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Simon Says: Stuffed Turkey or Istanbulshit?
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Feed the Goat and he will blog. Wednesday, 21 August 2013. Stuffed Turkey or Istanbulshit? The mighty (or not so mighty) Arsenal are currently crossing swords with Fenerbahce of Turkey. Lots has been made of the club's lack of expenditure. Do we have any money? Is the manager senile? Questions like these will be plaguing many a Gooner. The escape takes the form of 3 vital steps:. 1) Navigate past Fenerbahce into the cashcow of the greed-ridden Champions League. Wednesday, August 21, 2013.
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Simon Says: Özil, the North and the Grim Reaper.
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Feed the Goat and he will blog. Monday, 9 September 2013. Özil, the North and the Grim Reaper. Quite a lot has happened in the last week. It all began on Monday with a trip to Leeds to spend a few days with my sister Ruth. We travelled down on Transfer Deadline Day - a day normally associated with Arsenal fans up and down the country attaching nooses to wooden beams and preparing for the worst. The Samaritans clearly got in touch with Arsene Wenger. It had a medieval house. Monday, September 09, 2013.
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Simon Says: They're baaaack...
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Feed the Goat and he will blog. Tuesday, 24 September 2013. Everywhere: in the streets, in the shops, on the grass. Literally sprawled on the ground or standing stationary looking around themselves with the airy demeanour of a bunch of primates. Obviously not all students fall into this retarded hedonism, but the majority do. Basic good behaviour doesn't cost anything. Perhaps that's why they find it so repellent. Tuesday, September 24, 2013. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Simon Says: Compulsive Viewing
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Feed the Goat and he will blog. Monday, 12 August 2013. Saturday night I joined Mr. Kitson and Watkins for what I thought would be Sheppy's and dinner at Kitson's residence (not for much longer). Shortly after I arrived Watkins abducted us (think alien abduction, not janitor/schoolchild) and whisked us away to his house in the country. Châteaux Watkins is a bit like Narnia - there are always BBQs and its never Christmas. OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) Camp had its share of unhealthy obsession, but i...
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Simon Says: The Rules of the Game.
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Feed the Goat and he will blog. Monday, 30 September 2013. The Rules of the Game. For those of you hoping to glean invaluable tips from a seasoned Pick-up Artist stop reading now. I am no Casanova and this is not a Shagger's Guide. By game of course I mean football - the beautiful game. Billy Bremner and Don Revie find out Bath City have a virtual bye against Dover and Arsenal are playing Crystal Palace that afternoon. A rumour yet to be substantiated is that the delay in the CIA finding and killing Bin ...
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Simon Says: What Really Grinds My Gears
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Feed the Goat and he will blog. Saturday, 10 August 2013. What Really Grinds My Gears. Arsenal's mental handicap that renders them unable to spend money? No What really grinds my gears is cyclists. There are so many of the bastards on the streets of Bath right now that the City looks more like this. Being a pacifist I calmly laughed mockingly at his claim that I needed to fornicate myself. No fuck you its a "Cycle Bridge". The pavement? No fuck you its a "Cycle Path". What next? Saturday, August 10, 2013.
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Simon Says: Well hidey hi!
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Feed the Goat and he will blog. Wednesday, 4 December 2013. Lethargic" they said. "Lazy" they called him. "Blog-shy" - the list is endless. But. You read 'Simon Says' dear viewers at a festive time of year. I'm sure it is the same with you: Christmas lights, cheerful shoppers, and goodwill aplenty. Cheerful and goodwill would be pushing it fine on a fiery, cluttered afternoon in the Bath Xmas Market. Looks all cosy and seasonally appropriate doesn't it? Wednesday, December 04, 2013.