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The Shorter Schroeder: Crazies in Colorado Springs
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Monday, November 10, 2008. Crazies in Colorado Springs. Oh….Everyone. Ok so the real reason I watch (lust? Lauren concluded that Phantom Driver had better have been more pregnant than Preggers the She-Thug was, or else her butt should have been pushin’ instead of sittin’. The turn-light changed to green before we could witness Act III, but, as it turned out, we were in store for yet another play. Know who it was? F he hea...
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The Shorter Schroeder: ...And then there were three
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Tuesday, October 25, 2011. And then there were three. Wednesday, September 14, 2011. Me: So I think my water just broke. Aaron: What do you mean YOU THINK? Me: Well I’m pretty sure. But not positive, my water has never broken before. I think I should wait an hour before calling the clinic, just to see. Me:(debating about what to do next call the clinic, or respond to Aaron, or wait an hour like I had irrationally planned).
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The Shorter Schroeder: November 2008
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Monday, November 10, 2008. Crazies in Colorado Springs. Oh….Everyone. Ok so the real reason I watch (lust? Lauren concluded that Phantom Driver had better have been more pregnant than Preggers the She-Thug was, or else her butt should have been pushin’ instead of sittin’. The turn-light changed to green before we could witness Act III, but, as it turned out, we were in store for yet another play. Know who it was? F he hea...
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The Shorter Schroeder: Mothers=Schizophrenics
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Friday, June 29, 2012. Thump…Thump…Thump…Thump. It’s a quarter to midnight on a Thursday night, and Baby G is on night number three. I expect him to peter out somewhere between midnight and 1 am, at which point he will start with those warning stutters of a pending full-on wail as a request to be ‘topped off’ as I say. I’m not complaining. Once we figured out the Eczema issues, and pinpointed the solutions, his sleep sche...
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The Shorter Schroeder: Blessings: A Giving Thing
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Tuesday, February 19, 2013. Blessings: A Giving Thing. Well, the time of year has come where action is required. Its time to go through the house, room by room, and sort the junk from the treasures, the keeps from the donations, the sellables from the trashables. Those of you that live with slightly more generous square footage refer to this event as "Spring Cleaning". Each and every first, each and every memory, experien...
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The Shorter Schroeder: October 2008
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Friday, October 24, 2008. Don't Don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me. Don't Don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me. It's much too late to find. You think you've changed your mindYou'd better change it back or we will both be sorry. Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me ohh. Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me ohh.
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The Shorter Schroeder: December 2008
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Saturday, December 13, 2008. My Firstborn Shall Be Named Dyson. 80’s Quiz Time: The following song sums up my feelings about Dyson, what is the title and who sang it? Hint: Will Smith produced a version of this song with his son in the late 90’s. If he can dedicate this love song to his son, I don’t see why I can’t dedicate it to my vacuum. Any opposed? I see the crystal raindrops fall. And see the beauty of it all. Life,...
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The Shorter Schroeder: Life, As We Knew It
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Tuesday, August 23, 2011. Life, As We Knew It. Hi, my name is Amber and I’m a. Workaholic. Ok, ok, ok not reeeeeally. But, the last few months have taught me how very much I actually enjoy. Having, no make that, desire. No, that’s not covering it either, lets go with physically, emotionally, and mentally. Now, where should I begin my c. I must be regressing, because this is my. Why yes, yes I am. Ok, no big deal right?
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The Shorter Schroeder: October 2011
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Tuesday, October 25, 2011. And then there were three. Wednesday, September 14, 2011. Me: So I think my water just broke. Aaron: What do you mean YOU THINK? Me: Well I’m pretty sure. But not positive, my water has never broken before. I think I should wait an hour before calling the clinic, just to see. Me:(debating about what to do next call the clinic, or respond to Aaron, or wait an hour like I had irrationally planned).
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The Shorter Schroeder: Unexpected...to us...
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Life is too short to take too seriously. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :. Tuesday, August 23, 2011. I laugh as he stares at me with all the stoic seriousness he’s rather infamous for, but this is even a new level of stoic for Aaron. Like, I’m actually scared. When Aaron Schroeder tells you to take a pregnancy test, and to do it now, that’s exactly what you do. Period. There is no way you are pregnant! The test is ready, and I look. Very, very, very faded double line. I dive for the inst...It sa...
