees of relationship voices. Some are waaaaaaay out there, some are subtle inflections of the person's natural voice. But, even when subtle, they send off electromagnetic radar beams out to all in earshot. Neither - because relationship voices suck. Now, I am not claiming that I know...
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Welcome Holland: Ronestar-English Dictionary
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Monday, October 12, 2009. As an homage to a certain someone turning a certain age, we thought it would be appropriate to provide a list of Ronestar's wonderfully expressive alternative lexicon. Consider it our version of urbandictionary.com, minus 'dictionary' and plus 'newspapfre.'. Carpet" = synonym for 'cart,' especially when horses are around. Example: "I was going to sign the lease before I found a job, but that would be putting the carpet before the horse.". Escape" = to free someone. Example: "The...
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Welcome Holland: The Five Senses of Chicago
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Tuesday, October 02, 2007. The Five Senses of Chicago. My dearest readers,. Three people live in Chicago. Two more descended upon the city. Three plus two is five. There are five senses, according to modern belief. How odd, then, that all the main events that took place during this rambunctious visit can be categorized under the aforementioned senses. How odd, indeed. Saturday - Loos and Rosco are treated to the sight of Dizzle and Hoho as seen from the other end of closing El doors. In addition, Loo...
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Welcome Holland: A Caribbean Menagerie
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Thursday, June 19, 2008. Happy P/S Day to all, and to all a Happy P/S Day. As some sort of poor-man's high school reunion/random get-together, part of the gang recently met up in Puerto Rico. For some of us (ahem), it was our first voluntary trip to the island paradise, whereas others (Vivek) were returning to enjoy some more of the sights. There's no question it looks like a snake. An artist's rendition of the dog named "Double Stuf.". Felis Catus, Part 1. Leaning-out pictures, we suddenly notice a smal...
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Rosco's Modern Life: April 2006
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006. Saved by the Wedding Bells: The Honeymoon Years. I am currently at that age where I am attending a lot, I mean a lot, of weddings. Too many weddings, in my opinion.*. I am also at the age where looking back retrospectively at the pop culture I grew up with is an adventure in self-torture. Not the least of which was a little show called, Saved by the Bell. If you haven't seen it, or haven't in a while, check out TBS - you'll get a buttload of reruns for reasons unexplained. How ma...
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Rosco's Modern Life: Real Amercian Hero
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Monday, October 17, 2005. So as you may come to realize, should you continue to read my unending rants, is that I really am a child at heart. I love to relive my childhood, which for me was primarily about two things: (1) how many toys I could accumulate and (2) how cool and popular I could become with my collection of toys. or my tree-climbing ability. or my trashing-talking opponents on the four square court. I screamed. "Noooo! Roadblock was AWOL, and he was never seen of nor heard of again.
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Rosco's Modern Life: Karma Be Damned
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Monday, November 21, 2005. Yesterday I found myself in a precarious situation, which turned out to be quite the tale of good versus evil - you know, the type of story that all good stories long to be. This story is about a bug - a big bug - and its fight for survival. So now, I am staring down this bug, two naked creatures sizing each other up. I had no idea what I was going to do with this thing. Being naked and in a bathroom, I had few options. I nearly stopped right there, it was so gross. I pulled th...
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Rosco's Modern Life: Jarome Iginla, Sea God
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005. Jarome Iginla, Sea God. We're blogging fast and furious over here at Rosco's. It appears I am trying to get you guys to understand my psyche toot sweet. This time I guess I am giving you guys a taste of the Drlog (or dream blog). Bear with me, as my dreams have a tendency for the surreal. In the distance we saw the water swirling in air as if some unseen force was controlling it. Then - SPLASH! Then, I woke up and watched a little "Three Stooges" before packing up for work.
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Rosco's Modern Life: The Middle Foam Finger
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Tuesday, May 09, 2006. The Middle Foam Finger. Hello everyone. Just wanted to drop a quick note to let you know that a new site is up. I am one of a few contributing writers on The Middle Foam Finger. An irreverent (we hope) look at the sports world. Mainly, it's just a way for us to bitch and gripe about sports. Check it out. I hope to be back to my blogging ways here at RML soon. Posted by Ross Conkey @ 1:35 PM. Bay Area, California. Saved by the Wedding Bells: The Honeymoon Years.
