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LustMongers | A Blog About Sex, Pop Culture and Other Confusing Things: October 2010
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How Do I Work This? Planet of the MILFs. Sex in the Workplace. We Like to Watch. Follow me on Twitter. Guest Post: Treasure Down Under. The parade of awesome female guest bloggers continues. This week, it's the scintillating and verbally dextrous Zia. Who turned down my every request that she use my face as her personal sofa, but did. Offer up the following post. After reading it, I want her even more. When you think about all the things we name, you start to wonder: why do we do it? 8212;a name thatR...
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Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself | New Year's Date Countdown
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New Year's Date Countdown. Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself. November 18, 2010 @ 9:30 am. 183; { Tips and Advice. Dating not dating itself. At which point, I went back and tweaked the rules a bit and waited for another subject to test them on. Zia Zitella’s Online Dating Rules and Guidelines for Men. 1) Actually READ the profile that is attached to the picture that caught your attention. 2) After taking a whooping three minutes to read her profile, decide if you’d like to contact her. A wink/...
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The Sequel | New Year's Date Countdown
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New Year's Date Countdown. July 25, 2011 @ 10:08 am. 183; { Collection of Dumbasses. I am going to take a little side step from the Gameless Joe Jackson saga. I’ve been updating you on because this recent occurence is just too good not to share. A few weeks ago I received an email on match.com. It’s entire contents was just the word “hello.” Anyone who has been following my blog for a little while can tell you how this irks. Yes Yes I do remember you, Mr. Fig Newton! I can’t believe a sexy. Girl like you...
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Careful What You Wish For | New Year's Date Countdown
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New Year's Date Countdown. Careful What You Wish For. November 12, 2010 @ 3:36 pm. 183; { Collection of Dumbasses. When I mentioned I was looking for pizzazz, karma had a funny way of saying, “here you go.”. A couple of weeks ago I was contacted by a guy on match.com. In his bio he openly mentioned that he was going bald, but what reeled me in was his body image description. He claimed, “I’m built like a crooked stick.” And no you pervs, he was not talking about his. Zia: “Okaaay. So every nine...Beginni...
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Mr. Fig Newton | New Year's Date Countdown
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New Year's Date Countdown. November 13, 2009 @ 10:47 am. 183; { The Bad Date Collection. The Bad Date Collection. Second date was fine, just a movie, some chatting, and a comment on the stop with the sexy shit. For our third date, I was driving up again. I didn’t mind because I had the day off and he didn’t. Well, the third date was the last date. Please, allow me to elaborate. He has a game room in his house. We played chessthree times, then dominoestwice, then he asked if I wanted to play pool....He wa...
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Oh, Sammy Boy. | New Year's Date Countdown
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New Year's Date Countdown. Oh, Sammy Boy. March 18, 2010 @ 6:28 pm. 183; { Collection of Dumbasses. As you all know, I headed out on a cyber quest for a wingwoman last week. And then, as luck would have it, I caught one wallop of a cold that has knocked me out for about a week now. Isn’t that just my luck, I put an ad online to meet people, and then get sick and can’t meet people? 5’9 (maybe a little taller on a good day). Funny (looks as well as personality) ;-). Looking forward to hearing from you.
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Get Your Flirt On (Part 1) | New Year's Date Countdown
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New Year's Date Countdown. Get Your Flirt On (Part 1). July 14, 2010 @ 4:37 am. 183; { Love in 90 Days Project. Love in 90 Days. As some of my fellow dating bloggers have mentioned before, they are not exactly flirting wizards. I never considered myself much of one either. I felt the flirt component was missing from my DNA make-up. When I got to the section in Love in 90 Days. That talks about flirting, I was flabbergasted to find out that I did half of the sixteen moves Dr. D put on her list! Look-a-lik...
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More Bug Wine, Please | New Year's Date Countdown
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New Year's Date Countdown. More Bug Wine, Please. June 14, 2010 @ 8:00 am. 183; { Love in 90 Days Project. Even though the date with Private Dick. Didn’t go swimmingly, I still had two others to tackle last week. Now, neither of my two remaining dates possessed immediate jump-my-bones quality, they are both in their late thirties, laid back, and seemed genuine. Probably two of the most normal guys I’ve met in a while, which made the code naming rather challenging, but I finally got it. Deadly dating patt...
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Top 5 Lines of 2011 | New Year's Date Countdown
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New Year's Date Countdown. Top 5 Lines of 2011. December 23, 2011 @ 9:16 am. 183; { Uncategorized. As the year is coming to a close, I took a few moments to relive some of the best lines I’ve heard this year. I’m sure everyone has their favorites, but these are what did it for me. Coming it at #5 is from everyone’s favorite spider-fearing dater, Mr. Fig Newton. He found me again on match.com after two years. And tried to rekindle what was never there. I politely turned him down and he responded with:.
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Leaving it to Fate | New Year's Date Countdown
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New Year's Date Countdown. Leaving it to Fate. January 9, 2012 @ 8:49 am. 183; { Uncategorized. I celebrated the New Year with good friends at a small family owned bar. They treated patrons to a champagne toast every hour until our time zone reached midnight. My wingwoman, Half-pint. It up from time to time. I thought giving myself and blog a proper send-off was in order, so I compiled a “The Best of Zia” list to keep you entertained in my dating absence. Zia in a guest appearance: Treasure Down Under.
