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Beer In My Weave: January 2009
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Beer In My Weave. This is your brain on America's Next Top Model. Any questions? Thursday, January 29, 2009. The Return of the Weave. Kids, the new season is on its way. Spontaniouse will be back in full force, I promise. I swear on Tyra's mama's perspiration. I spent all day last Sunday watching the new Top Model Obsessed! Marathon of Cycle 6 on Oxygen. (Perhaps my favorite season. Beautiful biracial butterfly! Zip it, bitch! Ebony and ivory, sucka! What did I NOT do? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Beer In My Weave: September 2008
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Beer In My Weave. This is your brain on America's Next Top Model. Any questions? Sunday, September 21, 2008. YOUR WILDEST DREAMS HAVE COME TRUUUUE! To return to a brief point in my last post: Tyra, your wildest dream will never come true. You will never be Oprah. And this pathetic attempt on your show to rival Oprah's generosity is just the most hilarious example of the failure of what I like to call Tyra's Oprah ASSpirations. 4 She's mimicking Oprah's "And you! 5 I love how you can spot the people in th...
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Beer In My Weave: October 2008
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Beer In My Weave. This is your brain on America's Next Top Model. Any questions? Friday, October 31, 2008. Thursday, October 30, 2008. Wholahay signed us up to potentially go see a Top Model challenge being taped next week! Readers, keep your fierce fingers crossed AND triple snapping that we actually get to go! I don't have a still of Marjorie, but picture it. Wednesday, October 29, 2008. Tears of a clown. 1 Here's my two cents on the European immigrants vs. the stupid Americans. For this one an...Sudde...
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Beer In My Weave: January 2010
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Beer In My Weave. This is your brain on America's Next Top Model. Any questions? Tuesday, January 26, 2010. Holy Naima, where have I been? Okay, fierce readers. Spontaniouse must apologize for the unintended neglect of the Weave (and missing an ENTIRE CYCLE! Anyway, I'd like to thank some faithful readers for inspiring me to sharpen up my Lee Press-On Nails again and get back to it. First of all, Jesa, to whom Spontaniouse owes an apology- let's get back in touch! From Ms. Hoolahay:. Anywho, keep it up&#...
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Beer In My Weave: May 2010
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Beer In My Weave. This is your brain on America's Next Top Model. Any questions? Tuesday, May 11, 2010. This woman has an Emmy. I just.wow. Spontaniouse is speechless for once. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Dlisted - Be Very Afraid. Project Runway, Tim Gunn's Guide to Style, Stylista and other fashion shows Project Rungay Blog. This woman has an Emmy.
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Beer In My Weave: You should only feel the Novocaine in your lips
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Beer In My Weave. This is your brain on America's Next Top Model. Any questions? Thursday, May 14, 2009. You should only feel the Novocaine in your lips. All I have to say for right now is: Teyona, you are no Bebe Zahara Benet. I'm having embedding problems at the moment (Logo's fault! Go to the website and start watching this at the 1:55 mark and prepare to have your mind blown. Http:/ www.logoonline.com/video/misc/338274/part-6-of-ep-5-rupauls-drag-race.jhtml? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Beer In My Weave: November 2008
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Beer In My Weave. This is your brain on America's Next Top Model. Any questions? Sunday, November 30, 2008. I can't talk about other shows for too long or I fear that Tyra Banks will turn herself into a murder of crows that will fly through the darkening skies to my fierce lair and claw at my weave until I collapse, trembling before her fury. Didn't you know that she went to Paris when she was seventeen years old to learn how to smile with her eyes AND how to practice black magic? It's Brittany, bitch!
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Beer In My Weave: February 2009
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Beer In My Weave. This is your brain on America's Next Top Model. Any questions? Wednesday, February 25, 2009. One our favorite Weaveologists, beliefunwrought, mentioned the gorgeous Yoanna's awesome helmet pic. I once wore a bike helmet in a Christmas card photo with my friends that I lived with the year after I graduated from college. Long story. Anyway, here's the fabulous Yoanna! Her face is flawless. Labels: yoanna season 2. Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Cycle Deux: YOU HAD SEX? Okay, my roommate want...
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Beer In My Weave: Textual healing
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Beer In My Weave. This is your brain on America's Next Top Model. Any questions? Wednesday, June 10, 2009. If you need to waste even more time on the Internets, check out my new favorite website:. Http:/ www.textsfromlastnight.com. 201): At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure.". July 23, 2010 at 5:31 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Dlisted - Be Very Afraid. Anonymous is a better Tyra Banks than Tyra Banks.
