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Untimely: UNTIMELY #24 – A cat, for once in your life...
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Tuesday, 25 October 2011. UNTIMELY #24 – A cat, for once in your life. I was wearing a t-shirt and a black armband about halfway up my forearm. Maybe someone had died, maybe I’d been playing tennis. Maybe I was in a rock band. I have no idea why I was wearing such a thing in such a place. I don’t know how it ended, but next thing I remember I was in a basement with low ceilings jousting on a papier-mâché horse. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There are three of us. Here's how it goes:.
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Untimely: Untimely Stimulus #24
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Wednesday, 6 July 2011. It's sort of a wedding theme this time around. Last weekend I went to a lovely wedding and had a super time. Next weekend is a stag do that fills me with both trepidation and excitement. the following week my wife has a hen party to attend. Two weeks later, and it's the second wedding for the month of July. And someone I work with has just got engaged! So it's everywhere. Deal with it. Anyway. Yes. This Untimely is dedicated to weddings. And love. And nightmares. Put An Egg On It.
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Untimely: Untimely #24 - Spider-Man and The Giant Lynx Aerosol Man
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Sunday, 9 October 2011. Untimely #24 - Spider-Man and The Giant Lynx Aerosol Man. I’m wearing my Spider-Man outfit and I have to fight this giant squid, except my suit’s too small and rides up around my waist so my paunch pokes out and I get a bit of a builder’s bum if I bend down too quickly, but Helena says it’s fine and I’ll defeat the giant squid easily. How? I say You punch it. She says. Hard. She says. Punch it? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There are three of us. Here's how it goes:.
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Untimely: Untimely #24 - Castrol GTX
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Wednesday, 6 July 2011. Untimely #24 - Castrol GTX. Hello You met someone then? Hello Yes. This is - . You should move out.'. That seems fair. How long have you two known each other anyway.'. We met yesterday. Have you got all your things? You seem nice, sir. It's good to meet you. I'll go stay at work.'. Ok You should know I'm pregnant.'. Since yesterday. Wow.'. Yes I can tell. He's so much more exciting than you were, isn't he? She grabbed me by the sleeves of my wooly jumper and hauled me upward.
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Untimely: Untimely #23 - Left Field
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Saturday, 11 June 2011. Untimely #23 - Left Field. Surely, I thought, it can’t get any worse. And yet it has. When I awoke later that morning, I realised that the remains of my massacred beard were no longer on my pillow. I had been too drained, both emotionally and physically, to clear it up in the night, so where in the hell had it got to? I tried to comb some of the hair out of my eye but it kept moving out of the way. I don’t know that I’ll ever leave the house again. 27 July 2011 at 05:55.
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Untimely: UNTIMELY holiday!
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Thursday, 11 August 2011. So this is a totally belated notice. But better late than. Sam. 8217;s on honeymoon, the punkass, and has been for a while. And won’t be back until the end of the month, so the blog’s on a bit of a hiatus. In the meantime, why not check out our archive? But I bet it was awesome. Why not check it out. And what about 13. Go on, go crazy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There are three of us. Here's how it goes:. First, one of us offers up some interesting nugget.
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Untimely: Untimely #23 - Sin City
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Saturday, 11 June 2011. Untimely #23 - Sin City. Dim Tim 'n' Phil Pills sit in 'Slick Rick's Skin Gym - Strip Clip 'n' Titty Bin'. Dim Tim chin-chins, swigs his pink fizz. Phil Pills grins, sinks his gin. Minty Tits slinks by. Niffy fish whiff." Tim gips. His chick is Miss Sixty-Six. Tim sits, his bitch tits slick with prick milk, his itchy dick dripping with piggy jiz. Tim slips his thin inch in. Miss Sixty-Six sighs, “Fill it! 8220;It’s in! 8221; Tim lisps. 8220;Frisky, frisky! 8221; Tim wimps.
