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Signals Of Fury: SRC 074: App (2013)

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Friday, June 26, 2015. SRC 074: App (2013). When your cell phone thriller turns out to be as exciting as reading your cell carrier's early termination contract, you know you've butt dialed your way into the Restroom. Deals with a young Dutch woman ( Hannah Hoekstra. Who discovers a mysterious Siri-like assistant installed on her cell phone that begins to wreak havoc in her personal life by killing those around her via psychotic AI styled hi jinks. And Amazon Instant Video. Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema.

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Signals Of Fury: SRC 076: Preservation (2014)

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Friday, July 10, 2015. SRC 076: Preservation (2014). When your hunting thriller turns out to be yet another connect-the-dots variation on THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME, you know you've bear trapped your way into the Restroom. Deals with three idiots who embark on a hunting trip (in a preservation, no less! Only to encounter a group of masked killers who spend the majority of the running time hunting them down one by one. This DELIVERANCE mess is available for streaming on Netflix. And Amazon Instant Video.

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Signals Of Fury: June 2015

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Friday, June 26, 2015. SRC 074: App (2013). When your cell phone thriller turns out to be as exciting as reading your cell carriers early termination contract, you know youve butt dialed your way into the Restroom. Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. Friday, June 19, 2015. SRC 073: Mr. Jones (2013). When your low budget POV horror film looks like it was edited by someone on a bad LSD trip, you know youve hallucinated your way into the Restroom. Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. Friday, June 12, 2015.

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Signals Of Fury: SRC 070: Avengers Grimm (2015)

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Friday, May 22, 2015. SRC 070: Avengers Grimm (2015). When your lame superhero flick cribs plot points from other similar fare and features a metallic Hulk, you know you've Avengers assembled your way into the Restroom. Deals with a group of fairy tale princesses (Cinderella and Rapunzel among them) who travel to modern day Earth via a magic mirror in an effort to stop Rumpelstiltskin ( Casper Van Dien. From taking over the world with his army of zombies. From the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

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Signals Of Fury: SRC 077: Aberration (1997)

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Friday, July 17, 2015. SRC 077: Aberration (1997). When your low budget creature feature comes off more like an extended episode of the Muppets than it does anything remotely scary or suspenseful, you know you've scurried your way into the Restroom. Deals with a woman on the run ( Pamela Gidley. Who must fend off an assortment of mutated lizard puppets while trapped in a remote cabin during a snowstorm. She also must fend off the lame advances of a local field researcher ( Simon Bossell.

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Signals Of Fury: February 2015

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Wednesday, February 25, 2015. SRC 063: Sector 4: Extraction (2014). When youre military action film is so cheap it needs to hide all the bland action in scenes so under lit youd swear you were going blind, you know youve brailled your way into the Restroom. Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. Wednesday, February 18, 2015. SRC 062: Wrong Side Of Town (2010). Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. Thursday, February 12, 2015. SRC 061: Elfie Hopkins: Cannibal Hunter (2012). Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. 2016 Signals...

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Signals Of Fury: April 2015

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Wednesday, April 29, 2015. SRC 067: Killer Mermaid (2014). When your killer mermaid ends up killing less people than her fisherman caretaker, you know youve sirened your way into the Restroom. Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. Wednesday, April 1, 2015. SRC 066: Alice In Murderland (2010). When your low budget slasher flick actually makes less sense than the source material its based upon, you know youve rabbit holed your way into the Restroom. Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Signals Of Fury: January 2015

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Wednesday, January 28, 2015. SRC 059: Elf Bowling The Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007). When youd rather be watching a round of midget tossing instead of a half baked animated turd with racist overtones and a pirate Jewish American Indian Santa Claus, you know youve Kringled your way into the Restroom. Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. Wednesday, January 21, 2015. SRC 058: Mercenaries (2014). Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). SRC 058: Mercenaries (2014).

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Signals Of Fury: August 2015

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Friday, August 28, 2015. SRC 081: Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015). When your zombie video game adaption only inspires you to turn off the film and go play the game instead, you know youve button mashed your way into the Restroom. Labels: Soiled Restroom Cinema. Friday, August 21, 2015. SRC 080: Mega Shark vs. Kolossus (2015). When your CGI creature battle film consists of a leftover SHARKNADO shark and an IRON GIANT whos missing his outer skin, you know youve cheaply rendered your way into the Restroom.