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Yucking it up With Norfleet | Schlock Festival
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I urge you to look at bad films, they are so often sublime. – Ado Kyrou. Yucking it up With Norfleet. When Norfleet stopped by with his newly penned review for the blog in his hand, I figured I’d have him sit down for a quick Q and A, so that you the reading audience could take a look behind the curtain- all part of the new direction. You just recently came back from a sojourn did you not? I did in fact! And upon your return to civilization you sit down with me and watch a serious marathon of schlock.
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Dr. Chopper (2005) | Schlock Festival
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I urge you to look at bad films, they are so often sublime. – Ado Kyrou. A man at war. Dr Chopper, left to his own devices in the dark of the wilderness on the shores of a lake that may not truly exist he succumbs to the savagery within his own dark heart. I mean is it just me, or was the writer painting with broad strokes his own version of Kurtz from Conrad’s Heart of Darkness to create this protagonist? A once good doctor embracing the darkness in his own heart. A broken man, and reluctant hero. Dr Ch...
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Matt Spence | Schlock Festival
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I urge you to look at bad films, they are so often sublime. – Ado Kyrou. Yucking it up With Norfleet. When Norfleet stopped by with his newly penned review for the blog in his hand, I figured I’d have him sit down for a quick Q and A, so that you the reading audience could take a look behind the curtain- all part of the new direction. You just recently came back from a sojourn did you not? I did in fact! And upon your return to civilization you sit down with me and watch a serious marathon of schlock.
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Vesten Pilsbreeg | Who The Hell is Vesten Pilsbreeg?
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Who The Hell is Vesten Pilsbreeg? 8230; because the world needs another blog. Http:/ theprogressinomicon.wordpress.com. Posts by Vesten Pilsbreeg:. June 28, 2008. Roly Poly Fish Head. May 2, 2008. Check Out These Nuts. March 19, 2008. Yes, Even More Flowers. March 19, 2008. Love Knows No Bounds… Or Decorum. January 8, 2008. Everything’s Blue In This World. January 5, 2008. View of a Lake in the Middle of the City 1. January 5, 2008. Older Posts ». Roly Poly Fish Head. Check Out These Nuts.
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Shillelagh of Wisdom | Schlock Festival
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I urge you to look at bad films, they are so often sublime. – Ado Kyrou. I set out to create something new, not rehash what is already available on countless other blogs and websites, yet when I look back at the posts thus far- there is nothing original to be had. There is no life to this blog which does the films, and myself as a writer a great disservice. Somehow I am failing myself first, the films second, and on a tertiary level- you the reader. It was filed under Uncategorized. You are commenting us...
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Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006) | Schlock Festival
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I urge you to look at bad films, they are so often sublime. – Ado Kyrou. Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006). Night Of The Living Dead 3D. The kitschy gimmick went down like a zombie after a head shot, so what of the script? Barb fends off her zombified mother. Sid Haig as Gerald Tovar, Jr. Tom and Judy shortly before Zombie Coitus Interruptus. Gerald Tover, Jr. and his trusty shovel save the day. Shovels kill zombies dead. My Favorite Schlock Moments:. Turns out Gerald Tovar, Sr. likes fire. Oh, I saved ...
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Coming Soon! | Schlock Festival
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I urge you to look at bad films, they are so often sublime. – Ado Kyrou. The schlock festival will continue, I was simply and significantly impaired by a case of food poisoning this past week, which left me with little energy to do anything. Reviews that I am currently working on and hope to have posted by 08/01/2010 are:. From 1975, a personal favorite as transcendent schlock rarely gets better (or is it worse? Night of the Living Dead 3D. This entry was posted on July 30, 2010 by Matt Spence. You are c...
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Dark Rising (2009) | Schlock Festival
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I urge you to look at bad films, they are so often sublime. – Ado Kyrou. An auspicious beginning indeed! Now allow me to introduce the cast and main characters of this wonderful piece of schlock:. Jason, our hero ladies and gentleman- his friends call him J. Plays our heroine- mystery girl/Princess Summer Vale. A pro-wrestler, plays Ricky, best friend to our hero and a 1-900 number photographer. Plays Renee a witch magically connected to our heroine. New Age Lesbian Witch and Jasmine's girlfriend. Jason ...