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The Fouls Tribune: Gig Review
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Friday, December 18, 2009. Joe Gideon (of Joe Gideon and the Shark. Stood on the stage and looked out at the audience, grinning his guilty grin and apparently feeling no pressure to use this time to tune his guitars. We stood near the front of the crowd and looked back at him. At length my thoughts turned to Stephen Fry. Most probably he has been offered an OBE or knighthood, I thought. Why has he turned it down? A reign of fruity epi...
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The Fouls Tribune: August 2010
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Saturday, August 21, 2010. The least trustworthy of animals. The animal least worthy of trust is the centaur. With its soft, downy fur and playful sense of irony it pretends mammalianism but, like the insect, its limbs are six. The internet has noticed:. Re: Mommy, where do Centaurs come from? 08-28-2009, 09:00 AM. And whose antennae have developed to double as ears. 08-28-2009, 08:21 PM. In a modern horse, the tail does contain some ...
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The Fouls Tribune: The least trustworthy of animals
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Saturday, August 21, 2010. The least trustworthy of animals. The animal least worthy of trust is the centaur. With its soft, downy fur and playful sense of irony it pretends mammalianism but, like the insect, its limbs are six. The internet has noticed:. Re: Mommy, where do Centaurs come from? 08-28-2009, 09:00 AM. And whose antennae have developed to double as ears. 08-28-2009, 08:21 PM. In a modern horse, the tail does contain some ...
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The Fouls Tribune: December 2010
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Monday, December 13, 2010. Don't piss in the kettle. Since last posting here, I have become a full time dissident. There was also a stall selling the Socialist Worker. My friends and I have long taken issue with the Socialist Worker's "F* K FEES" slogan. You should have courage in your expletives," my friend told one of the people running the stall. There are two things that it is worth saying about this. One, most of us had not h...
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The Fouls Tribune: November 2009
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Friday, November 27, 2009. I am Red Superman. Months ago, I remarked that so determined was I to keep this blog going I would publish any old crap. I wrote, "Probably, I'll soon be publishing all of my emails off Amazon and that sort of thing.". Well, here it goes. Lacan, Marx, cast-iron dumbbells. Amazon thinks of me as a sort of soviet athlete. A specimen of physical and ideological perfection. We start with footage from Jeeves and ...
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The Fouls Tribune: Don't piss in the kettle
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Monday, December 13, 2010. Don't piss in the kettle. Since last posting here, I have become a full time dissident. There was also a stall selling the Socialist Worker. My friends and I have long taken issue with the Socialist Worker's "F* K FEES" slogan. You should have courage in your expletives," my friend told one of the people running the stall. There are two things that it is worth saying about this. One, most of us had not h...
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The Fouls Tribune: Election Prediction
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Monday, February 22, 2010. Brown will get extradited to China over this bullying shit. Cameron will bottle it and get caught trying to flee wearing a false moustache and carrying an old suitcase full of ladies' underwear. In the end no one votes for him and he'll skulk off out to sea grumbling. At this point Brown will return having grown a big horrible beard because he's been tortured. He's just in time to stop the nuclear bomb!
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The Fouls Tribune: Peer to Peer
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Saturday, July 10, 2010. Here is an idea for a new television programme. Two young men (with iPhones) compete to see who can ascend to the higher rank of peerage in a year. They are set challenges: promoting organic chicken against the clock, redecorating a house against the clock, getting youngsters to try tripe against the clock, delivering thirty pizzas. Joss says, "I'm really stoked about this year. What do I want out of it? The t...
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The Fouls Tribune: October 2010
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Wednesday, October 06, 2010. I have been thinking long and hard about how to optimise passive solidarity with striking tube workers. All week in fact. Is it more solidarious to make a big deal of the pain the associated disruption caused you or is it more solidarious to take it in your stride? I have devised an equation for constructing strike-sympathetic comments to provide to newspapers:. What is their fucking game? Wizard People De...
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The Fouls Tribune: Avatarpagitica
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Part of the problem is not having any breakfast. Follow me on Twitter. Thursday, February 25, 2010. In Woody Allen's Stardust Memories. It is with this idea in mind that were I making a film about a black child in the American state of Georgia in the 1970s and I wished to have a television in a scene, I would be wary about having the television play Rumpole of the Bailey. Despite the fact that I know that Reginald D Hunter. Who is a black man raised in Georgia, watched Rumpole of the Bailey. So while the...