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How To Shower When You Have A Toddler (In 28 Easy Steps! April 9, 2015. 1 Separate small human from her current mess-making project. Comfort small human, who is now utterly despondent because obviously you’re the meanest mom ever and you’re ruining her life. 2 Carry small human into bathroom. Wedge door shut. Put trash can in sink so that small human cannot fling things out of it. 3 Lock the toilet. Always lock the toilet. 6 Get in shower. Aahhhhh. 10 Comfort your small human, who is now utterly desponde...

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How To Shower When You Have A Toddler (In 28 Easy Steps! April 9, 2015. 1 Separate small human from her current mess-making project. Comfort small human, who is now utterly despondent because obviously you’re the meanest mom ever and you’re ruining her life. 2 Carry small human into bathroom. Wedge door shut. Put trash can in sink so that small human cannot fling things out of it. 3 Lock the toilet. Always lock the toilet. 6 Get in shower. Aahhhhh. 10 Comfort your small human, who is now utterly desponde...

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An Open Letter to The Lady Who Called The Cops Because She Didn’t Like My Toddler’s Outfit | The Snarky Mama

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An Open Letter to The Lady Who Called The Cops Because She Didn’t Like My Toddler’s Outfit. March 4, 2015. You might not think it, but I know who you were. You were the uppity lady in pink who gave me the once-over as I exited the store with a full cart of groceries and a squirming, gleeful toddler kicking happily under her blanket and shouting “HI! 8221; at everyone we passed. I assumed it was because I looked like a hot mess, because this had been what my day looked like:. But you just keep doing you, ...

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The Oscars Drinking Game | The Snarky Mama

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The Oscars Drinking Game. February 22, 2015. I have a confession. I, who eschew all things popular culture, love the Oscars. And this year, I have the good fortune of being able to watch them for the first time in years, because I, in my usually television-less existence, happen to be in a hotel tonight. Do I actually ever see movies? 1 “Tell me about the ‘pieces’ you’re wearing.”. 2 “It just doesn’t seem ‘oscars’ to me.”. 3 “I just want to thank God”. 4 A celeb sniffles during their speech. 10 Khloe Kar...

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You Can’t Sit With Us: How I Got Excommunicated from the Stroller Brigade | The Snarky Mama

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You Can’t Sit With Us: How I Got Excommunicated from the Stroller Brigade. March 22, 2015. I’ve been thinking that Mean Girls, which is one of my top three favorite movies, deserves a sequel. Mean Moms. Only they could make it a documentary. Because holy crap, batman. Living in the suburbs gives moms a whoooooole new level of catty. It’s soccer moms on super-steroids. The suburbs are fricking terrifying. I’m definitely interested! 8221; Carla replied that she thought the item was supposed to go to the fi...

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The Peeps in my Blog. Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged. Just another long and winding road to motherhood…hopefully. March 29, 2013. May 2010- stop BCP. June2010-May2011- TTC natural, 12 BFN. May 2011- visit GP for routine blood work and ultrasounds-all normal. Referred to Dr. S. Aug 2011- visit Dr. S for first time, more blood work, ultrasounds etc. etc.- all normal. Nov 2011- saline sonohysterogram- all normal. Dec 2011- 50mg clomid -poor response BFN. Oct 2012- decide to move onto IVF. You a...

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The Peeps in my Blog. Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged. Just another long and winding road to motherhood…hopefully. Things just got interesting. September 16, 2014. 8212; L squared @ 10:04 pm. We have entered the world of baby gates! 1 Glorious 2 hour naps (not every day though). 2 Nap strikes (she refused her afternoon nap for a week straight and is now hit and miss). 3 Glorious sleep ins ( she has had some days of sleeping in past 8am! 6 Her first boat ride with grandpa for his 60th birthday.

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The Peeps in my Blog. Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged. Just another long and winding road to motherhood…hopefully. Wordless Wednesday June 18, 2014. 8212; L squared @ 9:44 pm. While we are not soccer/football fans P’s great Opa and Oma are… and yes they are Dutch so they could not resist buying her the adorable onsie. Go Netherlands Go! One Response to “Wordless Wednesday”. June 18, 2014 at 9:59 pm. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public). Let's ta...

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11 Months and counting… | Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged

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The Peeps in my Blog. Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged. Just another long and winding road to motherhood…hopefully. 11 Months and counting… November 21, 2014. 8212; L squared @ 2:30 pm. Baby P was 11 months old yesterday! I realize it has been two months since my last post so I will do what I did then and list the things that have happened in the last 60 days. 1 Cruising furniture and walking with her walker push toy like a champ. 3 saying dada although not entirely sure with purpose yet.

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The Peeps in my Blog. Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged. Just another long and winding road to motherhood…hopefully. Things that used to be easy. August 3, 2014. 8212; L squared @ 12:05 pm. Having a baby makes things that used to be so simple much much more difficult…. Especially when said baby is in the midst of the separation anxiety stage. Here is my list:. 1 Using the bathroom. 2 Having a good old fashioned Sunday morning sleep in. 8 Wearing my hair any other way than a ponytail. How to Liv...

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The Peeps in my Blog. Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged. Just another long and winding road to motherhood…hopefully. Where does the time go? July 23, 2014. 8212; L squared @ 11:54 am. Mr Big Guy had 3 weeks vacation at the end of June/early July which was amazing! Oh, there’s P “talking” to her mobile friends so I better just post this now or it will be another 2 months before I manage to write anything. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public). Let's...

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Things that used to be easy | Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged

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The Peeps in my Blog. Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged. Just another long and winding road to motherhood…hopefully. Things that used to be easy August 3, 2014. 8212; L squared @ 12:05 pm. Having a baby makes things that used to be so simple much much more difficult…. Especially when said baby is in the midst of the separation anxiety stage. Here is my list:. 1 Using the bathroom. 2 Having a good old fashioned Sunday morning sleep in. 8 Wearing my hair any other way than a ponytail. Address nev...

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The Peeps in my Blog. Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged. Just another long and winding road to motherhood…hopefully. June 18, 2014. 8212; L squared @ 9:44 pm. I’ve always liked the idea of just a picture post but never really got around to posting any pictures. Since I’m finding it really hard to blog even semi regularly these days maybe I’ll try to do some wordless Wednesday posts. This post is not really wordless but I’m going to post a picture anyways. Blogging with a baby is hard. For the s...

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The Peeps in my Blog. Chronicles of the Conceptionally Challenged. Just another long and winding road to motherhood…hopefully. 11 Months and counting…. November 21, 2014. 8212; L squared @ 2:30 pm. Baby P was 11 months old yesterday! I realize it has been two months since my last post so I will do what I did then and list the things that have happened in the last 60 days. 1 Cruising furniture and walking with her walker push toy like a champ. 3 saying dada although not entirely sure with purpose yet.

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How To Shower When You Have A Toddler (In 28 Easy Steps! April 9, 2015. 1 Separate small human from her current mess-making project. Comfort small human, who is now utterly despondent because obviously you’re the meanest mom ever and you’re ruining her life. 2 Carry small human into bathroom. Wedge door shut. Put trash can in sink so that small human cannot fling things out of it. 3 Lock the toilet. Always lock the toilet. 6 Get in shower. Aahhhhh. 10 Comfort your small human, who is now utterly desponde...

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