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Parental Initiations
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April 30, 2013. If the poem says They f*ck you up, your Mum and Dad”well I don’t reckon kids just sit around polishing their halos, either. This gig aint for the faint hearted, nor the weak of stomach. Even if you’re not good at finding your intestinal fortitude under pressure, they’ll put you through boot camp, alright. Like the time my high-speed son broke his leg at his third birthdaydirecting the festivities on over to hospital. Not my idea of a progressive party at all. What do these buttons do?
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Being a person - FAIL Archives - Falling Face FirstFalling Face First
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Musings from the mud puddle. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. Category Archives: Being a person – FAIL. Feeding time and losing marbles. April 30, 2014. I’m guessing most of you know that old golf balls in the jar analogy, amiright? And fills all the remaining spaces, until no light remains. The class nods. Yes. That brain is bursting. Oooh look Little A! Mummy’s brains are falling out again! My brain, remember? Full of vodka, sand, golf balls, and lost marbles by this point. I hate a ...
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2014 February | the older dad
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It's not how old you are, it's whether you can still bend over and pick stuff up. Archive for ‘February, 2014’. In crust we trust. I was sitting on a plane headed to Providence, Rhode Island when the lady next to me lurched forward and coughed up a huge wad of…. February 16, 2014. Follow Blog via Email. Join 27 other followers. I'll have a short pull doublepenceapino with an add shot of awesome. 1 year ago. Latest post for the older dad theolderdad.wordpress.com/2013/12/29/wor. Milking it in the man cave.
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Tony Abbott reveals he is not gay - The Tunnel presents...
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Un)truth and nothing but the (un)truth. The News in Lego. More Satire from The Tunnel. Arts & Entertainment. Subscribe to The Tunnel. Tony Abbott reveals he is not gay. Mdash; 13 Jul, 2014. Tony Abbott: “I really love women. Especially the good looking ones.”. Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott will reveal in a television interview with Sir Michael Parkinson that he is not gay. 8220;I realise a lot of gay men are married and have kids,” Mr Abbott says in the interview. Some issues still off limits.
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lady daa doo: Twerking as Therapy: A Brief History
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Who is Lady Daa Doo? Lord and Lady Daa Doo. Thursday, September 26, 2013. Twerking as Therapy: A Brief History. The latest natural therapy sweeping the globe is Twerking. This recently sensationalised technique has many applications that may improve physical and mental health. Twerking advocates rave about the healing properties of a good old fashioned Twerk. Mrs Smitten delicately Twerks. Mrs Gloria Smitten, has a blog titled The Twerking Housewife. Dr Alabaster cures his wind problem. Contrary to popul...
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Slapdash Mama: THE LOUNGE
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Tucked away down a laneway, in the vast metropolis of the internet, you’ll find The Lounge. There’s no cover charge so you can visit every week for free. It’s the kind of place where you can make yourself at home. The lighting is flatteringly dim and the red velvet couches are comfy and inviting. The bar’s right over there and it’s always happy hour. You can kick back and enjoy the music or bust out some killer moves on the dance floor. It’s up to you. Opening hours and entry. The Lounge is open! Each we...
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2015 August | the older dad
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It's not how old you are, it's whether you can still bend over and pick stuff up. Archive for ‘August, 2015’. Sometimes people are ambivalent….about their shoes. As I’ve gotten older I’ve noticed that my vocabulary isn’t as big, strike that, as extensive as it once was. My cachet of words has broadened…. August 2, 2015. Follow Blog via Email. Join 27 other followers. I'll have a short pull doublepenceapino with an add shot of awesome. 1 year ago. Happy New Year folks 2 years ago. Blog at WordPress.com.
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2015 May | the older dad
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It's not how old you are, it's whether you can still bend over and pick stuff up. Archive for ‘May, 2015’. The only thing we have to fear is – throwing up. I don’t like throwing up. If I feel like I’m going to throw up I battle it, fight it, refuse to allow, with all my might,…. May 20, 2015. Follow Blog via Email. Join 27 other followers. I'll have a short pull doublepenceapino with an add shot of awesome. 1 year ago. Latest post for the older dad theolderdad.wordpress.com/2013/12/29/wor. The truth you ...
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Permission to be Sick | Mixed Gems
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Treasured tidbits of life. Permission to be Sick. When I’m sick, I tend to keep pushing on. My head tells me this is counterproductive but this other unreasonable and stubborn part of me only hears, “LA-LA-LA-LA”. It’s a funny thing being given permission to be sick. It’s also still a battle. Sleep beckons. Sleep is a necessity. However, the mountain at work and plans for this weekend’s birthday party are banging loudly on the door of reason. Do you need permission to be sick? Be kind to yourself. After ...
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