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One Tot, one Teen.. the Adventures of Family Life: January 2009
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One Tot, one Teen. the Adventures of Family Life. Friday, 30 January 2009. Lal loves shopping. Actually, that's not quite true. He loves our little parade of shops. We go to them everyday, I'm forever posting packages for ebay, my website sales, nappies, so know everyone up there quite well. It's only a small parade, a chip shop that also does chinese, an off license, a Co op, Man who sells everything and anything, Bookies, Paper Shop and Post Office. I'd have been here for years. If I had three wishes.
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One Tot, one Teen.. the Adventures of Family Life: September 2009
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One Tot, one Teen. the Adventures of Family Life. Tuesday, 29 September 2009. Firstly, and most importantly. tomorrow, dumb dog aka attack beast aka Max gets his final lot of injections and can finally be taken for walks. Thank God for that. There never was a dog more in need of walking than he. But of course, now start the excuses. K - The man who bought the dog without consultation and then abandoned the care of said dog to me. Excuse 1 - Doesn't get home from work until 7.30 and it's dark then. And th...
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One Tot, one Teen.. the Adventures of Family Life: February 2009
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One Tot, one Teen. the Adventures of Family Life. Thursday, 12 February 2009. When was it decided that it's a good idea to teach children to share? Who had the brainwave one day? Give me his name (it was bound to be a man) and I'll kill him. I'm ill. The sicky bug that enveloped the children has opened its arms and included me. I can't quite remember much about last night and most of today. I'm sure I spent a long time getting to know Messrs Armitage and Shanks though. Me: Bed time baby. Hears Winnie lap...
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One Tot, one Teen.. the Adventures of Family Life: Urgh.. nice
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One Tot, one Teen. the Adventures of Family Life. Friday, 21 August 2009. I'm a fairly nice person right? Tonight I have allowed the puppy to sit next to me on the sofa and sleep. He is stretched out happily, relegating K to the chair that he is too tall to sit comfortably in. and what is my reward? The gentle lick of a puppy's tongue as I type, the warmth of his little body against my leg? Nope Farts. Yep. The puppy is flatulent. And OMG does it stink! Names have been changed to protect identities.
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One Tot, one Teen.. the Adventures of Family Life: March 2009
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One Tot, one Teen. the Adventures of Family Life. Tuesday, 31 March 2009. G and I were eating dinner. Lal decided he was exhausted. This was at 6.47pm. He slept for three minutes. I had to wake him as a) he had pooed and b) it's not healthy to sleep on the tv. He had a bath and got ready for bed. That three minutes has ensured that now, at 8.10, he is not at all tired and will be up until 10. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Twitter Updates 2.2.1: FeedWitter. Mishaps of a Muddled Mum. Ooo its been a while.
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One Tot, one Teen.. the Adventures of Family Life: Park?
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One Tot, one Teen. the Adventures of Family Life. Tuesday, 29 September 2009. Firstly, and most importantly. tomorrow, dumb dog aka attack beast aka Max gets his final lot of injections and can finally be taken for walks. Thank God for that. There never was a dog more in need of walking than he. But of course, now start the excuses. K - The man who bought the dog without consultation and then abandoned the care of said dog to me. Excuse 1 - Doesn't get home from work until 7.30 and it's dark then. And th...
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One Tot, one Teen.. the Adventures of Family Life: It's been a while again
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One Tot, one Teen. the Adventures of Family Life. Wednesday, 19 August 2009. It's been a while again. I can't work out why I keep forgetting to blog. I just know that it gets to 11pm and I remember. But by then I have lost the ability to turn the TV over, let alone think up fun and interesting things to say. Even now I have nothing. Oh, maybe I do. We have a puppy (we had two, but my parents swooped in and stole one.) See the face of pure evil. She looks happy, no? To write again tomorrow night. Well I'm...
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One Tot, one Teen.. the Adventures of Family Life: July 2009
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One Tot, one Teen. the Adventures of Family Life. Wednesday, 8 July 2009. In 350 yards, at the roundabout, turn left". Oh, and we also realised why K had been able to get us tickets. We were basically seated in space. Take That were ants to us. 4 rows from the top of Wembley. Yeah, that scene. He is still insistant about his car theory. Did I mention this before? I have some sort of obsession with Michael Jackson - even though I didn't much care about him when he was alive - and his memorial service had ...
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One Tot, one Teen.. the Adventures of Family Life: April 2009
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One Tot, one Teen. the Adventures of Family Life. Wednesday, 29 April 2009. Q: How do you know when your toddler's nails need cutting? A: To confirm this, do a quick test. If, when your toddler scratches his nails on the kitchen table, it leaves claw marks. the scissors may need to be used. Q: Do you find that it is difficult to find one thing that will amuse both your toddler and teenager? Monday, 27 April 2009. Brandy works, right? G My dear, daft G. She has exams starting tomorrow. The pressur...K was...
