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Static in the Attic: Brain Drain
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Static in the Attic. The noise in my head. Turned up to 11. Wednesday, 10 January 2007. Missing: 28 years of accumulated memory. Identifying characteristics: paranoid fantasy; half-baked feminist deconstruction; lyrics to Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals (I’m not proud); no geographical knowledge whatsoever. Reward for information leading to its return: eternal gratitude. In explanation, I was in the local on Monday evening (start the week as you mean to go on), and ‘assisting’ Amy Tree. More commonly, I wou...
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Static in the Attic: March 2008
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Static in the Attic. The noise in my head. Turned up to 11. Monday, 17 March 2008. Height Comes Before a Fall. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Rants, pole dance and frilly pants. View my complete profile. Height Comes Before a Fall. Walk on the mild side. Tequila Shots for the Soul.
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Static in the Attic: August 2007
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Static in the Attic. The noise in my head. Turned up to 11. Wednesday, 29 August 2007. Would you like salt with that? When someone mentions the words ‘hoover’ and ‘unusual usage of’ in the same sentence my mind immediately constructs an elaborate scenario involving a visit to A&E and a story that the attendant medics can dine out on for months. Whether this is due to a brief but intense addiction to Loaded. Rather frustratingly – not at all grindy. Having pointed out to Beagle that I had got salt “...
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Static in the Attic: The Great Divide
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Static in the Attic. The noise in my head. Turned up to 11. Tuesday, 9 January 2007. I have been pondering on the recent demise of the Icelandic quiz-show demi-god Magnus Magnusson. I did however stumble across what I feel may be a signifcant cultural dividing line between generations of Brits: those who, when asked to identify a famous Magnus, would obviously answer 'Magnusson', and those who would answer ' Powermouse. This is probably wrong. So that's where all my biros have gone.pesky buggers.
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Static in the Attic: Would you like salt with that?
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Static in the Attic. The noise in my head. Turned up to 11. Wednesday, 29 August 2007. Would you like salt with that? When someone mentions the words ‘hoover’ and ‘unusual usage of’ in the same sentence my mind immediately constructs an elaborate scenario involving a visit to A&E and a story that the attendant medics can dine out on for months. Whether this is due to a brief but intense addiction to Loaded. Rather frustratingly – not at all grindy. Having pointed out to Beagle that I had got salt “...
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Static in the Attic: January 2007
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Static in the Attic. The noise in my head. Turned up to 11. Wednesday, 10 January 2007. Missing: 28 years of accumulated memory. Identifying characteristics: paranoid fantasy; half-baked feminist deconstruction; lyrics to Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals (I’m not proud); no geographical knowledge whatsoever. Reward for information leading to its return: eternal gratitude. In explanation, I was in the local on Monday evening (start the week as you mean to go on), and ‘assisting’ Amy Tree. More commonly, I wou...
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Static in the Attic: Winners and Sinners
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Static in the Attic. The noise in my head. Turned up to 11. Monday, 8 January 2007. My defects, failings and nasty habits are, I am proud to say, well and truly in tact. Suggestions for new and interesting vices will be seriously considered. 8211; by rotting food in the bedroom. And what a big grin to put on my face for a Monday afternoon. At last, my most anticipated and welcome addition to the world of brain rambles. You write like you make me feel :-). 8 January 2007 at 17:08. View my complete profile.
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Static in the Attic: Punctuation Stations
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Static in the Attic. The noise in my head. Turned up to 11. Friday, 15 February 2008. What makes me uncomfortable? Tight jeans. Tentative silences. But nothing makes me twitch and itch and shift in my seat. Like a BIG EMPTY SPACE where an apostrophe should be. For the missing punctuation,. Yes I care about the commas. I also like alliteration). I want to be. Swaddled by semicolons;. Hugged by hyphens -. A brought up short by a fat full stop. Like notes on a score. The pleasure that I treasure.
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Static in the Attic: Quandry.
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Static in the Attic. The noise in my head. Turned up to 11. Wednesday, 20 February 2008. I'm conflicted. This morning I was told that I looked beautiful by a stranger. He was wearing a coat tied in the middle with string and was hunched protectively over a can of Special Brew (unnecessarily I feel as who has the wherewithal to steal 'premium lager' at 10am? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Rants, pole dance and frilly pants. View my complete profile. Walk on the mild side. Tequila Shots for the Soul.
