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Hugwhore: Aww, 'Kward' Is Such A Lubberly Turtle.
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Aww, 'Kward' Is Such A Lubberly Turtle. His name is Kward. So if you find him cute you can say 'Awww, Kward'. If not, he's just Kward. Are you one of those people that experiences an awkward social situation on a near-daily basis? Damn, this is awkward. Well, I am a very socially awkward person and like the turtle's expression above would describe; it's not fun. If you're reading this thinking you've had some bad examples, think again. EW' Thanks, Miss Palmer. PS Don't you just hate it when you say goodb...
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Hugwhore: If Stormtroopers Can Love, Then So Can You. ♥
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If Stormtroopers Can Love, Then So Can You. ♥. I had started writing a blog on how Superheroes have sex and the various epic events that happen, but then it dawned on me that it was Valentine's Day. So that's on hold. I do utterly adore Valentine's day. Sure, it may be commercial, it may have been created by Hallmark; but what honestly is the problem with that? DO SOMETHING SPECIAL GODDAMNIT! Live long, and Happy Valentine's Day! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. In Pursuit of...
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Hugwhore: At The End Of The Day; It's A Cliché.
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At The End Of The Day; It's A Cliché. I'm going to talk to you today about the trouble with clichés. There are many, and although they are hard to identify; I do believe I have come up with an appropriate definition. Clichés - A phrase which upon hearing makes a normal and sane person groan with despair on the inside. This of course means that everyone has a different perception of what can be called a cliché; however I am going to list a couple of my 'favourites' (if they can be called that). Taps wrist...
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Hugwhore: November 2009
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When Life Sucks, Play Videogames. (:. Everyone gets depressed. If you have never been depressed then you are one lucky fucker. After a weekend filled almost entirely of downs; I find only one source of solace. Fiction. There is nothing better at taking your mind of the stresses of reality like going into a fantasy land and live a life from a new perspective. Think about it; oh no, my boyfriend just dumped me, ah well, I'm having WAYYYY too much fun in Narnia to give a crap. My goldfish died? The storylin...
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Hugwhore: December 2009
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Albert Einstein Must Have Had Lot's Of Phone Sex; On Account Of His Hearing Aids. It may not be clear from the title, but this is a spoiler-ridden review of a children's animation film entitled 'The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars'. When I started watching it, my first thoughts were 'WHAT THE FUCK? My second thoughts were 'WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? And my third thoughts were 'Oh, I get it.'. Obviously, not the usual thing I would watch, but it was suggested to me by the EVER SO COOL AND AMAZING. Soon, we f...
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Hugwhore: February 2010
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They See Me Trollin', They Hatin'. This blog may be filled with hypocrosy in places and if so; I apologise greatly. Now, I am a big Facebooker, I say that.I use it to post this, come up with little aphorisms as statuses and keep up with a few close friends. Every now and then, I'll add someone that seems interesting. This is a list of things that irritate the HELL out of me on Facebook:. I don't care. You're watching that Teenage show with the Teenage music? I HONESTLY DO NOT CARE. If you want someone wh...
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Hugwhore: They See Me Trollin', They Hatin'
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They See Me Trollin', They Hatin'. This blog may be filled with hypocrosy in places and if so; I apologise greatly. Now, I am a big Facebooker, I say that.I use it to post this, come up with little aphorisms as statuses and keep up with a few close friends. Every now and then, I'll add someone that seems interesting. This is a list of things that irritate the HELL out of me on Facebook:. I don't care. You're watching that Teenage show with the Teenage music? I HONESTLY DO NOT CARE. If you want someone wh...
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Hugwhore: April 2010
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I'd Thought Of A Funny Title, But It Was Too Poor A Joke. If I were a rich man (fala lala lala la), I'd have all the money in the world as the ridiculously impossible musically jaunty saying goes. So, what to do with all that money? Believe me, I have a good few thoughts. Think of this as a MUST DO list for the still-alive-inside wealthy. Well, you know how some famous people don't wear the same clothes twice? Buy as many musical equipment as you can. Find somewhere high and unexpected (maybe the roo...
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Hugwhore: I'd Thought Of A Funny Title, But It Was Too Poor A Joke.
http://hugwhore-kaney.blogspot.com/2010/04/id-thought-of-funny-title-but-it-was.html
I'd Thought Of A Funny Title, But It Was Too Poor A Joke. If I were a rich man (fala lala lala la), I'd have all the money in the world as the ridiculously impossible musically jaunty saying goes. So, what to do with all that money? Believe me, I have a good few thoughts. Think of this as a MUST DO list for the still-alive-inside wealthy. Well, you know how some famous people don't wear the same clothes twice? Buy as many musical equipment as you can. Find somewhere high and unexpected (maybe the roo...
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Hugwhore: Albert Einstein Must Have Had Lot's Of Phone Sex; On Account Of His Hearing Aids.
http://hugwhore-kaney.blogspot.com/2009/12/albert-einstein-must-have-had-lots-of.html
Albert Einstein Must Have Had Lot's Of Phone Sex; On Account Of His Hearing Aids. It may not be clear from the title, but this is a spoiler-ridden review of a children's animation film entitled 'The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars'. When I started watching it, my first thoughts were 'WHAT THE FUCK? My second thoughts were 'WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? And my third thoughts were 'Oh, I get it.'. Obviously, not the usual thing I would watch, but it was suggested to me by the EVER SO COOL AND AMAZING. Soon, we f...
