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News for the Masses: With Election Day Looming, President of Beers Race Heats Up
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News You Can Use. Friday, October 22, 2004. With Election Day Looming, President of Beers Race Heats Up. Reported by The Kaliph of Kool @ 1:23 PM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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News for the Masses: Lionel Richie Dead at 55
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News You Can Use. Saturday, October 23, 2004. Lionel Richie Dead at 55. Reported by Suplex, with additional reporting by Rhino RADkins. World-famous recording artist Lionel Richie, born June 20, 1949 in Tuskegee, Alabama died today at the age of 55 around 5:46 pm. Mostly famous for his work during the 80's, Richie got his start in music in the 1970's with the Commodores. The Commodores are best known for the Top Ten Funk hit "(She's a) Brick House.". Richie's 23 year old daughter, Nicole, refused to talk...
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News for the Masses: God and Virgin Mary Embroiled in Bitter Custody Dispute
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News You Can Use. Friday, October 22, 2004. God and Virgin Mary Embroiled in Bitter Custody Dispute. We contacted God but when the subject was broached, the line went dead. Reported by The Kaliph of Kool @ 1:12 PM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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News for the Masses: October 2004
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News You Can Use. Saturday, October 30, 2004. Jesus to Vote Libertarian. ASSOCIATED PRESS - Jesus Christ, savior of all humanity and the living manifestation of God the Father Almighty, announced his intentions to cast his vote for the Libertarian party in a short press conference today. Jesus, a pop-culture icon since he first showcased his revolutionary religious ideals over two thousand years ago, has rarely involved himself in politics in the past. After He recovered, Jesus closed the conference....
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News for the Masses: Release of GTA:SA leads many to "cream pants"
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News You Can Use. Thursday, November 04, 2004. Release of GTA:SA leads many to "cream pants". ASSOCIATED PRESS - Rockstar Games released the brand new installment in the Grand Theft Auto series, GTA: San Andreas. Gamers all over the world have cited the games graphics, storyline, and overall gamplay for the reason they need "a change of jockeys". Lotion manufacturers such as Jergens of Cincinatti have also seen record profits in the days since the release of GTA:SA. Reported by suplexmasta @ 1:26 PM.
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News for the Masses: NEWS FOR THE MASSES
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News You Can Use. Thursday, October 21, 2004. NEWS FOR THE MASSES. We will provide you with the finest news coverage available. Check back later for all the news you can use. Note: news reported here may or may not be true. Reader discretion is advised.). Reported by suplexmasta @ 6:56 PM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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News for the Masses: AMD Bought out by Intel
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News You Can Use. Friday, October 29, 2004. AMD Bought out by Intel. Reported by Charlie, with additional reporting by Suplex. ASSOCIATED PRESS - It was announced today that AMD, in desperation, is selling to Intel. At a price of $7 billion, Intel will own the titles AMD, Athlon, Duron, and others. To quote one AMD employee, "Fuck Intel.". Intel executives were overheard to say "Excellent." while rubbing their hands together, no doubt plotting the demise of their enemies. Reported by Charlie @ 9:30 AM.
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News for the Masses: Scientists and Doctors Discover Source of the Soul (Medical Brief)
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News You Can Use. Friday, October 22, 2004. Scientists and Doctors Discover Source of the Soul (Medical Brief). The team's report also outlined the cause of menopause. Since the soul resides in the ovaries, when they are empty of their eggs, there is no more soul remaining, thus women become much more unpleasent. Reported by The Kaliph of Kool @ 1:21 PM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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News for the Masses: YASSAR ARAFAT STILL DEAD (SORT OF)
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News You Can Use. Friday, November 12, 2004. YASSAR ARAFAT STILL DEAD (SORT OF). ASSOCIATED PRESS - Yassar Arafat is once again dead, after a short run as a zombified half-dead entity. Arafat initially died early November 11th in a Paris, France medical care facility after a long illness. He was in a coma for much of his stay at the Parisian hospital. LeFleur, 54, was a member of the French military, and had passed away after a sudden heart attack. Arafat's headless body is now in the custody of Egyptian...
