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Adjust Yourself: McCain Camp Links Obama To Controversial 1920's Terrorist Count Orlok
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Tuesday, October 14, 2008. McCain Camp Links Obama To Controversial 1920's Terrorist Count Orlok. Palin: Obama Wants To Kill You And Eat Your Children. Who is the real Barack Obama? Why won't he talk about his past? And why do you think it is that Obama keeps insistin' on the presidential debates only takin' place at night? Added Palin. "Could it be that he would dematerialize in the sunlight? We just don't know. Are mirrors able to capture his reflection? There...
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Adjust Yourself: Confused Elderly Man Wanders Onto Stage During Political Event
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Wednesday, October 8, 2008. Confused Elderly Man Wanders Onto Stage During Political Event. Rambles On About Teddy Roosevelt, Warns Onlookers To Fear Black Man. Nashville, TN -. With bystanders growing increasingly restless, some openly declaring they were worried about the security of themselves and their families, the elderly man issued a final crazed proclamation that he would soon become President of the United States of America. His family members were ulti...
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Adjust Yourself: October 2008
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Wednesday, October 29, 2008. Obama To Project Face Onto Moon On Election Night. Houston, TX -. Following Wednesday night's 30-minute primetime broadcast on several major networks, the Obama camp announced it will kick things up a notch and use the remaining portion of it's record $600 million campaign funds to project the Democratic candidate's face onto the moon as a final political advertisement. Tuesday, October 21, 2008. Joe The Plumber' To Wed Madonna.
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Adjust Yourself: Obama To Project Face Onto Moon On Election Night
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Wednesday, October 29, 2008. Obama To Project Face Onto Moon On Election Night. Houston, TX -. Following Wednesday night's 30-minute primetime broadcast on several major networks, the Obama camp announced it will kick things up a notch and use the remaining portion of it's record $600 million campaign funds to project the Democratic candidate's face onto the moon as a final political advertisement. Keep up the good work. October 31, 2008 at 7:24 PM. Obama To Pro...
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Adjust Yourself: Palin: We'll Get 'Em Next Year
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Wednesday, November 5, 2008. Palin: We'll Get 'Em Next Year. Promises Fans 'Team McCain' Will Win It All In 2009. Wasilla, AK -. In the wake of her team's sound defeat at the hands of arch-rivals Obama/Biden, Gov. Sarah Palin vowed in her hometown of Wasilla that 'Team McCain' would regroup and make another run for the title in 2009. Palin also blamed the media for playing favoritism toward the bigger market team. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Brooding Cyn...
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Adjust Yourself: June 2008
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Sunday, June 1, 2008. Delegates Schmelegates,' Says Clinton. Hillary Cites 'Myriad Scenarios" In Which She Could Prevail, Despite Mathematical Impossibility. San Juan, Puerto Rico -. Clinton shrieked at a campaign rally in San Juan shortly before the polls closed Sunday. "I don't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut what the numbers say, I'm going to be the next President of the United States! Convicted felons are another voting demographic that Barack Obama si...
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Adjust Yourself: McCain, Palin decry "got your nose" journalism
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Wednesday, October 1, 2008. McCain, Palin decry "got your nose" journalism. Republican Presidential candidate John McCain joined his running mate Sarah Palin at a press conference today, chiding the media for the "got your nose" journalism tactics he alleges Palin has been subjected to lately. Following a devastating series of interviews. The incident in question occurred when Palin was unable to specify for Williams how many stripes were on the American flag.
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Adjust Yourself: March 2008
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Monday, March 24, 2008. McCain Plays AARP Card. After controversial Ferraro, Rev. Wright statements on race, McCain brings age issue to forefront. McCain, who will be 72 at the time of the November election, is seeking to become the oldest first-term president ever elected, besting Ronald Reagan's statesmanly 69. While racism and sexism are now taboo in this country, it remains completely acceptable for late night comedians to spew ageist hate speech proclaiming...
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Adjust Yourself: McCain Purchases Mavericks NBA Franchise
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Friday, October 3, 2008. McCain Purchases Mavericks NBA Franchise. Republican Candidate Concerned Incessant Self Reference As Maverick Not Enough. Dallas, TX -. The McCain campaign confirmed Friday that John McCain has successfully negotiated the purchase of the Dallas Mavericks basketball team from billionare. Dancing With the Stars. Asked if she thought the maverick move to purchase the Mavericks would provide the McCain campaign with a boost, Palin winked and...
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Adjust Yourself: September 2008
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Satire I Concoct When I Should Be Working. Tuesday, September 30, 2008. McCain Suspends Campaign Until Passage Of Gallstone. Amidst slumping poll numbers,the failed political stunt of threatening to back out of last Friday's debate, and the painful realization that his running mate is the intellectual equivalent of a box of hammers, John McCain has again shaken up the race with what his aides claim will be a "game changer.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe Here powered by FeedBlitz.
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