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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2008/03/when-it-rains-it-pours.html
When It Rains, It Pours. At Fenway Park anymore. No, now we'll deal with Kevin "Johnny" Cash as Tim McGraw's twin brother's personal catcher. I can't quit you. . . ). Indeed, my namesake has been released. However, his memory will live on. As with most cult favorites, this won't have an ultimate effect on our season, but it makes every fifth day much less enjoyable. I comment here, because this is Dougie's birthplace, although The Upper Decker. Fact Asserted By: Dougie's Goin Deep. When It Rains, It Pours.
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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2008/04/welcome-to-california.html
No, I'd order a sandwich and I'd only wait 5 minutes for that. Just b/c you throw avocado on everything doesn't mean I'll pay out the nose and wait forever for it. Now here are a few of my favorite california respones:. May I speak to the manager/your supervisor/anyone else but you, you fuckwit/shit forbrains/waste of my life.". 1 "He'll be in on thursday"(its monday). 2 "They're on vacation for Thanksgiving."(Its the friday before thanksgiving, as in 6 days b4 thanksgiving). Or my personal favorite.
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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2008/04/whats-worse-than-sweet-caroline-these.html
What's Worse Than Sweet Caroline? These Nine Other Choices. Anyway, by the way of a bit of background, the Mets last season adopted the Red Sox "tradition" of playing Sweet Caroline during the 8th inning for a sing-a-long. This is about as much of a tradition as the Mariano Rivera/Billy Wagner playing Enter Sandman as their entrance music. A better tradition in my opinion is the Mets playing Lazy Mary after Take Me Out to the Ball Game during the seventh inning stretch. Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison.
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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2008/01/this-one-hits-close-to-home.html
This one hits close to home. I'm going to apologize, in advance to friends, colleagues and fellow AoF editors for this one. I'm going apologize in particular to friends who are currently in law school and those considering joining the prestigious legal profession. I'm sorry. While it may be unclear as to why I am apologizing, I'll preface this post with all AoF editors are lawyers in some capacity, for better or most likely worse. Fact Asserted By: AoFGB. January 11, 2008 at 11:16 AM. I take offense to t...
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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2008/02/first-ever-of-facts.html
First Ever "What's Filling My Box? It's becoming readily apparent that, collectively,. I don't want to become the sole poster here because, let's face it, I'm probably a little too self-indulgent in that I largely post for my own whims and ignore the desires of You, the Reader (and by You, the Reader, I literally am referring to what is likely the one person left who reads this dreck). For the first WFMB? The first one is especially cheap since it was. Fact Asserted By: TouchDown Xerxes. Devil in a Red D...
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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2008/02/fact-dinosaur-hunters-shape-annals-of.html
FACT: Dinosaur Hunters Shape Annals of History. Truth be told here, its extremely difficult to write. About anything other than the " Greatest Game Ever. All this being said, I'm about to briefly describe. The exhibits actually referred to this man as the greatest dinosaur hunter of the twentieth century. The phrase spurs images of a wild-eyed bearded man chasing a herd of raptors while on horseback, armed only with a crossbow. This guy's excavation tool of choice.dynamite. That's right, this Din...End o...
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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2009/01/view-from-37000-feet.html
A View from 37,000 Feet. I originally began drafting this post on 10/31/08. Needless to say laziness took over and I lost track of the 4 1/2 inch by 3 1/4 inch notebook in which I scrawled the outline for this post. Why am I now posting it? I wake up some 37,000 feet over Indianapolis. I just caught him looking at my notebook. Asshole. Claims that he was examining my handwriting style. Something about being left handed, I nod a half-hearted acknowledgement. He attempts to make conversatio...As a general ...
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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2009/04/fact-221-aofs-2-year-anniversaryalmost.html
Fact: 2/21 - AoF's 2 Year Anniversary.Almost Made It. I would be remiss not to point out that February 21st marked the two year anniversary since I found myself bored, either in class or at work.possibly both, and set up this blog. Since then there have been 160 posts, 4 contributors, and 1 mook put on notice. We set up a sister site (the Upper Decker. And are loosely affiliated with the hysterically funny in the abstract, but kind of disgusting when actually faced with it, PooPics. Screened at UC Davis.
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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2008/02/anyone-remember-money-train.html
Anyone Remember Money Train? So, I hate to play the race card, but I'm throwing it out there. Watching Miami Vice, I can't help myself. The question I'm posing is this: historically who is the best on-screen white guy black guy duo? I'm mostly amazed that they have not only a Wikipedia page as well as a myspace page. Here's another great article. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover come in second. That partnership lasted for 4 movies. Not a bad run huh? Individually I really don't like either Danny Glover or Mel...
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http://assertionsoffact.blogspot.com/2008/06/brokeback-mountain-gets-gay.html
Brokeback Mountain Gets Gay. So I had this whole spiel about making a good movie gay, but since that was yanked out from under me faster than a magician can pull a tablecloth out from a table (or a cowboy can pull a.nevermind.), I can really only point out that in spite of possibly making the gayest movie ever, the entertainment industry has managed to make Brokeback Mountain even gayer. Fact Asserted By: AoFGB. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Brokeback Mountain Gets Gay. Back to the Future.
