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Everything Rhymes with Me: September 2009
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Wednesday, September 30, 2009. In which I sink to my lowest point and mock the elderly. I guess I have your regular string of fears for a quasi-[ex]professional young person. I can lay claim to the obvious ones, fear of economic demise, creative failure, getting the cubicle version of bedsores and the like. But I have a unique cultural paranoia to throw into the mix, one which occurred to me last night as I attempted to do yoga (! I’m rather afraid of becoming a hippie. These y...
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Everything Rhymes with Me: January 2010
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Thursday, January 28, 2010. Now I’m not trying to be cute and Salinger-y by throwing around the curse words. I am just trying to get at, in a round about and too conversational way, the fact that Salinger’s works are very important to me. Not Cather in the Ry. Specifically, though I was overjoyed to hear a coworker mention the novel as the most pretension novel in their name-dropping arsenal. I am more enamored of Franny and Zooey. To don my hipster cap) and Nine Stories. When ...
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Everything Rhymes with Me: I'm a sensitive inner-person and I need a nap
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Thursday, May 27, 2010. I'm a sensitive inner-person and I need a nap. At the risk of sounding like a goodie-two-shoe (WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Alright, I should get ready for work. I hope that this proclamation to write before work doesn’t just lead to many entries on my sleeping habits. Those are bound to be worse than the many entries on my much-debated showering habits. Panic in the disco. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A forum for my utterly groundless nostalgia. Im sure ...
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Everything Rhymes with Me: November 2009
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Monday, November 23, 2009. Tales from the Cryptic. I'm ashamed to post two short entries in a row, but I'm a busy lady and blog posts are time consuming. (Or, at the very least, I pretend to be a busy lady and pretending to be too busy to blog is an important part of the illusion.). I didn't have a coat closet but I had a 20, a new car, and (apparently) a Bud Light. I had just landed the job that I quit two months ago. Labels: hyperbole for cheap dramatic effect. In a way, the ...
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Everything Rhymes with Me: August 2009
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Saturday, August 22, 2009. Vic, of Vic's Market. I got out of work a couple of hours early today and so I am doing what any reasonable person would do. I am making brownies and thinking about food in a pensive way. Mountain Mikes pizza buffet. Monday, August 17, 2009. Though he has assured me otherwise, I still worry about myself as a consumer. People might think that I am trying to be "fancy" a lifelong fear of mine. Wednesday, August 12, 2009. Para example: last weekend I was...
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Everything Rhymes with Me: October 2009
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Friday, October 23, 2009. Tailgating is the same as shoving. Here’s an odd compellation of thoughts for today. The first is a compellation within a compellation: a combo of my classic sexism and passive aggressive driver’s rage. This week I have been driving over each morning to feed a dog that my beau and I are monitoring, and I mention this only as an excuse to say that I have been cooking a special meal of fried beef hearts daily for this dog-faced dog. At home I was tempted...
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Everything Rhymes with Me: In which I list the names of the drug stores that I visited
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Tuesday, June 1, 2010. In which I list the names of the drug stores that I visited. I’ll warn you right now; this is going to be a boring one. It’s going to be one of those warbling, pointless entries where I talk about my favorite boring things, like shampoo brands and deodorant scents. I’m a creepily domestic person and I know it well. As it turns out, both my husband’s deodorant and my conditioner are being phased out. Phased out! June 1, 2010 at 10:15 PM. Lists are easier t...
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Everything Rhymes with Me: Breaking cleanly from the starting gate
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Thursday, June 3, 2010. Breaking cleanly from the starting gate. Boring novels that I choose to read. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A forum for my utterly groundless nostalgia. View my complete profile. Things of Frequent Concern:. Boring novels that I choose to read. Hyperbole for cheap dramatic effect. Lists are easier than paragraphs. Dialogue with myself in quotation marks. People selling me things that I dont want. Mountain Mikes pizza buffet. Panic in the disco.
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Everything Rhymes with Me: Neck braces!
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Tuesday, June 8, 2010. But then again, I’ve never been much for team spirit and all that. Mainly I was always into jaded female warriors fighting the forces of evil. These two facts are probably related. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A forum for my utterly groundless nostalgia. View my complete profile. Things of Frequent Concern:. Boring novels that I choose to read. Hyperbole for cheap dramatic effect. Lists are easier than paragraphs. Mountain Mikes pizza buffet.
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Everything Rhymes with Me: December 2009
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Everything Rhymes with Me. Tuesday, December 22, 2009. The new and, I imagine, not particularly interesting topic is film trailers and more specifically, my overly emotional reaction to them. In order to justify the seeming left-fieldness of the topic I will begin with a small story about my day that ends with me getting teary over a YouTube clip and dribbling snot all over my brand new laptop (! Sometimes I get a little emotional. Labels: hyperbole for cheap dramatic effect. Thursday, December 17, 2009.